>capping point
>this pink slut runs up and screams*NERF THIS*
What do
Capping point
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Ask for paizuri.
Throw up a barrier and contain the explosion while my retarded team doesn''t even notice and won't thank me for saving their asses.
>"Ice wall coming up."
>enemy reaper ults
>drop a barrier on him
>watch him spin in circles in a dome like an idiot
trapping ults as Winston will never get old
pin her down in the mating press
>Not Speed-Boosting your teammates out of there as Lucio
Let her sit on my face
>friendly reaper ults
>jump in and throw my barrier on him
>enemy team in a panic as they run out of the barrier and can't hit him
what makes D.Va so breedable?
Turn my cross hairs in that direction because I'm Reinhardt and already had my shield up when I saw that slut's mech flying at us
Ice wall
or go into ice as mei
or winston bubble
or rein shield
or zarya bubble
or sym shield
etc
hook it and sacrifice myself because i'm a good old roadhog
>stands behind street lamp
Wew
>Not heroically grabbing the explosion and running off of the nearest cliff sacrificing yourself but saving your team and securing the win.
>hooks into your own team
>TEAM KILL
>DEFEAT
>Enemy Team: Hog MVP, thanks man
The funniest part was I was on the winning side of that game. We all had no idea how the ult hit. PotG had a reeeeeeal nice shot of hog hooking it behind their Rein.
>throw up wall
>freeze mei-self
>give no fucks
>cap anyways
I want to fuck D.Va
shove it in
>mfw friendly Reinhardt took one for the team and charged DVA's mech out of the area before it could explode
They fucked with minor obstacles blocking her ult. Found out the hard way trying to use a phone booth.
>playing mystery heroes
>they RNG a rein and we have a korean
>d.va hail mary's an ult
>rein has his shield up and his team is all hiding behind it
>ba scandala useless
>get my free grey grey blue grey
Reinhardt shield, ice wall, experience tranquility, hide behind a fucking lamp post, literally anything whatsoever.
>Smokin' BBQ
At least she has good taste.
Maybe so but the fact she ain't got a NumPad knocks her down a couple pegs.
-new updates makes her break Reinhardt's shield
-obstacles on the map don't protect you any more unless its a solid wall
>cant hide behind those thick trees in the lijang ctf garden map to avoid her ult
Learned a lesson.
Are you fucking with me?
That's some dumb shit, atleast if she's used in 3v3 she gets instakilled when you destroy the mech.
*unzip dick*
Nerf this.
it's only if his shield is >1000 HP, any more then that he will survive but otherwise it shatters it and kills him (before it just used to shatter it)
...
And then the team gets wiped because they lost a tank when they didn't need to
>tfw no d.va gf