All the SJW pandering won't save this turd from getting worse reviews than the new Zelda

All the SJW pandering won't save this turd from getting worse reviews than the new Zelda.

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what sjw pandering

Are you legit retarded?

Just because they like it doesn't mean they are pandering to them.

is metroid sjw pandering because it has a female lead?

>feminist action game
>how is that SJW pandering???

It's actually funny because female MCs in action games are nothing new.

I don't really think a female protagonist instantly qualifies as sjw pandering. I mean, she's kinda attractive. Not like that fugly piece of shit elf from da:i

is metroid sjw pandering because it has a female lead?

well im glad THATS out

what else do you want to talk about?

Is metroid pandering to feminists?

We know. That isn't what makes it pandering.

That's gaurdian ''''implying'''''

That's no different from what they do with any medium that has multi-dimensional female characters.

Doesn't make it true, the game is through and through about robot hunting, the devs haven't mentioned feminism once.

You're just a child, literally like 15 year olds with your logic grow up.

Ah yes, the same ones who said that Rise of the Tomb Raider having a female main character was a victory for feminism.

i don't know. someone else is qualifying horizon as feminist by no fault of the devs. is there any evidence in the game that shows it's sjw pandering other than the female protag? i think this game is a dull piece of shit with shitty writing and gameplay but i've found no reason to think it's sjw pandering unless you show me something from the game that proves it is

YOU PEOPLE LITERALLY GIVE MORE SHIT ABOUT WHAT SJWS THINK THAN ANYONE ELSE

FUCK OFF HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>what would Anita think???
>any SJWs said anything yet????
>SJWs will ruin FF7 Remake. they haven't said anything yet, but if we look hard enough....
>i bet they're going to ban this game because a girl has big boobs
>OMG LOOK AT THESE TWEETS
>check out these headlines from a blog no one gives a shit about
>hey guys check out these shitty opinions from a 14 year old's tumblr. fucking SJWS am i rite?!?
>what i hate about SJWs the most is that they go LOOKING for things to be mad about!!!!

HONESTLY FUCK OFF INTO THE SUN YOU DUMB ASSHOLES

TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES. WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE NOBODIES OTHER THAN YOU

Canceled my pre-order when I saw this abomination

They are saying that purely because the lead is a female, that doesn't make the game itself some sort of advocation for equal rights. It's about robot hunting, no matter how much you try to force this narrative, people with actually brains won't be fooled.

Horizon Zero Dawn will get a 9.6/10

Zelda will get an 8.8

>I didn't read the article but let me pretend that I did

>Reviews

Who fuckin cares
These are the people who are reviewing shit:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6IZ-RIS7OiY

Why do you care what this chucklefuck ^ has to say about anything?

Horizon looks shit either way to my eye

I hope it does. My austic as fuck Dutch friend and his boyfriend won't shut up about how this game is going to be amazing but shits on everything else but it and boredlands

You never pre-ordered it.
And even if you did what you're saying is that a shitty article, from the fucking guardian is enough to sway your opinion?

Either way you're an idiot lmao

one retarded writer doesn't mean that there's widespread SJW pandering m8

yea look at all this sjw shit

>Reading The Guardian

I read that image, and i've seen the game myself, it's not at all what you guys are trying to make it out to be.

I wish /r9k/ or Sup Forums or whoever would fuck off

Horizon would be shit regardless of your political bullshit, why don't you bitch about something that's actually a problem?

yeah because who would preorder this piece of shit lmao

Like the PS4 having only one game after 4 years?

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yeah

But a new one comes out tomorrow user

I just keep thinking back to that matthewmatosis vid and how games like Yakuza, Gravity Nioh, and Nier were passed over for this. Those games have actual identity, this just feels like a bland western attempt at Monster Hunter.

Bloodborne, Gravity Rush and Yakuza

Nioh about to be counted on this list. Horizon will not be.

>that ass sway

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this isnt even like monster hunter

That's not how it works though. Stronk woman is some male objectification fantasy.

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here come the shills, not realizing that the game looks like absolute garbage

like clockwork

STRONG

ActuallyGoodPS4Gamesmind

Why does anyone give a fuck about Horizon?

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Ashley Burch has a lot of SJW connections in the gaming media that would shill this game and would give this game a high score.

It looks alot like that faggot who was shilling FFXV and Nioh constantly, posting the same few webms over and over again.

Even the bullshots look crap

It's indeed hsit, and it's gonna be destroyed

post this as a nintendo switch next gen monster hunter and see the reaction.

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Horizon is almost guaranteed to score lower on metacritic.
Nintendo has an unreal number of review sites dedicated solely to Nintendo games and they always give 10s to every game.

Sony has some and Microsoft has a few as well, but Nintendo has easily 10x more of them.

