How will Sonyggers react when Breath of The Wild turns out to be the highest rated game of all time?

How will Sonyggers react when Breath of The Wild turns out to be the highest rated game of all time?

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He'll probably just flip airplane mode on and off

i can't fucking wait for that 8.8

Can't wait for your "Bring Breath of The Wild to PS4" petitions.

8.8

I'll consider it overrated garbage?

Seriously, look at """games""" like Undertale and TLOU and tell me that any game deserves its ranking.

Why? I have a hacked Wii U, you moron

Zelda's gonna blow horse cocks.

How will Nintendrones react when Horizon Zero Dawn is declared the best game of all time?

How long has it been since they tried to shill Horizon as the Zelda killer?

Huh. Well there you go.

Timestamp it with your hand

I know you won't so I'll just celebrate now and say BTFO

Not him, but why the hand? Doesn't that just open up ad hominem on your end?

Horizon Zero Dawn babyyyyyyy

DELETE THIS

>How will shitposting when shitposting happens and more shitposting happens

Probably exactly as expected

I really don't care for game journalists. THIS is how I'm rating the games so far this year, Zelda included. If Kotaku praises it, whoop de doo. They also praised Uncharted. So it means nothing.

How so?

Not him but sometimes people shoop a timestamp with a console someone else posted

The hand makes it harder to shoop in

If he's a fine skinned gentleman, you know the guy is just gonna ignore the WiiU timestamp and probably make some racist remark. Same with any skin color he might have.

You are already wrong with Fire Emblem Heroes, so you want to make a new list?

EAT SHIT CUNT

I'll pirate it on my Wii U and not give a shit because I don't only own a PS4

How am I wrong? It's a mobile game, so by default its bad.

This never works on my phone how the fuck does it work on yours?

Post your hand user, I promise not to bully you

There's one good mobile game, and that's it.

>no hand

nice shoop

invalidated

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If it was good, it wouldn't be a mobile phone exclusive. And it wouldn't have a cash shop.

You know he's darker than the PS4 itself.

that doesnt prove it's hacked, also no hand

>no hand
>no timestamp

It's clearly shooped in. Who takes a picture of their phone

>The Switch's entire hopes at launch ride on a Wii U port

I'm just glad Iwata doesn't have to suffer through this.

I just got a PS4 slim and the download speeds are terrible, and I'm connected via ethernet.

My computer can download at 20mbps but ps4 downloads at like 1.

Anyone have this issue?

And so far it's outselling the PS4 in initial pre-orders. Sad!

That IS weird

He took a photo of his phone with another phone

Plus no hand

Ok now make a written note with your hand and do it again properly with your HAND clearly showing the skin color

Just Sony's shitty servers. Same thing was going on with mine before I sold that garbage.

by buying it on the wiius we already have? sonyggers actually own multiple platforms, unlike hateful ninteniggers who've been assblasted for 20 plus years.

The Wii U "sold out" of pre-orders too

The level of hype wasn't there, no one knew what the fuck a Wii U was.

can't wait for noname55 masterpiece

Remember when PS3 cost
FIVE
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AND
NINETY
NINE
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DOLLARS

But can it be better than The Last of Us? Checkmate, Nintentoddlers

SUCK MY FUCKING COCK, NINTENDRONES

how can you hate Nintendo if you own so many of their products? You stole those from someone else, didn't you?

>white skin
He probably bought them just to complain.

>Hacked Wii U
>bought games in the corner instead of trading them in.

You're a pretty shit pirate.

PS4+Wii U is patrician, made even better by the fact that you can now steal almost all of nintendo'a games

doubt it will rate higher than Nioh already has

I'll buy a Wii U and pirate it.

You mean PC + Switch right? Why do you own so many Nintendo games if you pirate them? What are you, fucking retarded?

>That shitty shop on the phone

Wew

>consoles trying to latch on to PC

If it can't beat a PC game, then it's genuinely not worth the purchase.

>steal

>I'll consider it overrated garbage?
Fucking hilarious coming some some faggot who probably thinks shit like Gravity Rush 2 and Nioh are 10/10's.

>bought a Wii U

You do realize that not even Nintendrones bought that shit so that fact automatically makes you even more retarded than those you criticize, right?

that guy isn't me. I bought those games before the wii u was even hackable. Look, I don't hate Nintendo, but Nintendrones are some of the worst posters on the board

whatever

>Fucking hilarious coming some some faggot who probably thinks shit like Gravity Rush 2 and Nioh are 10/10's.
Nnnnope. See

>Horizon Zero Dawn
>Feminist Action Game
>Reviewers will give it 10/10 "So Progressive!", Sells 4m
>Zelda will get 6/10 "Where's female Link?", sells 2m
Post yfw

no, he meant ps4 plus wiiu like he said, you fucking attention whores. nobody now or ever will give a shit about your meme platform. STOP FUCKING INVADING CONSOLE THREADS YOU FUCKING CUNTS.

