Why do you hate her Sup Forums?

Why do you hate her Sup Forums?

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Do you think she ever wondered why Ethan has a stapled left hand?

I don't. If my wife goes missing and I go to find her I'm not gonna ditch her ass over some bitch I just met.

SPBP. The whole choice between the two is a stupidity test basically.

she lied to me then sawed off my hand

she also hurt my feelings

this desu

imagine her bald

Doubt it. The shit that goes on in RE universe is bizarre to say the least so I doubt a stapled hand is very high at the list of weird shit.

Well, yeah, not picking Zoe is a weird choice: you're infected - only logical explanation for your hand. Your wife is infected. Zoe is infected.

Zoe also is the only one that knows how to produce the antidote. She gets first pass, then you try to figure out how to make more.

>disappears for 3 years
>works for shady company
>pretends some other dude is her husband and they play mommy and daddy to a bio-organic weapon
>never tells you any of this
>gets 'possessed' by said B.O.W and chainsaws your hand off

I wonder why.

I'M REFIELD

No, it's a cuck test. What fucking idiot goes alone to some state to find his missing-for-3-years wife who lied to him, then attacks him, cuts off his arm, and constantly won't tell you shit about what the fuck she's doing?

Zoe was the only correct choice.

>then attacks him, cuts off his arm
That was Eveline, not Mia.

> constantly won't tell you shit about what the fuck she's doing?

She kept getting interrupted.

miracle juice may work on normal human

But what if I don't want to?

pussy

I don't. She's cute!

Zoe is actually a monster with a phone bio-magic stuff

But she said that she is sorry.

>oh shit a machine gun
>lots of ammo lying around too
>it's weak and unwieldy

not really complaining though, it was kind of novel

>an automatic firearm in an RE game is garbage
Color me surprised.

Bizon sucks ass in every game that features it.

I really, really wonder what her breasts look like.

>flat with pepperoni

>russian weapons

Such a weird choice of weapon to include in a survival horror game.

>"user I'm SORRY I made a mistake fucking that black bull behind your back, you still take care of me and my child, right?"
my cuck detector is off the charts.

One can only hope.

I think they're kinds pointed, offset to the sides. Medium areola, a decent A cup but flat. She has such a nice body, but I want to see her upper torso nude so bad.

You learn pretty early on that she isn't right in the head due to whatever substance is causing her to get all freaky and survive multiple gunshots to the forehead.

you have to go back

You first :^)

mia a cute

I don't hate her, I simply want to keep her alive to find out what the rival BOW company is planning.

I thought that for the first time the smg was good

So how come Zoe was able to resist Evie? Evie doesn't even like her like she does Mia, but for some reason Zoe is the only member of the family who doesn't have some weird ass shit going on with her.

Also how in the fuck does she know about a 'serum' in the first place and have a D-series head on hand? Did the BOW company contact her as well as Lucas?

Mold and smoke don't mix

Her smoking habit help stave off the mold expansion

Yeah, the fact that Eveline was apparently meant to be slipped into refugee populations means she was made for terrorism, not warfare.

I WAS AN ANCHOR YOU KNOW

A weekend sub

>t. weekend sub

what were they thinking making her so ugly? how the fuck am I supposed to feel empathy for her in any way?

Why would peple pick Zoe? Even if you truly like her more she just dies why pick a bitch that'll die on you a few minutes later

Weekend sub pete

>tfw you will NEVER get your shit fucked up by a possessed Mia

Is there any point in living?

>projecting

WHAT'S THAT?

Something about her teeth I just don't fucking like. It bugs the shit outta me.

But I love her! Mia is cute. CUTE.

That's the spirit!

WELCOME TO THE WEEKEND SUB PETE!

ZOE, GIT YO ASS BACK TO THA HOUSE

Pretty neat that you see marg walk around outside when you go the rec room

>On Madhouse
>Jack starts crying over Marg being dead

d-does he do this on the other difficulties too and I just never noticed?

I've played on every difficulty and he did. It's just you probably took longer to do the fight on Madhouse.

I nuked him too fast

>nobody loves me

Jack had a hard life.

Poor Jack. Did the right thing and fucked over because of it.

F

Lesson learn.
Don't pick up a woman with a kid

shin pete for mahvel

rule34 when?

Me? I love Mia, I want to find out what hand she had in all of this. I wouldn't even go back and pick Zoe if it didn't mean getting an achievement, honestly.

