Where would you be when the atomic bombs fall?

>Where would you be when the atomic bombs fall?

I had this weird realization that so many of the active posters on this site are so eccentric that they're more likely to find a slot in a Vault than so-called "regular" folk, simply to see how they'd react in extreme social experiments.

In the epicenter, i hope

Slapping your mom with mah dick

In my house stocking my safe with pipe pistols and jet.

This

If the bombs are falling then the world is over anyways. I would rather enjoy a quick painless death rather than a slow agonizing one .

That's not how it works at all. Experiments aren't just carried out to find the most hilarious and extreme outcome; they use regular people so that every variety of vault can be compared to the control vaults, isolating only the effects that the vault's quirk caused. Sure, they might repeat a few setups with eccentric populations, but normal people make up the vast majority of the population to the point that any experiment not focusing on them is a waste of resources.

After all, if you refuse entry to all the weirdos, all you have left is easily controllable normies who you know inside and out. I'm honestly hazy about VaultTec's post-vault plans, but that seems to be the only logical endgoal. Either that or you're right and the vaults were designed for maximum FUN.

at my pc on here. what a terrible way to die

>jet

Psycho is best drug

>what a terrible way to die
>not vying for the final shitpost, the shitpost to end all shitposts

you mean the fallout ones?
pretty sure that europe had bombed itself by then, so i'd be dead

>The Old Man in the Cave

>RIP user Feb 6 1999 - Feb 7 2017
>He died as he lived

Little Lamplight or a vault, your call.

Insipid and ignorant?

>autistically screeches ''I LOVE THOSE DEAR ANONS AND DUMB SHIT POSTERS WHO LIVE IN MY Sup Forums BOARD''

virgin

Probably here,in my room,alone,as always.

The tears coming from NMA when the first batch of Fallout 3 teasers hit were enough to raise the sea level

no but you see because jet wasn't a pre...war...they.....loreAFTUGAHGDL

you forgot in the dark

In my bedroom, watching a bull fuck my wife

There will be a bright flash of light.

Reminder Trump actually want to bomb iran

Also reminder that trump literally called putin a killer/murder and he told the white house to fucking apologize and they have not do it

>implying i don't have a generator