>tfw my parents are kicking me out tomorrow
>tfw Nioh comes out tomorrow
Of all the possible days something like this shit would happen, it's happening when Nioh is releasing.
I've never been any more hyped up to wake up early, grab my copy, grab some beers, some chips, some pizza, and spend the entire next few months playing 2017's game of the year.
God damn, what the hell am I gonna do now
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Not a big suprise considering tomorrow its tuesday,and you are talking about drinking beer.
If you atleast work some hours daily you might have had a chance to not get kicked out.
Nice OC OP
Oh I feel you OP. I last chance at writing chemistry finals this wednesday and there is a BIG probability I will fail. My parents said that all I do is playing games and will take my controlker if I fuck up.
Did you also make a banana eating video?
why are your parents kicking you out?
I don't work, but I do go to college, it's what kept me from not kicking out. I took a semester off for this spring just to consume almost all of 2017's lineup.
My brother spots me on everything, he works full time and lends me a limitless supply of allowance.
this
op is talking about drinking beer on a tuesday
implies hes at least 21 and doesnt have a job or works a pathetic amount of hours
getting kicked out of your parents house will either make you or break you
excellent blog, frogpposter
>I've never been any more hyped up to wake up early, grab my copy, grab some beers, some chips, some pizza, and spend the entire next few months playing 2017's game of the year.
>grab some beers, some chips, some pizza, and spend the entire next few months playing
Oh I see, you're one of those disgusting "adults" who still lives with his parents while contributing absolutely nothing.
Maybe consider not living like a fucking child when you're well within your 20s and you won't get kicked out.
>I took a semester off for this spring just to consume almost all of 2017's lineup.
user, I think you might be addicted to videogames. You need to sort out your priorities, wake the fuck up
Your a fucking mooch, wouldn't be suprised if your dad and brother kick you out to enjoy the GOAT GOTY that is Nioh and laugh at how much of a scrub you are.
>I'm not focusing enough on what's important and spend all my time playing video games, the post
Good, maybe you'll learn what it means to be an adult.
>old enough to buy beer
>still living with your parents
*cringes*
>beer
top kek
>Gaming is a priority
>leeches off brother
Get your shit together jesus christ how can you live with yourself
>*raises paw*
>I took a semester off for this spring just to consume almost all of 2017's lineup
This can't be real can it?
How do you find that to be a satisfying choice...?
Get a job you freeeloader
Hedonists, everyone
god is trying to tell you something user
OP you damn manchild, please at least tell me you have some friends you can stay at for night until you find something better.
>console fags
who /responsibleadult/ here?
Parents are hardcore biblethumpers and Gen X and shit. They normally treat everyone in the house ok, but over the years I've noticed a more malevolent attitude towards me; subtle, but I notice it.
But these last few years I've had friction with them too many times. Them being all a Gen X and I a millennial, they don't understand new lifestyles that kids, teenagers, and young adults adopt. They call me out of playing games all day and shit even though I still study for my exams and score average grades. Make it double that their religious views clash with the "idle hands are the devil's workshop" mentality. They always want to pick a fight with me and I can't really do anything about it.
Just today, I guessed they had enough of my lazy shit and just gave me until tomorrow to pack and go. I literally did nothing wrong, and I'm no delinquent.
>some chips, some pizza
How do people eat this stuff without feeling awful afterwards? Doesn't even taste particularly good.
>mfw you must be 21 to legally buy beer in the USA
>just took a semester off to play computer games
>I'M WORKING AS HARD AS I CAN YOU GUYS
>he actually thinks owners card people
>I literally did nothing wrong
You have a fucking problem m8, wake up and open your eyes.
Fuck you.
I am a hedonist, and the first thing I did was get a job, supported myself, got me a nice house at just the right distance away from the city.
Now I can do pretty much anything I want, But I do actually work for it, but you work hard, you play hard.
dude, being serious here, if you aren't trolling you really need to see a professional or something to get your shit together.
You don`t understand parents,if you atleast worked some days or some hours they be ok.
Its like being a serial killer,you have to atleast pretend you can function normal.
