Nintendo thinks this will be successful

>Nintendo thinks this will be successful
Toppest of keks

my cock is so fucking hard

nintendo is sickening. why cant they just go back to being like they were in the snes days. hell, even the nintendo ds days were better than this.

they make me want to cry that theyre shitting all over their legacy like this. SICKENING company.

Same

>wii
>responsible for destroying millions of tvs

>switch
responsible for destroying millions of teeth

fucking sociopaths

They need one gimmick for sell consoles, it´s just this gimmick that nobody use outside of 1-2 minigames

>Nintendo starts selling Switch mouthguards so idiots don't break their teeth.

>People will pay money to make their jaw sore

You'll know who owns a Switch at work when they have a slackjaw all the time, drooling on themselves.

Kids love pretending to eat food.

Did you forget video games are made for children?

t.lonely losers. I'll have fun playing this in my dorm with the rest of my roomates.

How fucking autistic do you have to be in order to do this kind of shit?

>dorm
>wasting tens of thousands of dollars just to have some "professor" teach you how gender doesnt exist
kill yourself

And behind your back they are talking about your autism.

>sign up for a class with sex in the name
>tfw it ended up being a class where an old lesbian preached to us about how there's no gender binary and an enlarged clitoris is also known as a penis.
>mfw i came out as gay to the class and the teacher was so moved that she gave me an A- even though I ditched half the classes to play video games

Joke's on her. I only like feminine penis.

>wasting

I'm not paying a single cent to go to school

No they aren't.

Good thing I live in Lousiana where we don't have liberal dykes as professors.

>asking full price for the tech demo game

Hmmm, think we can sue if we break our teeth while using this? I could use the extra cash.

I had neighbors come to play bowling on the Wii maybe twice, and that was far less stupid than these games.

It's technically not full price but it's still $50 more expensive than it should be.

Holy fuck, that can't be real.