Itt: bad games of 2017

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Stop trying to force your bait every day

>bait
hello marketer, still trying to force this shit game I see

iit: bad threads of 2017

2017? More like twenty seven-tits.

shill tears start falling when your paid product of the season is suddenly unpopular. i hope your boss fires you and you´ll end up homeless :^)

I haven't played it but you have been posting this over and over again trying to get replies.

This is getting old. It's not even funny anymore at this point and you should leave.

You're right OP. Finished the game last weekend and it was a mediocre experience overall. It was pretty 'meh' to be honest.

It's not a bad game by any metric

You have no chance here this board is filled with 20 year old twitch watching millenial shitters eating everything up.

Not bad just too short and linear.

no.

DUDE ANIME BOSS BATTLES HYAA SUPARU ZOMBIE GUNS VS CHAINSAW VS SUPER SCISSORSU LMAO

funny because someone wrote a review of it after only watching a stream of it and they didn't like it much. they especially didn't like the puzzles.
I see more people disliking it and only watching YT letsplays than people who played it and disliked it.

Can anyone post a summary of the story, I watched some streams and cutscenes but it doesn't seem to have to do something with the classic RE

ALRIGHTY, AL FUCKING RIGHTY, GIVE ME A LEGITIMATE REASON YOU HATE RE7 SO MUCH, NO BUZZWORDS FAGGOTS

no, fuck off retard.

it just felt like it tried to appease to casuals too much. There was pretty much no reason for you to go off the beaten path ever and there was so much ammo/supplies that you never felt like using something would bite you in the ass later. The AI was also way too generous in letting you get away. The salt mine and final boss were just fucking stupid. The shoe horned moral choice was fucking stupid. There were no critical thinking puzzles. Worst of all, you can beat it in less than 8 hours on your first playthrough

Now I didnt hate the game despite all that but I think that is enough that a person would be justified

Bad, nah.
Better than any of the classics, RE4 or RE5? Nope

>Possible weird Umbrella derivative company.
>Chris Redfield/Hunk?
>STARS handgun named "Albert".

Too many call-backs, homages or winks?

Madhouse is the real way to play the gameq

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>2 hour long CINEMATIC intro (boring as fuck)
>3 monsters - goo monster, big goo monster and not licker that are underwhelmingly irrelevant especially since you can just enter and then leave an area to despawn them
>characters constantly teleporting into areas they couldn't possibly have been in
>Jack and Lucas only good characters
>shit plot
>8 hour game for 60 us dollars
>simple puzzles

Safe rooms were comfy though.

"You're right OP"

>Title is for bad games
>Proceeds to call it mediocre

>2 hour long CINEMATIC intro
did you stop playing after you get captured to go masturbate and counted it toward your playtime?