"Weekend sub pete not anchor"

"Weekend sub pete not anchor"

groovy

Why's he gotta take away from Pete's accomplishments like that?

why were they exploring the guest house and not the main house

Because the guest house didn't have a padlocked gate.

Sewer Gators were stopped by a simple lock?

Rehearsal/There was a padlock on the front gate.

WHAT'S THAT?

Sewer gators are lucky to have a van that wasn't straight out of the 70s

If Capcom was smart they would make a spin-off series about the Sewer Gators to serve as a prequel with each entry being one of their previous shows.

"Nothing"

Tonight on Sup Forums: another worthless fucking Resident Evil thread.

UN
FUCKING
BELIEVABLE

This is the last time i respond to that fag

Uh, you don't get to bring Clancy

mods won't ban the marketers because hiroshimoot cut a deal with them.

Clancyposting is fun

>to get the antique coin you gotta get a lock pick from outside
>that whole demo coin process
Why the sudden jumps in complexity/bullshit

did we ever figure out how to save andre?

why is the derelict house footage tape so memorable? is it just because everybody played it 50 times scouring the demo for shit?

This is not groovy

It had good banter. the full game is ethan has no one to really interact with so hey doesnt really say much other than some quip.

Really, really bad quips. Man makes LEON looks good in comparison.

Clancy?

>go behind Andre
>press X
>use dummy finger
>make him run away with dummy finger in butt
Congrats, you saved him!

"WHY DONT U BUG OFF MARGARETE!"
"I GUESS U GOT JACKED OFF"
Yeah his quips where terrible

I mean, it sort of makes sense, Ethan is kinda aggressively normal and normal people are actually very prone to flubbing quips in extreme situations.

Yeah but imagine if Leon met Ethan
Your left hand comes off?

just tried this, how do i get the dummy finger before andre is kill?

It's kind of sad when his most memorable lines were "THAT IS NOT GROOVY" and yelling at Jack and Marguerite to stay dead after he kills them.

>Yeah, my right foot too.

I DON'T DO ADR

For whatever reason, I find Ethan's "Okay, FINE" when finding the pistol after getting his hand chopped off memorable.
Just the way he says it through his teeth.

>Yes, but some hillbilly woman stitched it back, i thought is was pretty handy

I can only imagine the quips about women Leon would pull out after running into Mia

I like how he said that too. I would be angry as fuck too if my bitch ass wife is hurling me through walls and cutting of my good hand. Game on bitch.

>Implying
Faggot spills his spaghetti around women his age and only talks shit when they're out of earshot.

How come Ethan doesn't have a face

"You must be horny 3 years without dick? Bingo? haha just kidding haha"

this is his official face.

I felt sorry for this fag until I saw how ugly he was.

looks like an asshole, though.

Yeah, I wouldn't have given him a gun either desu.

LISTEN HERE YOU PIPE SUCKING BITCH

I TOLD YOU THEYRE NICE PEOPLE, THEY WOULDN'T HURT ANYBODY