My little xbone can't be this cute

My little xbone can't be this cute

Now imagine the switch trying to fit in there
Then imagine trying to dock/undock the tablet

>having a console inside a shelf in the first place
Dumb millennials.

yeah I just wrap mine in a towel and put it on the rug

ya know, i didnt think of that until now. im going to need to find a spot to put mine.

I have central air conditioning, so my apartment never gets above 65 degrees. Stay mad.

>black PS4
>white controller

YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

I'm not an underage millennial. Wasn't going to be mad regardless.

I had two until the black one shit the bed.

You keep saying that word, but I don't think that you know what it means.

No one knows what it means. That's what makes it a good insult.

Welp, shit sucks man

I still got my GC controller from 12 years ago perfectly fine, but my PS4 controller is half detatched on the right grip after 2 years

Fucking Sony

Nice half assesd lyrics, but you should seriously google the definition of your buzzwords b4 you use them

My white one is starting to get fucked too.
Hell the whole PS4 is going to shit. It keeps doing this shit, but I've had it since launch. So whatever

Multiple sources have different definitions, kiddo.

Fuck, have that shit from time to time aswell
But Im not going to buy a fucking Ps Pro in the next years

>millenials
>everyone born after 1990

Here, use me as future reference "kiddo"

Me either. I'll just buy a slim whenever mine finally decided to sleep forever.

Dates range from 1977 all the way to 2005 actually.

>Switch can only be docked vertically
>the only place that would have enough headroom would be right on top of my TV stand so the switch blocks off part of the TV
FUCK

What makes you think it can only be docked vertically?

Put it on its back, the cables come out of the side of the system.

The fact that the bottom where it connects has a little piece of plastic that needs to be depressed before it makes contact with the switch to prevent people from damaging it.

Basically gravity.

that doesn't make any sense. the pro would be cheaper and is the better of the two to get. but your choice ofc.

Just tape the connector down if you're that worried. It's not like there's any fans in the back to block or moving parts.

Trust me. This shit just isn't going to work unless it's stood up.

What are you trying to prove with that image? Gravity won't affect the system when the dock is horizontal, because it rests on the plastic

Sexier than the PS4

I doubt there will be any wiggle room in the dock itself, as long as you push the tablet in far enough you should be fine.

You can serve a taco horizontally no problem.

See that little black thing in the middle? It makes the USB C MALE adapter sit plush so that it can't be damaged when inserting the Switch.

See those little holes next to it? Those are locking mechanisms that prevent the thing from being pressed down unless the Switch is put in just right.

I still don't understand what your problem is. There are plenty of plastic rails in there to make it easy to dock it. It being laid down won't make a difference.

>nobody born before the early 80s has ever put a console inside a shelf before

>cheaper
U wot

Except it probably weighs nothing, and won't stay in place when laid horizonally.

you confused rogan?

you literally don't know that. in either direction, the speculation is pointless and stupid.

user, that's like saying that you can't leave a phone charging on a table because the USB C cable will slip away

XBONE A CUTE, A CUTE

Only because

It's gonna require force to be locked in. You'd have noticed it takes some effort to press it in.
Laying it horizonally will make the dock slide around because it doesn't weigh as much as the force needed to dock it.

My little Uzi can't be this cute

>being this frustrated about defending your speculation on something no one can currently prove or disprove and won't remember by the time they can
actually pathetic

That's not true. At all.

>One hand on the switch
>other hand on the bottom of the dock
Problem solved faggot