The last videogame character you played as has been convinced by Aku (bribery, blackmail, brainwashed...

The last videogame character you played as has been convinced by Aku (bribery, blackmail, brainwashed, whatever) to kill Samurai Jack

How fucked are they?

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>Enter the Gungeon
>Bullet
No matter how many times a Gungeoneer dies time will be reset until they win. The best Jack can do is make him give up.

>Tony Montana in Payday 2
Jack's fine

>Big D

If he can figure out how The World works, he might pull something off

>Agent 47

hell be fine

>Farseer in DoW2

By game? She has no chance.

By lore? MUCH better shot at killing him, but likely still can't do it.

>Chosen Undead with Iotl
Jack has more stamina and jump good. Undead's fukt.

>Overwatch
yeah the whole cast could go at him at once and still get fucked

W-will we watch it together lads?

Why has Jack a beard now?
It doesn't give him tactical advantage.

>Protects neck
>not a tactical advantage

It emphasizes the Punished Jack theme

lvl 70 Hammerdin, i think he's fucked

All of you better be watching it the night each episode airs or I'm ending all of you personally

>protects neck from insects and water at most
>can be grabbed in close combat

When does the episode air, again?

welp...

Damn straight, that trailer is hype as fuck.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VSrv_n4tw7w

Anyone not watching this march 11th has no balls. NO BALLS.

Well when murderous rape wasps are unable to inject larvae into your throat you will be grateful you had a beard in the first lace

>Complaining about beards when he wears those wooden sandals in combat

>blocks blow darts

Its been 50 years, he's depressed and gave up hope. Its also partly to go with the grittier tone since there wont be nearly as much censorship this time around. In the trailer Jack bleeds and stabs some humans in the eyes.

Hasn't Jack deflected bullets before?

>my AC4 Linx
It'd be a tough fight but Jack would probably find a way

I haven't been keeping up very well, Genndy's back right?

March 11th 11pm

Back and fully in charge, baby

I've been living under a rock this looks pretty good

Dodged and deflected plenty

You can see him going Raiden on a gatling gun in the first Scotsman episode even

He's also fast enough to take down a gang of bounty hunters with a prepared sneak attack team plan before a drop of water reaches from roof to ground

Kiryu is probably going to die

Would likely be a good fight

>50 years
So he's 70?

Technically Jack hasn't died and since he can't age - are we seeing a Gungeon-type-immortality?

Awesome

/darkestdungeon/ mod when

5

And my WoW Orc Warrior has seen some eldrich shit but I don't think he could beat Jack anyway.

6 and 7 are bae. The rest are dudes.

he said that time has no effect on him

He doesn't age

>aku killed the scotsman
F ;_;

>that animation error with the inside of the mouth being overlapped on the side of the mouth
are they using flash to animate this?

>3
I didn't know they cast Ilana again

"Seventy years later, he will eventually help Jack again."

No he didn't

then why did he appear in a vision where he looked like he'd been crucified

That's not him.

THIS IS SO
VIDEOGAMES

what's wrong with flash?

havent watched samurai jack, last thing I played was T34 1942. Can he stand up to Soviet armor?

No. Source? Keep in mind comics are non-canon.

Yeah, it's all digital now. Dunno if it's Flash, though they did say they're using Photoshop, so it's more than likely.

it's jack's dad

sauce?

Some sort of time fuckery that's likely to be explained in the show prevents him from aging. It'll either be the sword's magic, Aku's time magic, or maybe he'll find the entire world is an illusion and he was never sent to the future at all. Just a very complex dream.

Either way im hype as fuck. I dont care if none of you niggers have ever watch samurai Jack before. Watch this season on march 11th, its going to be amazing.

>Mako Iwamatsu is still dead

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Jack_(season_5)

samuraijack.wikia.com/wiki/Season_5_(2017)

The list is endless believe it or not

>LoZLADx
>wrost link
Meh... he will be fine

>Grey DeLisle

Reminder

jack's going to get died at the end isn't he, trailer makes it look like it's his land stand trying to fix things

Most likely. It would be nice if he gets to live though.

stay on topic user

Didn't they release the uncensored sketches for this scene?

