Sorry for the epic slow poke i just pirated Meme Dogs 2 and im 6 hours in here are my throughts so far

sorry for the epic slow poke i just pirated Meme Dogs 2 and im 6 hours in here are my throughts so far

>Terrible performance, 20-30fps in the cities for no reason other than horrid optimization, the visuals are nothing special
>Graphically inferior both in technical and art styles, textures are pretty crap and models/rigging are also horrid as well as BAD animation.
>Driving model still terrible, its worse than Driv3r San Francisco and watchdogs 1 its more like Saints Row 2 and San Andreas weird floaty bs
>Controls are horrid on gamepad and keyboard
>Story is so cringey bad its good 90's ripoff of hackers but im fine with it only good part of the game
Funny because ironically it tries to be all Politically correct with SJW crap but it ends up taking the piss out of itself whether it means to or not.

GTA Spinoffs thread i guess?

fuck sake fucking Sup Forums servers what the fuck

So is that GTA on the left or what?

By the way, does anyone remember that one gta-clone on ps2, map was a bit similar to that of vice city iirc. Can't remember the name.

Saints Row?

>Terrible performance, 20-30fps in the cities for no reason other than horrid optimization

this is flat out wrong, it's one of the better PC ports out there. The game was eh okay, but it shouldn't have had guns because it didn't fit the theme.

The getaway? Driver 3? Crackdown?

>terrible performance

Not at all. Runs really well on both my old graphic card and my new one, on max graphics. Sounds like you have a shit computer.

Game itself was ok I guess. Nothing to write home about. Had fun.

Maybe Driver: Parallel Lines? It starts in the late 70s and has a similar vibe to Vice City.

This
Guns made sense for Aidan, he's a literal vigilante plus the game has a pseudo morality system to dissuade you from going ham.

But with Marcus and his millennial Dedsec cell, they all believe themselves to be the good guy hactivists out to take on 'the man'
Kind of hard to sell that when you can blow up a busy intersection with a grenade launcher with now real consequence.

too bad there isn't general thread and people shit posting their outfits.

I forgot this game came out

Yeah, that's most likely it, looking at the map it seems very similar to what I remember.

Driving in 1 was so atrocious I dropped the game an hour or so. After playing 2 for some time I say it's better, or at least not as bad. Still has nothing on GTA

>Politically correct with SJW crap
>One of the main antagonists is made to look like a bull dyke tumblr user

Ok

>bad performance

Must be a crack issue. This and siege runs on my shitbox reasonably well.

Left: fogged up mess
Right: clarity

I did played more than 20 hours of watch dogs 2
>story is cringe, WE WUZ HACKERZ
>driving feels very weird, even in gta 3 it was better
>game punishes you for using guns, they keep calling reinforcements, you have no health meter, enemies shoot from 5km and have huge health
>animations are pretty good
>puzzles are nothing more than "get into the vent, then activate the red box"
>gay pride flags everywhere

Was given it for free since I bought a 1080 and it runs well on Ultra at 4k. Lowest I ever got was lower 40s fps during heavy fog with the SanFran Fog turned on.

I just finished it the other day and it's alright. Kinda feels inconsequential though, as though nothing was really accomplished by the end of the game other than getting Nemec arrested and hacking teh wurl.

The missions never felt like they escalated at all until the final one, where it just suddenly had a spike in difficulty (but only due to them tossing heavily armored troops at you nonstop). It was an okay game, multiplayer is fun.

But you get bad boy points for that don't you?

Not a main antagonist, you become friends. They just put show you up with their superior hacker skillz before you end up being on the same side.

Wow it looks miles better than GTA V
>much better character model
>superior lighting on the character model and jacket
>better colors
>more saturation
>less fog
>more vegetation
>better draw distance

The fact that they included a person like that in the game at all shows at least some SJW influence. Most importantly though the main cast consists of an oreo black dude, some vaguely ethnic chick with that stupid side shave who wears a fucking hijab, and a jewish or polish guy I think? Its like DedSec is looking for their equal opportunity employment status or something

did anyone rate true crime

WD2 doesn't have a reputation meter anymore.

>ethnic chick who wears a fucking hijab
That's only on the promotional art though.

>a jewish or polish guy I think?
Who do you mean?

Just seems like you haven't played the game at all user. You take a big shit on the hambeast and are free to fuck with the random NPCs on the street if they're too liberal for your liking.

>GTA V pic from last gen

sigh

Since you know about WD2, I had a question that's been bubbling for a while.

Does the main character have any sort of background with weapons or is it just "Hey, here's an assault rifle, now you can shoot just like a professional soldier" and everyone in the group is simply A-OK with it?

Sauchek? Hawt Sawse or whatever his kiddie meme name is. And no I haven't played this game, but its pretty easy to look in from the outside and tell that it was "produced by a multicultural team of various beliefs, sexual orientations, and gender identities."

It's exactly as you described. Nothing in his background even suggests how he's proficient with firearms, how he can take down heavily trained professional soldiers with an 8ball tied with rope, how he can drive like a race car driver, etc. It's one of the many things I don't like about the game since Ubishit is usually careful in lore-building in their games and give their characters an extensive background to supplement their skills. They dropped the ball hard this time, there's barely any background shit on any of the characters.

Do you mean Wrench? Because I don't recall anyone else really having a meme kiddie name other than him. But yeah, you can say that about all of Ubishit's games, all I'm saying is that they're not as bad as it seems in terms of politics. They may have chosen a very liberal/leftist setting and premise for their game but it doesn't stop the devs from taking a shit on their setting and premise too.