Yeah rule 34 zoe?

She's ugly, lied to you, cut your hand off and is working for the only corporation worse than umbrella.

Wrong.

I don't hate her. Mia a cute and she's clearly broken up over what she's done and is doing what she can to contain Eveline on the Baker estate

Sure, she's got some blood on her hands, but judging from the dialogue Ethan has some skeletons in his closet too.

It looks like she hasn't washed her hair for 3 years even before she went missing for 3 years, gross bitch

Do you think if Ethan wonders if it's even his left hand?

Does he really say that?

Even after beating the game I feel like I never heard any of the things people talk about.

But I don't. I love Guano Apes.

>I'm no pornstar son, nor my wife or lucas, not even Zoe - Mmm, damn nice thighs tho
>Eveline's the key, alright? You make SFM porn of her, you fap to her
>Sup Forums, spare my family, please

She talks through her teeth too much and her stupid hair prevents seeing her armpits and underarms a lot of the time.

It's his fucking hand. He had it in his inventory when it gets taken away.

But it's not mandatory to pick it up.

Ethan is a high level umbrella agent who was spying on Mia, who works for a rival company called Tetsu.
Also, Ethan's 'Albert-01' is Wesker's STARS pistol.
Everything isn't as it seems in the game.
DEEPEST LORE.

There's a lot of weird stuff.

>Lucas is the 'bad seed' but Zoe gets shit from her family
>Oliver's Body was never found?
>Grandma's Room in the house despite the 'Grandma' being a fake and really Eve
>No Marguerite in the flashback

/DONE

When Mia's infected you can hear her scream several truths and interesting lines:

"WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS WATCHING ME ETHAN!? WHY!?"

"WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME!? WHAT DON'T YOU WANT ME TO KNOW?!"

Ethan is not some normal guy, as much as the game tries to make him out to be that.

I looked up the little girls skirt in the ship. White. I felt bad.

>Annoying
>Ugly face
>No breasts
>No hips
>No ass
>No thighs
Real SoCal tier basic bitch trash.

>pick zoey

>she ends up brutally killed anyway

this is not fucking fair she suffered the most, and her family, was really helpful and nice

she really did not deserve this

Yup, it's a nothing more than the illusion of choice.

Ethan was there to rescue his wife, Mia, after 3 years of her disappearing.

Zoe is a woman you knew of by phone for only a few hours at that point.

The whole point of Zoe is to show a doomed, innocent soul. She exists so that agonizing (and hollow) decision has to be made.

Why do you hate her, Sup Forums?

>zoey was a good girl
>she was a honor roll student
>she went to church
>she dindu nuffin

He does say that during his last fight. Of course it triggers randomly so it's missable.

Cause she's all old n shit on the outside.
Their bones poke through their thin and loose skin.

>Lucas is the 'bad seed' but Zoe gets shit from her family

Possibly only happens whenever they're fully infected by Evie. How Zoe is able to not become as crazy as the rest of them is unknown, as it doesn't seem like she got a cure like Lucas.

>Oliver's Body was never found?

I don't know how you couldn't hear a kid screaming up there, even in other rooms of the house. Maybe Lucas trapped him in the barn originally, and just changes the remote to fuck with the ladder to the attic in the main house?

>Grandma's Room in the house despite the 'Grandma' being a fake and really Eve

At one point their actual Grandma could've been staying with the Bakers. Probably passed before the game.

>No Marguerite in the flashback

good point

Kys

not even meming here

ZOEYS LIFE MATTERS!

>Ethan an Agent
>Mia an Agent
>Lucas a Spy
>Zoe a Spy

Jack had a hard life.

>his wife's vagina is literally BEES

>not picking up the hand
The hell's wrong with you? That's your HAND, man.

She's your basic white woman. I thought those were always in high demand?

I want

>What every SFM porn maker hears when playing games.

>inb4 brazzers makes RE7 themed porn

Do they do incest and gothic lolita?

post Evas FEET

>You will never have a husband like Jack :(
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So the DLC is like Five Nights?

Saving Mia was the entire point of the game. Mia seemed like such an obvious choice I didn't understand why they gave you an option. I thought it had to be a trap that would bite me in the ass so I chose Zoe thinking she'd be able to make another cure but of course I gave capcom too much credit and the game just kills her off and magically teleports Mia to the barge anyway.

Fire at the chest not the head. It takes 7 to 20 shots depending on difficulty to kill a molded.