Nintendo first parties also just get higher scores in general. Mostly because they lack game elements which can lower the score (cartoon graphics are impossible to fuck up, realistic has a good chance at losing points. Having no story is impossible to fuck up, having the story have weak points lowers score. etc. etc.) but this does not seem to be the case for BotW since it's a bit more ambitious than your average Nintendo game.

>ScriptedShit.webm

>Years of being treated awfully les her to be kind

I feel like in real life this generally works the other way around

Let's see

Horizon Zero Dawn
>Easy gameplay, designed to be satisfying
>Constantly being told where to go and what to do
>Playable woman
>Fully voice acted

Zelda Breath of the Wild
>Easy gameplay, as deep as you want it to be
>Rarely being told where to go and what to do
>Big hurrah last year about there being no playable woman
>Not fully voice acted

It's looking like HZD ticks more "journalism" boxes than Zelda does, actually.

t.nintencucks

It's funny you guys make these threads to attack the game unprovoked, and he just post webms, no opinions, no shit post, just the game. You can have whatever opinion you want on it.

monster hunter wouldn't go for such a vomit inducing art style with boring gameplay

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But I have a PS4

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not everyone who shits on your precious game is a nintencuck you insecure fucking drone

>as deep as you want it to be

What the fuck does this even mean?
That sounds like weird imagined praise, but means absolutely nothing.

BotW combat looks like typical Zelda combat, does not seem overly deep. The environmental stuff is present in Horizon as well as almost every AAA game these days.

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>What the fuck does this even mean?
It can be easy or deep. What more you want pham?

this looks like a 360 game that an indie studio made

Use punctuation and capitalization, your post looks like a fucking YouTube comment.

webm spam kicked in early i see

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How would you define 'deep' in this context in such a way that it couldn't also be applied to Horizon?

>tfw I own a PS4 but have no intention of buying or playing this pos open world generic garbage

What bothers me most about this is that Gravity Rush 2 literally just came out, released by the same god damn publisher, and I guarantee Kat is a more interesting character than Aloy.

Shit done of weapons and physics shit my dude

Hi Horizon-Kun!

BTFO

Not to derail the thread, but why are all the characters different races?

I'm not an expert, but wouldn't a bunch of people living in a geographically limited area with a small population tend towards a distinct but homogeneous set of features?

I'm not racist or anything, and if all the people in this game were black or brown or whatever it would be fine with me. It's just that there's no evidence of large settlements bringing migrants, or well developed trade systems that attract separate populations. It's the kind of thing that should at least have some lampshade hanging by the devs.

Pic unrelated.

take your ass back to plebbit if you only want to see people type how you want them to

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>sonygger

Horizon also has shit tons of weapons and physics shit.

no one cares about horizon and they care even less about gravity rush

Wow, does that combat look shit.

>Tree piece loses all momentum after hitting the ground
Apart from that, looks cinematic, I suppose.

>Horizon also has shit tons of weapons and physics shit.
Not really, no

if there isnt a good story behind the main character im gonna be real sad

fucking exposed lmao
pretty sad how you're banking on this game

>horizon kun still trying to shill after the abysmal stream today

ill give you that though, even when it seems impossible, you'll try to sell Sup Forums on this game

What the flying fuck is going on with the cutscenes?

>horizon kun
Have I missed something

depends on how they got there in the first place. if they all arrived there from different areas of the world then it makes sense

So does she still constantly run her mouth? I remember first hearing about this and thinking "post apocalyptic open world with robot dinosaurs? Sounds pretty rad"

Then I watched a gameplay trailer and this bitch would just not shut the fuck up, constantly yapping on about what you can clearly see on screen. I could barely make it through the trailer.

>cant tell if slow motion or frame rate....

>feminist website

You're reaching for straws m8.

if MH fans gave a shit about graphics they wouldnt be playing it still

Sonyfags are still desperately trying to lump their sjw trash to a well established franchise. lmao.

nioh looks good though
still not enough to get a ps4

not defending this shit game but how is sjw trash

literally tomb raider

Have the devs ever mentioned feminism? This is just some retard journalist tacking their own interests onto something else, not pandering from the devs. Feminists try twist anything into their world view.

pretty sad how sonyggers have to compare this to zelda otherwise nobody would give a fuck about it. also shows how scared they are of zelda being successful

They played too many Bioware games

Not him, but fuck off you child.
I'm depressed to see Sup Forums has fallen this low. Not that it's anything new.

Pre 2009 Sup Forums would rip your ass apart for typing like a thirteen-year-old.

Boy I can't wait to hear those NPCs say goofy shit in a detached, robotic way.

Can't they both just be good games? Why does it have to be one or the other?
One has Primal Laura Croft versus Zoids, the other one has a cute voice acted Zelda. We can have both