Who... are... you?
Who... are... you?
Jordan Robinson
Kayden Adams
I'm your prom date, you ugly sack 'a shit.
Nathan Flores
Donte cazador de demonios.
Alexander Gonzalez
Julian Moore
Fuck you!
Elijah Bennett
¡Soy tu cita pare el baile, saco de mierda!
Kevin Harris
FUCK YOU
Connor Cruz
Que te jordan!
Joseph Thompson
Twelve in a hundred!
Hudson Foster
WHOOO THE FUCK ARE YOOOUUUagh
Jacob Turner
You mean the son of EVA THE WHOOOOOOOOOORE?!?!?!
[barfs profusely]
Asher Perry
>[barfs profusely]
Jose Collins
...
Elijah Price
Donte slayer of diablos, son of spartacus.
Lucas Moore
I'm Duke Nukem and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards.
Jacob Sanchez
I am your partner for this lovely night, m'lady~
But if you so care, you can call me Donte, alas, some nasty fellows refer to me as the Fiend Vanquisher, but pay no heed to such rumours.
Samuel Clark
That sounds like something Uncle Dante would say
Gabriel Harris
Your ugly prom because you shit bags
Noah Cruz
I was just trying to find this.
I love you
Justin Bailey
QUE
Jason Myers
youtube.com
youtube.com
I need this mod so bad
Levi Baker
[WUBETH INTENSIFIES]
Caleb Campbell
>VAFFANCULOOOOOO
Joshua Clark
we're star fox!
Isaiah Fisher
>Hotel california starts playing
Anthony Torres
>chipotle and tacobell destroyed in the distance
>everyone has a mustache
Lincoln Flores
I am the hope of the universe.
I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace.
I am protector of the innocent.
I am light in the darkness.
I am truth...
Ally to good, nightmare to you!
Leo Bell
The music is only added in post, so it's not like the game would be any more fun or anything. Maybe 40 minutes worth of entertainment.
Levi Young
Fornicate thyself.
Jeremiah Reyes
Im in fucking tears, why havent i seen this
Ayden Johnson
that doesnt change that it still has 10/10 fitting music
Colton Green
I will always love this
Adam Thompson
We're StarFox
Michael Perry
I don't get it. What's funny?
Jayden Young
...
Julian Butler
Right. But if you had the mod you'd just get Donte with a moustache and everything else is exactly the same.
Samuel Lee
Twelve in a hundred
Justin Rodriguez
doesnt make it any less amusing
Blake Foster
>thou
>thyself
That's not how Raziel talks you faggot
Cameron Sanchez
Behold, thou hast missed the mark! And my Christian name art Donte. But thou mayest address me by my title: Donte, slayer of demons! Doth it not smell as sweetly as a rose?
Ryan Clark
I unironically love this line and use it every chance I get.
Kevin Cox
>that speedy gonzalez on the sling
Levi Cox
Man this wouldn't be so good if the spanish dub wasn't so bad. They didn't give a shit if the voices didn't match the characters.
Ian Fisher
The Italian (? 3rd) was halfway decent
Daniel Moore
>thou hast
shouldn't it be thy hath? thy is less respectful than thou
Nicholas Phillips
DANTE
Dominic Richardson
It's an old copypasta mocking the "Shakespearean" writing.
youtube.com
Cooper Gomez
who who
who who
Gabriel Allen
I WOKE UP IN A SOHO DOORWAY
A POLICEMAN KNEW MY NAME
Anthony Bailey
More than twelve thousand, non factual.
Bentley Lee
By the way
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the name of dante
Gabriel Lee
is there a JP version of this scene?
Tyler Green
NOT LIKE YOU
Jaxon Morris
>tfw hispanic
>can't enjoy this because it's Castellano and not Mexican spanish dub.
Noah Cruz
I kind of miss 2012, when Sup Forums was filled with pre-release MGR vs DmC bickering, and the Vergil dinosaur fake leak.
Easton Sanders
pphptphptph
Xavier Clark
You are just sound good. What do you think about it?
Luke Foster
Are you me?
Nathaniel Foster
wait, was it actually fake?
Owen Sanchez
Juan Carlos?
Kevin Bell
Yes. Vergil does not turn into a dinosaur at any point in the actual game. And there isn't a time machine, either.
Blake Jones
It's a good line, and DmC is a pretty good game.
Joshua Hall
My name..... is Nodd E. Portan....
Dylan Carter
Can i get a quick rundown on That guy?
Jayden Howard
my name?
William Bell
The only game that's a bigger edgelord than DmC.
Charles Carter
The whole dmc disaster was what made me a Sup Forums regular. Fuck me it's been 4+ years already.
Whenever Sup Forums unites to hate one game together, the OC flow is really something else. There are no sides, no good or bad guy, no arguments about nothing, just pure hate, creativity, a ton of laughs and OC's that last a decade.
Josiah Murphy
I'm the cook.
Xavier Allen
...
Michael Russell
The DmC and Mass Effect 3 train wrecks were pretty great. Sup Forums isn't really the same these days, to be honest.
Connor Moore
People said that to me back in 2012 too. I think if another disaster like DmC happens, Sup Forums will be here. But the general rule is:
Shit games = Shit Sup Forums
Ayden Barnes
Basically it's like this
>Game is universally praised
Sup Forums cherry pick its flaws and say it's shit
>Game is universally shit on
Sup Forums make endless OC about how shit it is
Alexander King
I think the problem is that Sup Forums is more divided than ever these days. Back then, we had stuff like SOPA to bring Sup Forums together against one thing, but now there's too much console wars and other shitposting.
David Johnson
There was nothing entertaining about the ME3 threads, it was a month straight of threads hitting bump limit within half an hour of people just being mad. There was no OC, no jokes, no fun, just people being pissed.
Landon Reyes
>no OC
There was all the "Make stuff look like Tali's lazy Photoshop stock photo" OC, but the reason why ME3 stood out to me is that it was the angriest I've ever seen Sup Forums be at a game. The reaction to the game, and especially the ending, was apocalyptic.
Mason Gray
Fuck you
John Richardson
Fuck you
Bentley Martinez
fuck you
Nathaniel Martinez
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Alexander Russell
Dante? The sonny of Sparda?
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
eva
Carson Bennett
no FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
Alexander Brooks
came here to post this
Hunter Garcia
...
Jace Murphy
No fuck you leather man
Christopher Flores
I unironically enjoyed this game. It went way over most of Sup Forums's head.
Jaxon Campbell
>cute girl approaches you in new college school
>"h-hey, you look like you know what you're doing hahah, who are you?"
>"I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit."
>*turn 360 degrees and walk away*
Alexander Brown
The guy who made this is a masterful wielder of music.