>Jack is going to shave his beard for the final showdown with Aku
>everyone will hate it because they will have grown attached to bearded Jack
I'm fine either way

>Doomguy
It'll be a good fight but Doomguy will come out on top in the end.

how's he going to beat him, he has guns and a sword but looks like he's lost the one he needs to seal aku away. It's no where in the trailer

>actually implying that it won't be a stalemate, eventually resulting in a team up to defeat Aku

I don't know, it's Jack.
Only way he could lose is if the show got cancelled halfway through the season.

yeah?

it does look like he impales a spear into what looks like Aku's head in the trailer

>Music by none other than Carpenter Brut

Well shit. I'm fucking hyped now.

>The same guys that did the OST for FURI is doing SJ
I need it

>Implying Aku would still be alive

>Nu-Doomguy
lol

Nu-Doomguy would shit on old Doomguy. If you're implying otherwise, you're being silly user.

Because the odds of anyone playing the original doom games is so high

>Gene
>implying Aku isn't the one that's fucked

The Stranger vs. Jack.
Who wins?

>Yellow Master Chief
>Good
LMAO

Even seen the fight between Asura , and Akuma

Basically Rider, and Jack are in the same situation

>modding scene still active to this day

Yes he will

>pacifest courier with assloads of sex mods

They discuss philosophy in between hard anal sex

This is bait right?

Guarantee you that 95% of people on this Malaysian pottery board have played the new doom more recently than the original games.

The comic is considered non-canon by gennedy himself you retard.

>Karl Franz I, Protector of the Empire, Defier of the Dark, Emperor Himself and the Son of Emperors, Elector Count of Reikland and Prince of Altdorf

There would be some awesome hammer against Katana fighting until the two eventually team up to face robots and monsters, with Jack and Karl riding Deathclaw and fucking some shit up.

no surprise considering we're getting flooded with the_donald

>grabbing the beard of a master swordsman

there are easier ways to commit suicide bro

Gendy himself has confirmed that the Scottsman is alive and will be in the new season.

NO FUCKING WAY.

I knew it sounded similar, I fucking knew it

Shit that would actually work

he'd see Aku and think he's a demon

and he's huge

which means he has huge guts

>The brain robot from ESA
>after the ending where he turns into a fucking elder god
Jack is completely fucked.
If it were just the robot without the whole eder god thing, though, it'd be a pretty evenly matched fight once jack figured out the slight pause between dashes and learned the range of supercharged shots.

>jack has lost his sword
This is fucking bullshit

If he lost his sword, he would be fucking dead. Without his sword, he can't harm aku. Aku would have just killed him by now.

>Grey DeLise
If I wasn't hyped before, I am now.

>Imfuckingplaying

Aku is a grandstanding egomaniac with a love for theatrics. If he knew Jack had lost his sword he'd love to fucking torment him with that fact for eons. Also he'd probably want to find and secure the sword to taunt jack with it before killing him.

>named The Doomslayer by the armies of hell
>singlehandedly invaded hell and went on an unstoppable killing spree
>was so fucking ruthless and destructive that even Satan himself shit his pants and had to seal him in a tomb in stead of fighting him

Don't talk about things you don't know anything about user

>Kat from Gravity Rush

Normal mode Kat is dead

Griffin mode Kat is probably fine

Everybody talks about it, but have we seen him actually do it? For I know he could rush to this one Hell Lord, beat him, and then spread tales of how awesome he was, FIGHTING HELL AND SHIET

>Chipp from GG

Samurai jack guest character when

I don't know but I'd pay good money to find out

Honestly I think I have to give it to The Stranger die to the whole Anti-life aura thing and coming back from the dead repeatedly.

>Doomslayer

Jack is fucked

>tfw roller mobster plays in the final battle