YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE LONG DESK

YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE LONG DESK

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Geeeeese

Fuck off with your ded game OP.

This is now a Street Fighter thread.

DIVE 1000 DEPTHS!

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Why is she so pure?

SUACHYO CRUSHAOWA

YOUR WAIFU IS PATHETIC & WEAK!

MY BIKE MONAAAAAY

ey viados,

My name is Bandeiras, and I hate every single one of you Shiranui-ryuu "ninjas". All of you are bland, ps1-looking, betas who spend every second of their day hitting shit in the woods. You are everything bad with Ninjutsu. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any bucetinha? I mean, I guess it’s fun spinning like a top, but you all take training to a whole new level of autismo. This is even worse than falling off your own building.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best ougi. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the jutsu team, and gunga player on my roda de capoeira. What sports do you play, other than “run away from your girlfriend”? I also get straight SSS’s, and have a banging hot yamatonadeshiko (She just showed me her fujiyamas; Shit was SO cash). You are all boiolinhas who should just sudoku yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my puta

This rivalry is the gift that keeps on giving.

SONIKKU BUU!

What rivalry? KOF XIV is a fucking dead game while SFV is on live fucking TV during EVO.

oh damn, i wish i knew about this mod when i still played iv

I appreciate the effort user. It's been a long time since I've seen that

SFIV had some crazy mods, but Cyber Akuma on SFV made me buy that game for the PC.

Opa, tudo bem, my name is Senhorita Zarina.

I’m a 27 year old Colombian Sambamaniaca (Brazilian dancing fan for you hispanics). I dance Samba and Funk on my house, and spend my days perfecting my dancing and fighting superior Brazilian fighting styles. (Capoeira, Boxing, Brazilian Ninjutsu)

I train with my Butt every day, this superior weapon can cut smash through steel because it was twerked over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my butt license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Portuguese fluently, both Northern and the Favelado dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Brazilian history and their malandro code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Brazilian visa, I am moving to Rio de Janeiro to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a sambista for Carnival Schools or a eco-terrorist!

I own a rare toucan, which follows me around town. I want to get used to owning him before I move to Brazil, so I can fit in easier. I kiss and hug my elders and seniors and speak Brazilian Portuguese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Brazil!

aACHOO!

Both are shells of what they used to be.

>Implying that gif is any better

Modded SF4 was the most fun i had with Street fighter.

Seconded.

I'll have fun playing Akuma with ultra nice graphics while you play banana hair ken.

Seriously speaking here:
Our boy, Chun'ei looks pretty good with this outfit.
Are Nako's panties visible through her hose? This determines if I spend 3 extra dollarydoos.

I liked Pic Related better.

Chun'ei actually looks like a fighting game character there... And yeah, I'm pretty sure Nako's panties are visible.

That's a pretty nice one.

I Stainuh mah hands, wita yoh brud

Was Geese a Weeaboo? He wasn't Japanese right?

>playing with my brother, mom is in the bg
>Meitenkun on my team
>both ask "is she really fighting with a pillow?"

He's American, yeah. But his design is based off the character "The Australian" from the 1988 Van Damme movie Bloodsport.

Meitenkun is almost as trap-worthy as Bridget IMO.

I wish I still had the total comparison of all edits of this guy.
>tfw you thought chun'ei would be a total anime spaz faggot
>he's actually a pretty nice kid, if a bit shy, all things considered
One of my fave newcomers.

He is the manifestation of the weeb dream.

Now this guy is edge incarnate.

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>tfw before release you were hoping Meiten would be a chick for that sexy open-shirt flat-chest appeal
>"LOL nope, it's a dude" - SNK
Why.
WHY?!

Did people wonder why Chris looked so girly back in the day?

Kukri is Sup Forums personified though. He's "My name is FUCK YOU"-levels of over-the-top Edge.

This fucking guy
Someone post the quotes compilation.

I honestly always thought Chris was a guy.
I figured he looked soft because he was only 14.

See My point was that his outfit could've easily been used for a female character, same as Meitenkun's.

Yeah, especially the tight undershirt and the open navel.
And yeah, happened right as my post went through.

I'll just leave this here...

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>No more Art of Fighting
>No More Fatal Fury
>Metal Slug is a Cellphone Tower Defense Game
>Samurai Showodn & Last Blade Sequels Never
>Nobody on Sup Forums has even HEAR of Waku Waku 7

KING OF FIGHTERS SEQUELS FOREVER & EVER!

goodnight meitenkun

Didn't they just put out a new Shodown game, though?

>tfw to intelligent to play anything other than what's shilled the most

>literally alice

WAKE UP GORO

The new head of KOF wants to do a new SamSho game, but SNK does't have the budget for that yet. The Metal Slug Tower Defense game is primarily a way to make the capital needed to start developing vidya again after years and years in Pachislot hell.

Alice is WAAAY sluttier than a R63'd Terry though.

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I've heard of Waku Waku 7 user.

i will stain my hands with your blood

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JESUS CHRIST

>tfw too intelligent for SFV, the shallow and most casual fighting game that's shilled the most

What the fuck was his problem?
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HAVE THEY FIXED THE ONLINE NETCODE YET?

ALLOW ME

So... Now KOF XIV looks like an PS3/Xbox 360 launch title instead of a PS1 game now?

LOL NOPE!

SFV is the only fighting game worth playing right now.

A lot of shit. Like holy fuck, Geese had a hard life.

>SF 5 is the only game worth playing right now.

It's gonna die out when Injustice 2 and Tekken hit.

>SFV is the only fighting game worth playing right now
If you're willing to eat actual shit just to play the most competitive fighter maybe. Or if you're looking to make money by playing fighting games. Or if you're new to fighting games. Otherwise that's untrue.

Injustice 2 is full of F2P/P2W bullshit that not even normies would put up with and Tekken 7 is going to suck ass..

I kind of expect the next Guilty Gear XRD update to kind of claw back some fans, but not enough to make Capcom worried.

Videogaming as a whole right now is a race by developers to see how much bullshit players can tolerate. SFV is actually a decent option for that now because for the most part, the bullshit from the initial release has faded.

My issue with SFV is it's dumbed down gameplay and execution, chaotic neutral game that doesn't reward reactionary, patient, or defensive playstyles, and simplified/streamlined characters.

Every character in the game has to go in, and the only character that doesn't have to stay in once he's in is Guile. I'd be willing to overlook this too if there were any aspect of the game that I liked but only one or two characters in the game have a decent midranged poke to check people from dashing and jumping all over the place like ADHD schoolchildren. I hate what they did to Vega too. Fuck SFV. It's an incredibly rigid and unrewarding game to play while also being frustrating because you can't be consistent when everything in the game is an unsafe hard commitment. Just grind all year without learning anything. Waste of time if you aren't making money off of it.

IKUSE KURAUKU

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Well, Bodega Man definitely looks less shit now