Name UNO (1) non meme OBJECTIVE reason why overwatch is a bad game

Name UNO (1) non meme OBJECTIVE reason why overwatch is a bad game.

they promote homosexuality and trannies

characters are bland, uninspired and every single one of them is pandering to some section of the audience

it's casual

Both meme reasons

>forced meta
>hard counter
there you go

panders to SJWs and tumblr who don't even play the game, instead they reblog lesbian art of it all day.

Here's an objective related reason op.

He fucking said no meme reason

shit map de-

tanks are too strong

Ultimates are too strong.

This is close to true, defending on this map is to fucking easy

matchmaking for regular players

Teammates

Tick rate

the small number of maps and game modes makes the game repetitive.

I've defended the last point on that map using Sombra as a healer.

It's balance is shit

>Unbalanced mess
>Developers have no clue how to balance their game most of the time
>Forced equality bait
>Induced boredom every few months without events or updates
>Toxic community regardless of the casual and competitive split

Am I missing anything?

the amazing and turbo-fun-never-boring 2 game modes of capture point and/or escort bomb (6v6 only)

i haven't played in ages so maybe they added DM or FFA

the have not.

It's a shitty f2p korean shit sold full price with ingame gambling, and Activision "flavor of the patch" balance cancer.

Nah Overwatch isn't a bad game. Yeah it has flaws but so does every game. It isn't as fundamentally broken as Sup Forums makes it out to be.

>behead those who insult activision, their holly blogs states the only truth, miscreant.

It is popular and killing my favorite hat simulator.

It is made by nu-activision

See

Its not fun anymore

Its unbalanced as fuck, and im not even an overwatch hater

people are so obsessed with this game that they rather flame and report everyone who dares having fun and doesnt pick what they want instead of having fun just for a couple of competitive points,to the point where its a mental retardation.

The community.

the blizzard community is the worst collection of mouth breathing human degeneracy i have ever experienced.

Its ult to win the game? They already made that game its called dota

The community.

Whoever thought having a giant red outline around the enemy was a good idea needs to be shot.

>Hey, try these sneaky heroes!
>If you show even a pixel of your model around a corner there will be a giant glowing neon red outline for the enemy to know you are there
>Even if you don't show yourself your name will still popup over the corner because we are that good at making games

This game is doomed to crash and burn quick if Blizzard doesn't stop catering to Reddit and their retarded community's idea of balance.

That's called progress.

>Can't carry with a single character.
The only character that could carry games solely by themselves was LAUNCH WIDOW

>Ranked mode.
There are some characters that literally must always be picked or you will not win. This shit has seeped into casual mode as well, you will be flamed for picking characters that aren't apart of the "meta"

The best part about this game is the arcade mode. All those modes are pretty much fine.

Nah

Progress implies civilization moving forwards as a whole

The word you are looking for is degeneracy.

the worst community in a FPS i have ever seen

Haha dude I browse Sup Forums to
Can't stump the Trump, right? Hahaha

>20% aids infection rate is progress

See
This is basically the faggot I'm talking about.

Balancing is garbage
Maps are all garbage
Only two game modes (going to be three but capture the flag is a mess because the maps aren't builthe around it)
Community sucks and are full of tryhards even at extremely low rankings
Hemorrhaging players and desperately trying to hold onto the player base with shitty events. People lose their minds over garbage recolors.

Take your pick

Awful balancing

Haha

Not my president amirite?

Blizz wants everyone to have fun.
This fucking "we're all winners" mentality doesn't fit in a game that aims to be competitive.

If you play it casualy is ok, i guess.

AND the maps are shit. Open space leading to choke point that lead to another open space...

I think the ultimates are far too powerful and they ruin the game. It genuinely just seems like a couple mins push/pull with legit skill and teamwork followed by a couple mins of whoever has the best combined q buttons. It also makes POTG tedious to watch

>Trannies
where?

I like the game, but the main reason I think it can/will go to shit is the match making. The 50 win rate horseshit is enough to make you want to pull your hair out

For anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, when you're in comp, like any other game, you are paired with people of similar skill. However, once you start to win, you will eventually be placed with absolute trash to "balance things out". A Mercy who wants to be DPS instead of heals, faggots who panic ult, Hanzo and Widows that won't switch, awful fucking Torb mains, etc. And the kicker is that you can go check their profile to see they have W/L ratio of of like 20W/53L.

This honestly wouldn't be a big deal if it wasn't for the fact that if 1 person on your team doesn't pull their weight, you are undeniably fucked from the beginning. You can't carry.

>Progress implies civilization moving forwards as a whole
It is. It's moving towards a more free, tolerant and open-minded society. Besides that, the lgbt movement is encouraging sexual exploration and renouncement of archaic notions, and in turn it also raises questions about human nature, which leads us towards acquiring insight and prompts up scientific research.

There are no homosexuals and trannies in-game.

>it's human to give into desires an animal gives into
lmao

thread's fucking finished

Moderators just delete it

>which leads us towards acquiring insight and prompts up scientific research.

EAT DA POOPOO LMAO

>humans aren't animals
>there's anything wrong with sexuality

Very low ttk on dps classess compared to tanks, slow movement speed making hitscan characters dominate, maps are giant tunnels with some shacks to hide in and very few hidden flanks that arent obstructed by invisible walls. Sometimes you can jump above a bulding, sometimes you cant because invisible wall, there is no consistency in that map design.

guess you missed the news huh

>strawman
As expected.

