Hey Sup Forums, how do I convince my gf to try anal sex?
Hey Sup Forums, how do I convince my gf to try anal sex?
Lot of porn lately. Not complaining, dont have a job at the moment. But if I still had my old job it would have been hard to browse Sup Forums like I used to do.
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The trick is convince her in stages.
First just get her comfortable with you rimming her ass whenever you eat out her pussy.
Then eventually slip a finger in whenever you're rubbing her down there, and aim to get her to cum while you've got a finger in her ass.
Do the two above mentioned things a few times, make sure you always use a healthy amount of lube whenever penetrating her ass and always ease it in.
If you've made her cum enough times with a finger up her ass, she should eventually be open to the idea of trying it. When you do get to try it, don't go full ham and go too hard and fast and ruin your chance. Go as slowly as possible, let her go on top if she wants so she gets to control over how fast and how deep you go in, or in doggy style she can lean back onto your dick and control it that way. She
Once she's gotten used to it, she will be more comfortable letting you dictate the ass action. Also it helps if you have a smaller dick.
You don't. Its not going to end well if you have to convince her. Shes either a freak or shes nowt
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>anal sex
Fucking degenerate.
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You talk to her about it. First and foremost, let her know that you enjoy anal sex. If she doesn't want to try it, don't force her. If she's 'interested' or has 'always thought about it', then you do like says and move slowly. Having a small dick is a plus unless she starts getting into large anal insertion. Then you've accidentally created an anal freak who will dump you for a bigger dicked dude.
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Have you ever considered your girlfriend may be a necrophiliac?
Why not help her out?
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Anal is nasty. THEY POOP FROM THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sheldon(The Big Bang Theory).
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>Fingering her ass while she didn't clean first
I tried to do it with tongue and it was bitter. Then went to kissing straight after that to get bitterness away.
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>how do I convince my gf to try anal sex?
you don't. you cease being a sarlacc cuck'd normie and you evolve to traps.
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Be masculine and alpha. She'll do anything you want, if you're alpha.
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Reply to this if girl has fingered you.
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>54 posters
Can one person reset their IP this quick?
Browsing Sup Forums when you're supposed to be working is probably why you don't have a job you fucking degenerate.
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>implying you or anyone here could ever get a gf
I love this meme magic war that is going on to kill peoples moms and to protect them
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