He presses the mic button to laugh

>he presses the mic button to laugh

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There's no problem with this

>guy in group makes joke
>it's a funny joke, everyone laughs, but because they have autism (like OP), no one presses the mic button
>as a result, it sounds like the joke was completely ignored or unfunny because there is absolutely no response from others
>creates an awkward atmosphere and the guy who made the joke will probably feel uneasy for the next 30 minutes

>mfw i do this
>it lightens the mood for others to join in
>joke around for the rest of the match

What's wrong OP, don't like having fun?

youtube.com/watch?v=1MsvBqmxy9Y

>using push to talk with friends

It is just one of those many things that is perfectly acceptable as long as you don't have autism. If you are able to read basic social cues then you will be fine. Letting out a small brief laugh to let the other person know you found them funny helps build a friendship between two people. Laughing like a fucking screeching chimpanzee will make every fucking person hate you.

For you autists that don't know, burping into a microphone falls into the unacceptable category

Fuck you, why would I not want my friend to know that I enjoy his jokes and banter if I don't outright respond to it?

>friend makes joke in voice chat
>nobody says anything
>friend must think we didn't find it funny or we're just ignoring him
>proceeds to stop making jokes and bantering

Just because you're a lonely, angtsy man child with no friends doesn't mean the rest of us don't have people we genuinely enjoy hanging with.

So you're saying he's a good guy?

Listening to a male belch deeply turns me on and I have to try really hard not to give it away.

I press the mic button to burp.

This hurts my will to live.

>op says 'el oh el' instead and would prefer if everybody would do that too
go fuck yourself

I say "lawl" out loud sometimes.

>he so insecure that he needs validation and feels awkward when people dont laugh through their mics in the game

And im the one with autism. Do you say "lol" instead of laughing too?

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>mechanical keyboard so loud it activates their voice detection
>can also hear the game's sound effects

Those timestamps
Hoooo hah

Poor little birdie has to listen to a fat unfunny autistic fuck scream all the time, it's probably deaf already

Shut your fucking mouth, kid

If we did would it make you shut the fuck up so the rest of us can enjoy ourselves while you sit in your quiet little room wishing you had friends?

no I say "lowl"
and "la mao dude"

We're in the post-ironic satirical phase of mumble atm.

If you make a joke and you hear no one laughing and you have no visual information showing them laughing it makes it seem as if you aren't funny or liked by the group. If this happens to the whole group then no bond or connection is made. Thus everyone suffers and no one benefits from the shared experience.

So I guess if you want to not enjoy video games and throw a pity party for yourself then go ahead and not laugh or talk to people.

>t. lonely neckbeard

This is what people do when in a group with friends. You would know this if you had any.

>brb I think my dad's home
>violent screaming in background

>he has social interactions with other human beings

lmfao what a fucking loser amirite xD?

>brb someone's at the door
>comes back shortly after

>I-It's fine guys
>He was just mad about ugh my ugh grades heh
>He left to get more beer so I should be able to play for another 20 minutes

You all are forgetting the KING of "brb" conversations.

>brb
>okay
>boots up game five minutes later
>welcome back
>oh no I'm not back I'm just letting it boot up while I'm afk
>>friend list friend is now offline
>boot up same game
>end up playing against friend
>say afterwards welcome back and ask if he wants to group
>never get a response
>no longer on friend's list
>still logs in to this day

:)

>not even using a mechanical keyboard
>still activates my voice detection if I'm not careful
I don't know why I got so used to typing like a fucking neanderthal

STOP

>he uses push to talk because he breaths so heavily he can't use always on

What was that griefing video where you can hear the dad end up beating the kid in the background?

The worst one
>FUCK guys hold on
>[yelling in background]
>I DON'T FUCKING CARE MOM! I AM BUSY RIGHT NOW! GRANDMA CAN JUST EAT THE SLOP THEY GIVE HER AT THE HOME!
>Fucking hell. Alright guys I am back.

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>MFW you hear me smugly snickering on the mic and it rages you and I know it does because I've been doing it for 20 years.

I don't do it unless I'm being mean spirited.

>ptt to cough

>he presses the mic button to cum

>tfw I'm a silent cummer

>Regardless of game, I say:
>3 man fire-teams.
>Staggered formation.
>20 meter spread.
>Stay frosty.

>guy gets on mic to play saxophone

That was cool

was it sensual?

>autism
>can't understand basic human interaction

What game do I have to play to experience this?