Nothing's shoved in your face or anything, which I liked. Yes, there's a black tranny politician in there and I was sure I would just roll my eyes and peg the game more, but they don't put it on a pedestal or anything. The tranny's corrupt too in its own way, shit like that.

The game has a shitload of flaws and I'd rather people focus on those like the floaty driving and dull as fuck gunplay rather than just shit on the SJW boogeyman since that shit's easily proven to be wrong.

>"produced by a multicultural team of various beliefs, sexual orientations, and gender identities."

this could literally apply to a group of neo-nazis

>game hard?
>game bad.
>also i have played 20 hours but i have only done puzzles that appear in the first 5 hours

I'm just quoting the Ubisoft disclaimer

Aidan Pearce is shown to be a mass murderer in 2 lol

Getting the game once it goes below €13.

I really dont understand how can one be so daft. Its painfully obvious (and almost cringeworthy how obvious the game makes it) that its not meant to be taken seriously.

also, the game ran fine on high with my i5 and 970, and found the controls to be great on mouse+kb , one of the very few AAA games that actually was redesigned to accomodate proper keyboard controls, with practically every single action allowed to be bound to a button.

can be if you want i dont give a shit mates

Maybe its my pirated CPY copy

well, i thought it was a good game. It lacks the polish and attention to details that GTA has, but it also has a lower budget, i guess.

it really just felt like lower budgeted GTA 5 with some surprisingly cool moments and features and I am fine with that.

>retarded Sup Forumsfag screeching about a game he hasn't played
where have i sseen this before?

What are some games that look great and are well optimized besides witcher 3? I am also looking to "buy" some games.

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

Played it for 2-3 hours. Christ this was bad.
>The first side mission you get is "fuck over "not" martin shkreli

>main character meets crew
>sees other black guy
>"yo glad to have another brother here"
>brings this up multiple times

>steal car mission
>dialog is about blacks being underrespresented in hollywood

Fuck Ubisoft and their bullshit agenda.

b-but m-muh #SJW

ITT:
Shitarse tripfag blames his shit pc on feminists.

Scarface?

I genuinely loved that game.

>pirated a shitty crack
>complain about poor performance

Dummy

It was driver: parallel lines

it just made me laugh harder.

the game tried to be "hip" and meta and completely falls flat on its face so hard it actually becomes funny again

Like a Gen X and Baby boomer bunch of jew execs watched hackers 1995 for the first time and just said

>Fuck it what if we remake it into a videogame and shove a bunch of Politically correct leftist cuck tripe in there

I cant wait to get up to the bit with the NOT trump

First game since FC3 that I enjoyed from Ubisoft.

i really liked Rainbow Six Siege but the netcode issues ruin it

And it looks like a game from 2012 and runs horrid outside.

Shame all ubishit games post 2006-2008 look terrible like absolutely mobile phone tier base budget tier graphics

No open world game can come close to GTA because of Rockstars experience. Even thought GTA 5 ran on lower specs, it looks better than WD2 thanks to art direction and clever programming.

>6 hours in
just admit it, you like the game

The game is pretty terrible but I blame ubisoft for making all their games virtual clones of each other

>shitty crack

what other crack is there dipshit?

why does it need to be compared to GTA? Even if GTA is the king of these kind of games, they're both trying to do different things. Just because they're set in a big open city and gives you a bit of freedom doesn't mean it's a GTA clone.
I really liked Watch Dogs 2 for what it was, possibly because I wasn't sitting there getting all angry and yelling "GTA DID IT BETTER FFFFFUK THIS GAMEEE!!!". When you play a game, focus on it and nothing else. Comparing it to bigger and better titles will only result in you not enjoying the game you're playing. I love you

it's still mind blowing how they managed to get it all running on ps360 hardware in the first place.

Ubisoft games have decent graphics though. Assassins Creed and Far Cry are at least pretty to look at.

>"produced by a multicultural team of various beliefs, sexual orientations, and gender identities."
Is this supposed to be bad?

AC1 was amazing for its time

AC4-5 looks good

>Witcher 3
>Optimized
Is it?

What the fuck, is that a guy or a girl?
>professor_oak.jpeg

>game set in San Francisco
>OMG HOW DARE THEY ACCURATELY DEPICT THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE, IT MUST BE SOME AGENDA THEY ARE PUSHING

Mad Max 2015
GTA 5 if you have a good CPU
Not much else recently.

Black Flag and rogue are still gorgeous in my eyes, maybe for graphics or art direction I can't tell.

Unity is also incredibly beautiful as well (shame all those repeated fucking npcs bring my fps to shit)

I would say it's definitely better than most ports. Runs surprisingly excellent on my machine, it almost makes me wish I bought it

let me put it this way

>i7 920 - 3.2 GHz
>Radeon 7970 - 1100 MHz
>6GB 1333 RAM

Mostly 50-60 FPS @ 1080p at almost max, hairworks off, shadows down a notch and a couple of other things.

Mad Max
D00M
DirT Rally
The Crew (if you have a good CPU I guess)
MGSV
The Witcher 2

>Unity
shame about everything else

Graphically that game was aamazing and still looks great

He's black and from Oakland; he shoots people.

so garage then? The game looks graphically worse than GTA V and runs infinitly worse.

ran and looked crap on my i5 4690 and 390x

W3 is horrid

You know I thought the game had decent graphics, until I played it and reached the open world. I was absolutely disgusted.

>ran and looked crap on my i5 4690 and 390x

>he's a tripfag
>he's a moron

This whole post is so wrong and stupid it made me cringe

And you still dont fit in yet

proofs, dedsec sucks his dick in his cameo