So if you cut him in half vertically and set each half in sealed, isolated rooms, would you get two Jacks?

So if you cut him in half vertically and set each half in sealed, isolated rooms, would you get two Jacks?

Yes

What if we cut him into hundreds of pieces and stored each individual piece in a tupperware container?

If you cut jack in half then stick both one part on the back of the horse and the other underneath so he grows back together being stuck on the horse, would you help jack off the horse.

He's part of a hivemind that would probably be smart enough to keep only one of him around.

kek

A hundred tiny Jacks

hes not 100% hivemind though, he stil has himself deep down but on the surface he is hivemind. Why else would all the charters have such potent personality

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Fucking hell.

But he grows mass. Wouldn't you get 100 normal jacks?

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This. Just imagine it

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If you were to cut off Jack's penis, how long would it be before he could jack it again?

Too long

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The half with more biomass regenerates and the other melts down into mold.

Straight down the middle. Exactly 50/50.

Both melt and a fresh Jack climbs out of a moldy bathtub in the basement.

>numerous high pitched muffled "welcome to the family son" noises coming from the tupperware cupboard

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That made me wheeze a little to hard, thanks for that user what a way to end the night