What did he mean by this??

What did he mean by this??

Link was obviously a good looking dude, all the bitches in the land were after his throbbing hero cock. All the carpenters were prancing faggots who weren't even worthy of rape by the Gerudo. He saw Link and also lusted after him like an ugly bitch in heat. That was him spilling his spaghetti

He's [red]Jiro, the carpenter[/red]

Werent the gurodos going to make him their breeding slave?

Fuck no. They might have made him a rape slave but they only breed the finest. They probably were going to breed the shit out of Link, they gave him membership after all.

Judging by BotW Gerudo noses i say yes

He's 10

And?

They only kidnap men to rape them for breeding purposes, someone even tells you this in hyrule market town.

I just finished OOT 3DS and Jiro doesn't say that. Censorship? All the others have their dialogues intact.

He's 17 there though.

>adult Link being called cute
He's not wrong. Maybe he's autistic and says whatever's on his mind even if it's inappropriate.

This is a medieval setting. In fantasy middle east. Do the math.

doesn't he say that to you in the past in Kakariko too?

>people want to be a Gerudo breeding slave
I understand you degenerates think this would be good but it wouldn't.

If wouldn't be you fucking a harem of qt brown girls. The Gerudos would probably not get any sexual pleasure from it and it would be a cold routine process for them.

You'd be chained to a wall and forcibly fucked regardless of your own stamina and if you couldn't get it up they'd probably torture you

>about to mate with a bunch of thicc brown femdoms
>some faggot ass kid comes and rescues you

It's something I'd want to experience a day of but definitely not anymore than that. But,

>not being able to get it up with Gerudos on your dick

> not get any sexual pleasure from it and it would be a cold routine process for them
So...like most married couples after a few years, eh?

>not being able to get it up with Gerudos on your dick
Cum 5 times in a row without any outside aid and have it be comfortable.

they gave him membership becuase he was sneaky and defeated the head theif. they imprisoned the carpenters because they were tresspassing.

quit projecting your weird headcannons.

It's supposed to be a joke, back when making fun of gays and muslims was normal for Nintendo

It would make more sense to kidnap them while they're young so you can indoctrinate them to accept their life as breeding cattle.

I was about to say that's stupid of them to expect more than that as if it was normal but then I realized they probably don't know how dicks work in their society.

...

I go for about two to five daily, but by that point there is nothing left to come out.

i wish it didnt have to be like this. My sexual drive can just be way too fucking strong sometimes.