Also, if you mentioned it, human's are animals, yes.. So, your point is invalid.

There's little strategic options in the game. The team with the better aimers will win 99% of the time.

low skill ceiling

>slow movement speed making hitscan characters dominate

You do realize that slow movement would make projectiles easier to land, right?

>blizzard can't balance at all
>choke point after choke point
>barely any new content
>low skill ceiling
>having a meta in an fps game

no custom maps or dedicated servers in a game that's trying to be the next TF2

Go to reddit if you want the non-meme response

Also the fandom are basicly little kids and deviant art neckbeards

>my mfw when i said that the lootbox system meant blizzard would focus more on added skins instead of maps and characters
>people called me dumb

>i was 100% right in every way because i am a certifeid genuis

>my my face when

>ctf
>hanzo and junkrat every game

Even in FPS without classes, most competitive FPS games have some sort of optimal strategy or top-tier weapons.

Slow and shallow as hell

arena fps for casual babies

You are still dumb desu m8

>tank and healers in an FPS

- Imbalanced for months, making the game very stale and boring.

- Underlying core gameplay is monotone and does not allow for variety right now due to conscious design choices being taking that aim to simplify the game: As in, every pro game boils down to move as a group, throw ultimates at the enemy, take objective.

- Bad hero design when it comes to balance, for example Lucio. Dude's been nerfed multiple times now and still a core hero, because Blizzard is unable to realize the importance of the speed boost.

- Imbalanced hero cast. Supports have no choices in what to play, DPS and tanks all the freedom in the world.

- Individual impact is not very high in ranked games for some essential roles and the ranking algorithm consistently places people too high.

- Competitive scene is absolutely fucked in that pros got the early head start due to beta invites, EU scene is dying because of Blizzard's retarded plans to start a league US only, camera is still fucked, no replay system and so on...

t. top 500 S1&S2, played competitive OW at the mid-top tier level, stopped playing S3

It's a fine game if you're bad at video games though.

Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society.

the progressive movement is retarded as fuck

>gays and trannies are people too
okay but then they betray themselves by being the biggest muslim dick suckers around

>lets import millions of gay hating, tranny beheading savages

>not picking Torb on payload

Slow movement
Bad map design with too many chokepoints and clusterfucks
Characters all feel like they're incomplete
Shit meta
Not enough of a moveset for any character to entertain anyone with half a brain
Makes SFV look like rocket science in comparison

They added 3v3 TDM and CTF for the lunar new year.
Too bad with the current heroes it is the shittiest CTF I have ever played in any game, including WoW.

And yet its their most successful brawl.
I'm convinced this community has fucking shit taste.

I love this game but my current reasoning that overwatch is a bad game is the lack of variety.

its either control points or payload. 3v3 can be a good break but there isn't much

It's a fucking TF2 clone except it's not free.

missable content, microtransactions

But user, the game is a meme in an of itself.
>casual
>MOBAshit
>microtransactions
>awful character design and artstyle
>shallow gameplay, knowing when to press Q heavily outweighs actual fps skill
>blizzard balance
>instead of fixing blizzard balance, they add more microtransaction skins
>hamfisted SJW propaganda
>only 5 maps, 4 of which are shit
>you can't even pick map/gamemode
>it has the worst playerbase imaginable
>it has the lowest skill ceiling imaginable
>it's not fun
>it gets boring to the point where i'd rather log out off battle.net when my friends ask me to play

Its a 'competitive' FPS that punishes skill

It doesnt reward individual skill like in any other esports like csgo, lol, starcraft etc. CSGO is a team game yet 1 person can clutch or carry and win, its just not possible in Overwatch because it just comes down to the Ult fights.

Talking at top level btw.

Jeff kaplan can't balance a game worth a fuck and yet he thinks that that is all there is to a game and forgets to make it fun.

source?

Awful maps

Jesus, thats worse then TF2 with scouts and spies being pointless.

You can see everything it has to offer in about an hour.

They have actually

Check the "Arcade" tab that has replaced brawl

There's a 1-v-1 mode and a 3-v-3 elimination mode

>scouts pointless

Nigga what? Its the strongest class in the game after the demo nerf.

>shit tier matchmaking that barely works
>garbage playerbase that will make any excuse just so they don't have to play
>SR is based on coinflip and decided randomly
>ranked is the only gamemode that is playable
>none of the issues will be fixed because the devs are too busy making skins to sell more boxes to care about their game.

What are some good alternatives to this game? It's the first fps I've played but I feel like shit playing it because everyone seems to hate on it constantly

>SR is based on coinflip and decided randomly
That got fixed a couple months ago

There are no good alternatives.

>I feel like shit playing it because everyone seems to hate on it constantly
stop caring about the opinions of trolls on fucking Sup Forums
play whatever shitty game you want to

The game hardly ever has any major content updates.
No, Overtards, skins are not major content updates.

Might as well try Paladins.
It's a free Overwatch with less bullshit but also less polish.

They spent 9 fucking years developing a half assed TF2 clone

No fucking wonder everyone jumped ship by the time it was released leaving nothing but interns to keep their other IPs on life support.