Have you ever made vidya food irl

have you ever made vidya food irl

>2005
>eating a tortilla
>just a plain tortilla nothing even on it
>rip it into pieces and put all the pieces into a bowl and eat the shredded tortilla like chips
>realize on of the pieces looks like an eyepatch
>put it on my eye and pretend I'm Naked Snake
>but this isn't good enough
>try making strings for the eyepatch out of dental floss because it was the closest thing to string I had
>no way to pierce the tortilla in a hole so Im just tearing the edges
>eventually give up and just scotch tape the tortilla eyepatch to my face
>hide granola bars, cereal, and deli meats in random places in the house
>mom goes to bed
>at about midnight I put on my eyepatch and try "sneaking" around the house, army crawling, hiding under tables, standing up against corner walls and checking around the corner
>eat the food that I left earlier off the ground to be like Snake hunting animals in the jungle
>actually said out loud at one point, after eating a piece of bologna "ugh, delicous"

Get help.

>"ugh, delicous"

how old were you user

23

I wish this was real, but neo Sup Forums doesn't seem to have that level of autists anymore
Wonder where they migrated to

>make cheap instant noodles
>learn about yum yum brand
>holy shit the spice must flow
>use as little water as possible to get strong taste from oil and msg powder
>develop addiction
>start eating raw crushed noodles like chips, using the oil and spice for dip
>become mad man, mixing with weird sauce, chicpeas and dried fried onion
>suddenly start adding fried chicken, then more veggies
>eventually realize Im eating a healthy balanced meal
Fucking noodles man

...

kek

nigga what the fuck

>actually said out loud at one point, after eating a piece of bologna "ugh, delicous"

>fried chicken, instant noodles, msg, and peas is healthy

it's okay I can do worse

>2005
>just got halo 2
>i was obsessed with elites
>couldn't fall asleep at 3AM
>got really hype and was pretending I was an elite
>was pretending to swing around an energy sword in that exaggerated 180 degree motion
>let out a "blaarrrggggh"
>dad walks in
>don't even notice i'm in the middle of fighting off the parasite they shall be purged
>swinging my energy sword around
>"son what the hell are you doing, go the fuck to bed"

Its OK, user, you was just a happy kid.

>Thinking the LE OLDEN DAYS stories on Sup Forums were of any way, shape, or form of truth

You guys ever try the recipes from the back of the Fallout manuals?

mmm

>protein, carbs, vegetables, salt

It's not that bad if you're not a sedentary NEET or cubicle jockey.

I would sometimes eat 3-4 eggs over easy, 1/3-1/2lb of bacon and 6-8 slices of toast in the morning before I had to bike 4 miles to work where I was active and on my feet all day. I would sometimes top it all off with a can of coke and it could hold me until 4pm when I came home.

No. I had no idea this was a thing. I don't own physical copies.

>bananas with spam and kraft singles

It still comes in the GoG version

Where are the ja/ck/ webms?

I want fresh stuff