Do you not realize your parents work their asses off all day to pay for your living and you repay them by doing nothing all day? Show some fucking respect, grow up and earn your shit just like they did and everybody in the world does.
You're still a kid going "but they don't understand me".
>new lifestyles
It's not new lifestyles, it's being a lazy fuck
If you had to pay out the ass for your kid to go to college, then average grades wouldn't cut it. Do as good as you can and don't take a semester off school for fucking vidya.
Christ, I'm still clinging to the hope you're just fishing for (You)s.
my parents are hardcore drug addicts that ruined my credit and set me up for failure. you you have no excuse.
You're a loser :)
>have a mortgage
>car loan
>nearly perfect credit score
>401k
>married my gf of 10 years
>at age 25
I know some /virgin/ will knock a healthy normal lifestyle but I'll be here literally LMAOing at your life
>YOU NORMIE, YOU WELL ADJUSTED ADULT! REEEEEEEE
also
>posted from my iPhone
They do taste good unless you're some /fit/ faggot. At least to most people. What I don't understand is how they can eat them to the point of becoming fat whales without feeling awful, there is a limit.
It's debatable... only have 4 super close friends, but I think only one of them may take me in but it's temporarily. We're still trying to discuss a plan of action but to be honest I don't know what the hell I'm (and they're) going to do
Best case scenario, roommate with friendo, still get to play Nioh, long term roommate. Brother might still lend me.
Worst case scenario, I'm homeless, dunno what to do now.
>implying they dont
????
Please, be trolling. Seriously.
If you're not then I'm really really sorry for your parents
...
for a second I read that as you getting married at age 15
>about to be homeless
>still concerned with playing Nioh
...
>play games all day
>still score average grades
What are you even studying? Is it one of those meme courses that get you nowhere in life?
the fact that you're still thinking of borrowing money from your brother worries me user. You need to get your own money.
I should probably mention my brother still lives with my parents.
But he's the chillest bro, maybe I can convince him to move out with me.
I kinda admire him for that
Tell your parents you're going back to college, shed some tears and hope for the best.
computer science
Stop thinking about games and think about your life for a second. Even Sup Forums, who are obsessed with videogames, don't treat them as a thing of life or death. Sort out your priorities
that's awesome user, proud of you.
my credit was literally 400fico because my parents ran it to shit to buy stuff, rent stuff, bill stuff and NEVER pay it off.
I wish I had a mortgage, but right now my gf and i live in a condo and rent out the spare rooms to nerds to pay rent+bills. we end up only paying $100/month each which is cool. she also helped me get my challenger.
Don't know about US, but they sure don't where I live. And if they randomly decided to you could just go to another store
get a goddamn job
Just try to apply to some dead end part-timers at the least. If you're really that addicted bring a phone with games or a DS to inject in the ol blood stream
Are you at least self aware enough to realise that you're a piece of shit?
>24
>moved out at 18 with only emergency assistance from parents (ie if I wound up in the hospital)
>accountant, full time job, on track to becoming chartered
>paid off half of student loan in one year
>own my own car, pay for all my own shit
>still no gf
h-halfway there I guess?
Your parents are right
>your parents affect your credit score
wtf America, that's literally illegal where I live.
dumb frogposter
I'm still enrolled... just took a break for spring.
I still planned to take a summer course to make up for spring
>Louis never got to play Overwatch
>OP doesn't get to play Nioh
NEETs are dropping like flies.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. How the fuck are you still worried about playing a stupid fucking game when you are less than 24 hours away from being in the streets? You don't know for sure your friends will take your sorry ass in, and even if they do, you STILL worry about whether you can play the game or not. You have a problem dude, I wouldn't even take your bum ass in no matter how long we've been friends, your just gonna hum it up there until August anyway.
>friends
>gf
>fun hobbies
>but a bit behind in college
Fuck me I waste so much time just browsing the internet because I need my PC to study (view pdfs, mail, and other stuff) and then get lost doing nothing.
