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ARE THE CRYSTAL

DICKS

we'll always swing around

Sounds painful

*meditates for hours*
HOL UP
*sharpens folded steel*
SO U BE SAYIN
*rapes chinese woman*
WE SUM FINNA
*gets gunned down by musketeers*
SAMURAAAYYYS N SHIEEEET
*commits soduku*

This meme would be funnier if the protagonist wasn't a white Samurai.

>white Samurai.
what the
fuck

I cracked a smuggy

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lol

>Yasuke's boss name is unironically "The Dark Samurai"

>Using WE in a game that features a white samurai
Really user?

Difference being historically there was actually a single white samurai

Do I kill this nigga with William-sama?

Yosuke actually existed, though.
Apparently Nobunaga thought his skin was just stained with ink at first.

There also was historically a black samurai as well.

Alright, I know this is what you wanted. Here its yours

Well shit
No I'm just an idiot. Plus I wouldn't have been surprised given all the other forced black people in other games

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke

Nobunaga had a hard-on for foreign culture

WUZ

This the guy you thinking of?

>Judy screamed so loudly it echoed through the museum. This was not what she was told sex would feel like. This felt like she was being stretched over a jagged rock, every muscle she had tightening up and trying to expel the invasion. Each stab send waves of torment up through her body, limbs convulsing about, trying to push him away but barely able to control herself from the abject terror pulsing through her body.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke
Was a slave then became Samurai.

I sense a biopic coming on.

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE BUSHIDO

>Yasuke Unchained

Never read your history then or you might know about black samurai.

Its kind of funny actually how no one on Sup Forums called foul of having a white protag but if this guy had even been a little black...

>Suspecting the black color of his skin to be black ink, Nobunaga had him strip from the waist up and made him scrub his skin.

>we sum finna

this doesn't make any sense, finna doesn't mean "kind of" it means "fiending to" or "fixing to"

Because both a white samurai and a black samurai existed. In terms of history, Nioh knows its shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *inhales* AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
when were yooou when Sup Forums got unequivocally B T F O

>Its kind of funny actually how no one on Sup Forums called foul of having a white protag but if this guy had even been a little black...
I only call it out when someone KANGposts when referring to Yasuke

I doubt most of Sup Forums knows that.

I doubt most of Sup Forums knows samurai history at all. There were lady samurai too.

it's almost like the developers are actually Japanese and have made tons of games set in the Sengoku Period before

Why are you posting Battlefield 1 when it does the exact opposite Nioh does in terms of history? It's not historically accurate at all.

someone else said the only samurai woman that actually participated in a battle got merced hard using a spear

There's only one black samurai and he's a vampire.

The difference is I don't like black people because they're vermin.

>Blade
>Samurai

master-less vagabond who wields a katana

you know what a samurai is right? Not that

Probably who knows without a citation

At least their spirit lives on in qt japanese martial artists who take up the old ways of Ju-Jitsu, fencing, archary, naginata and flower arranging.

ronin, then

Right I was thinking ronin.

That's wrong, you little ho

Pictured is an actual black samurai.

try again

>Black Knight
>Knight
>K
>N
>I
>G
>H
>T

how do you know knight isn't just his last name?

Don't ever respond to me on Sup Forums.com ever again.

too late

uh excuse me this is Sup Forums.org

Look at your address bar again, fucko.

I did

Again.

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THAT LINK IS A VIRUS!

DONT CLICK IT!

Forgetting someone?

Stupid blind photoshop using motherfucker. Look again.

is it out yet?

you're instane

>you're

Shit. I can really see (and now I really want) Quentin Tarantino making this a film.

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Is that Tito "Dick" Dickman, baby?

You see someone post a post with two words in it, one of which has been misspelled. What do you do?
>focus on it
>focus on the word spelled correctly and treat it as though it was the one misspelled

>Minding my own business, slaying yokai
>"AYO, GAIJIN!"
>"You watch your step around here."
>"Haha, just kiddin man. you alright?"
>"Sayonara"
I fucking hate Nippers.

Everyone in this thread must kill themselves Honorable.

>killing yourself with a tanto

I though that was what Yakuza use to commit yubitsume

Its a short blade used to commit suicide Yes the yakuza use it aswell for ritualistic punishment

>"AYO GAIJIN!" *Drive by katanas* YOU CAME TO THE WRONG PROVINCE MOTHER FUCKER

>Katana were cavalry blades
>Drive-bys with swords were a thing

Huh.