Congrats on being a boring fuck.

It's all about that animistic grunting as I regress back into our Neanderthal ancestors while I fuck these sluts.

Oh god man, me too. I don't make any noise but I usually end up placing my head on my desk, drooling, and blacking out for a moment if I've been fapping for over ten minutes.

>These fuckers don't make videos anymore
Did they die? Videos that are terrible on purpose are my fetish.

Its ok man, my brother has autism I understand how you feel.

>raid leader presses mic button to yell at guy who wiped the raid and how he should have his kids taken away by the government because he's clearly too stupid to be allowed to raise children

Like this?

youtu.be/X16G2hsVI9w?t=50

>he laughs
>ever

My god, it's just as bad as clapping.

>he squats the mic button to grunt

>brb guys
>Laughter of girls in background
>omg, you're brother is such a fucking loser
>haha yeah he really is. He's 26 and I have a better job than him. AND I'M ONLY 17!
>Hey guys, I gotta go.

More or less.

I thought he was going Shia until he started grunting.

If you don't hate fuck every grill you fuck, loud enough to wake up your neighbors then you're doing it wrong.

I'm 31 and get sluts I fucked in high school still hitting me up 17 years later because I made such a impression on them and their husbands are dead, boring fucks.

>he curls the mic button when you play on squat rack map

>if I've been fapping for over ten minutes

People fap for less than 10 minutes?

>He lives in a post-culture world where the future is a bleak void and youth subculture is comprised of people too scared to talk to each other.

>"H-Haha guys we're just like those apathetic 90s teenagers with their societal nihilism and grunge music, r-right?"

>Implying I'm not paralyzed with the fear of never achieving my goals because the personal cost for failure is so high that it has left me unable to start any project
>Implying procrastination isn't just a distraction, it's a way of life and a means of insulating me from my own standards of achievement.

I mean if you are in a hurry you can get the job done pretty damn fast, but why would you want to?

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>if you are in a hurry

Ah, yeah, who doesn't have a fulfilling life with obligations that leave little time for masturbation haha

Counter Strike Surf Maps

>game doesn't default to push-to-talk

>get home from work 5:30-6pm
>now need to cook dinner and work out
>have to try and fit in fapping and other hobby stuff you want to do before going to bed as well as general time to just unwind

>"see ya later guys"
>no one replies
>he stays on for another minute waiting for a reply and then leaves
>everyone carries on talking

I'm the user you are talking to. I was just saying you can choose to do a rapid fire if you are busy. I however am not. Got laid off and I am unskilled so there is only crappy low wage jobs available. Just passing the days F5ing the job listings and browsing the internet.

>that feeling when you're taking night classes at college right after work

Slow down there sonny, you might just be a turbo-autist

It takes me 2 minutes.

In a game of rainbow six siege it was dead quiet on the voice chat, down to 1v1, I held push to talk to sneeze and scared the fuck out of my team mate

>hear someone breathing through a mic
>is that me?
>takes 5 minutes to confirm it's not me because they always stop right when I mute my mic

youtube.com/watch?v=zhNhaz6UFew&ab_channel=GamingGranpas

I'm with ya man. When I make a joke I am totally unphased when no one laughs at it.

TOTALLY UNPHASED!

implying you and half the other retards on this shit board don't make up dumb bullshit 24/7 about why their life """""""sucks : ((((( """"""""

lol I don't give a fuck what you or anyone thinks. if you don't want to hear my redneck voice, better mute that voice option on your end m8.


>giving a fuck what others think about you in a vidya gayme

ayy

This is a normal thing to do.

>he presses the mic buttom to cum

I press the mic just to drunk ramble and never stop

Because back channel support is for women, going out your way to respond positively is just giving him a safety net for his shit bants

Have faith in the lad

>i press the mic button to loudly cough
feels fun, man

>he doesn't press the mic button when he cums while lifting weights

>someone presses mic button
>muffled bing bing 1up wahoo in the background

wtf man, i didn't come here for feels

Kek. Happened the other day on cs:s as well but it was a harmonica.

He's not going out of his way or making him feel good about bad jokes, retard. He's pressing his mic button when his friend says something that he genuinely finds funny and laughs at. How in the fuck do you expect people to improve their bants, learn what kind of jokes their friends like, or even just continue making jokes if they get literally no fucking response to any of it?

I'm only this way when fapping.

>can have prostate orgasms without any butt stimulation

it is both a curse and a blessing