How can I concentrate more, Sup Forums?
it's illegal here too, but what the fuck am I going to do, sue my parents?
thats' kind of suspicious seeing that 2017 has nogaems
>Same girl since a teenager
This is your weakness user. When you hit your mid 30s you or her might wish you played the field. I will pray for you tonight that you don't resort to degeneracy like swinging and cuckold if this happens.
Otherwise good stuff
Nigga you have the entire second quarter to catch up on videogames
>compsci
STOP WASTING MY TAX DOLLARS YOU FUCKING SPERG
typical sonygger
Do it
Go to the library to study, it's what I do. Can't study for the life of me at home but I'm strangely productive in the library cause I'm trying to leave ASAP
>Next few months
This game has 2-3 weeks of content if you play it on a 'normie' basis of 2 or so hours a day, max.
When PvP is released and it's just sidestepping, buff spamfest like BB, the replayability will go way down.
Buy a Switch. You can play it on the go.
Dont listen to these people OP live like a leech as long as you want
Haven't had chance to play Resi7 even though I got on release due to studying for extra qualifications for job. Just passed the exam and will receive qualification in 6 weeks.
not that guy, but she's locked in if they have the mortgage or any other long term loans in both their names. it's the best way to prevent a girl from cheating on you
chain her to you with debt
that's what I did :^)
>side stepping buff spamfest
>like BB
I still wonder where Louis is now. Did he make it?
Holy shit. You waste of space stop trying to ruin your brother's life, stop being so delusional. Get off your ass. Do some work. Live and play. You are the worst kind of neet I've seen
OP here, I think I should just end it all. You guys are right I'm worthless.
>implying you're preventing anything
she's still cheating, she's just better at hiding it
Or man up and get a damn job already.
Seriously why kill yourself over fucking video games
I'm a fuck up.
I've tried changing more times than I can count but it never sticks due to me being absolutely nuts when I'm sober.
I also stole your Pepe
That's for the best honestly. Good try though op, better luck in the next life.
I have a friend that's just like you. 26 years old and still asking his brother for WoW time. This person literally does nothing, but sit on the internet all day and pretends to be a girl, oh yeah and he/she is taking hormones now. That lifestyle is NOT healthy for you. You need to learn independence, accepting handouts all the time is already becoming a reliance for you. Once that is gone you will have nothing and have no clue what to do with yourself.
Getting a job or not playing video games is not exactly a reason to end your life over.
And if you do think that make sure you end your life.
No you cockface. Don't bite the hand that fed you for many years when you had no fucking money (young etc) and don't say it wasn't there responsibility cause they could've chucked your ass in a garbage can and live there life.
>Sat on my ass for a year and a half after high school
>Parents didn't mind
>I got up and did something about it before I became a NEET
>Now
>In the Navy for that sweet G.I. Bill
>I'm a CS (cook) and my job couldn't be any easier
>Free housing and food meaning just car, phone payments meaning more spending money
>Spend all those free hours of the week playing vidya
>Get to cut work tomorrow for Nioh because my first-class is a cool guy
Feels good knowing I'm not scum sucking the life out of my loved ones.
OP here
Got off the phone with my friend. He says he thought about it and might work something with me. He says as long as I pull some sort semblance of weight, I can stay as long as he wishes. I can use my bro's spotting to pay half or like 33% of the rent. I can also just clean the house if he tells me to.
He agrees that my parents suck too.
Perhaps I'll get to play Nioh after all.
I just hope his internet isn't shite....
Oh great, now we have a moocher with a death wish. Listen dude, you need to clean up your act. You may be pathetic now, but that doesn't mean you can't climb up to the bottom of the barrel later. Hey, maybe in a few months you'll be a productivr member of society. And if you thought "well that sound hard' you already lost.
>Parents expecting you to be able to pass after kicking you out
Most people in this thread are faggots. You should be studying, not working or playing games.
Are you guys blogging again
>just got a job working for my university as a microbiology lab tech under my professor
>full time, payed, benefits
>living in a cheapo apartment to save money while gf finishes school
>parents are still very eager to help me along financially, never ungrateful, only child
>feel guilty as hell about it but always work hard to earn high marks and get experience in my field to make them proud
could be worse
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