Why don't you trade them in then and pirate them?

These photoshopped images are terrible, is this your first time editing images?

you get $2 for trading in right now. I'd rather wait it out. Maybe they'll be worth more one day. I have no idea, dude

This would definitely happen except Zelda has a lot of weight with chicks already plus it has a more athletic Zelda too which is bonus points for that crowd.

meanwhile I jack off to her eyebrows so everybody wins except the MGTOWs

>everybody wins
Except fans of vidya

HAHHAHAHA

Sony fags are desperate

>N..NO FAIR THIS IS PHOTOSHOP

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We win with the physics and dungeons. Open world games could benefit from good puzzles in dungeons. I'm glad Zelda went that direction even if the genre is stale in general.

Did you misquote?

Paid reviews.

>8.8 is 88%
>Sonyggers are celebrating 78% games

Nope

give me one in game related example (ie not something some fucking retard wrote online) of how horizon is anymore sjw/pro feminism than tomb raider and/or metroid.

Will the game have challenge though? From the footage I've seen, enemies are not smart enough and they don't do enough damage. The game basically plays itself. And if I wanted another auto-playing cinematic game, I'll get a Ps4.

>Spending thousands of dollars on a PeeCee to play watered down console ports

Your response doesn't make sense, when Zelda bombs for not being a Feminist Action Game, people will look to Horizon, not Zelda, on how to do open world

>tons of long unskippable cut scenes
>two-hour-long tutorial

You can afford that, can't you? I hope you're not poor or something.

>Dragon dogma is 30fps on console
>become 60fps on pc

Well that's easy, in the first fifteen minutes of the game (during the two hour long tutorial) there are several LGBT events and the whole Nora tribe (matriarchal/all-mother goddess/mothers are sacred)

neither of those two things applies to horizon, a game I will remind you, you haven't played, nor has even been reviewed yet. also, answer this post

>neither of those two things applies to horizon
>ars technica would lie for no reason
What?

They and several other previewers have all said it's very story heavy, with many unskippable cut scenes and the first three chapters are just a tutorial (which took at least 2 hours to beat)

How does NEITHER of those things apply?

Horizon is just a rehash of already existing shitty Open-World tropes. It looks like a Far Cry game mixed with Mass Effect.

youtube.com/watch?v=9Jy6GiBTduY

The same way whenever anyone who doesn't have a console a game comes out for and is "Highly rated" go to Sup Forums and say something about paid shills and shit taste.

LGBT isn't SJW, greeks and romans were openly fine with being gay and having little boy slaves, were they SJWs? Also, matriarchies exist in the animal kingdom, which is why there's an actual word for it in the first place, so it has nothing to do with SJWs. Try again retard.

>greeks and romans
>barbaric cavemen tribes fighting robots
Huh, it's almost like they're different things user

>matriarchies exist in the animal kingdom
I see, that's not an argument

>8.8
>out of 10
>not an 88%

Fucking pcucks are so dumb holy shit.

oh we're posting meme videos again of the ONE example horizon looks weird? ok

youtu.be/xCEDlpaUXVE

They're only shown off enemies from the beginner areas. They are 100% retarded.

Someone post the OHKO bokoblin webm, or even the lizard webm where link loses half his health in one shot.

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That's nothing compared to Horizon
>2 hour mandatory tutorial
>unskippable cut scenes
>Early battles were snoozers: instant stealth-kill
>big robots are a snore with rope arrows
>magnetic snapping combat
>generic blood trail tracking
>side quests are just fetch quests

>they don't do enough damage
Guardians one hit kill Link in every footage I've seen them land a hit.

The blue Bokgoblins do like 5 hearts of damage I think? And they seem to be semi-common.

Nice inability to disprove my arguments. Wanna try again?

But arent Nintendrones doing that when they bought a Switch?

>they do alot of damage, that means it's hard, r-right guys?

Not an argument when they can't even hit you. And I can't believe that the player playing the demos didn't even try to move out of the way of the attacks.

>muh graphics

>my arguments
You didn't have any.

No animals outside of Man currently have a society or even a matriarchal one.

And Romans and Greeks are clearly not cavemen fighting robots, so...