>TFW you will never be an employee of the black mesa research facility
>You will never eat lunch as you watch the tram go passed
>You will never get a comfy security job, wondering the maze that is the BMRF, enjoying the sounds and pleasure of the place.
>You will never grab a beer with barney after his shift
Why go on
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That's something people with autism would say
>ywn live in comfy rapture under water
There should be a mod of a regular day at Black Mesa.
Because I dont have to commute to a fucking mountain every day.
which one Sup Forums
This. I've played loads of half life one so flexible players mods that are based in the black mesa, but I want to enable to wonder the place freely and enjoy all of its beauty. We only got to see a small part of it duruinga normal day before the RC.
I need more. GTA fags gets to wonder the whole GTA world care free, why shouldn't we
>You will never be murdered by US Marines in a large coverup operation or eaten by an alien
>ywn be forced to jump through a portal that takes you who the fucks know where
Fuck this game. Gearbox can't do anything right, and this is proof that they've always been shit
Pre resonance cascadeis what I desire. Just to wonder the halls and ride the tram to the various locations.
>sciencey research place on a mountain has no guard rails
How do you know other government research facilities like this don't exist?
They did make Opposing Force which may actually be better than the base game
As for Blue Shift I'd rather have a Barney adventure than not have one at all
Are you German by any chance?
Area 51 is probably pretty similar.
Op here, no.
Ireland
While this looked kind fo cool going past and giving it 3 seconds thought before moving on to the next spectacle the tram ride had to offer, isn't impractical and bad level design? There's no believability to this design, even with guard rails this would seem like an unlikely and unsafe configuration.
>Opposing Force
>better than the base game
I wish this meme would die, it's ok at best. new content is good but the level design is shit and lacks any of the grandure or interest of the original, it's just scripted sequence after scripted sequence in cramped as fuck rooms.
It makes lunch a bit edgy though.
My school cafeteria had something similar to this to maximize space.
That being said they did add guard rails.
Best protagonist in the series
not cannon lol
race x lol
sorry for saying lol so much I don't know what came over me lol
I remember discovering console commands and noclip right before the supreme disappointment that levels DON'T continue any further than the corners you're not supposed to be able to go around
>You will never be a scientist in Black Mesa
>You will never get to see the endless secret labs and experiments
>You will never step into an HEV suit and explore another universe
>You will never wake up at your comfy Xen research outpost and look at the bizarre floating islands while sipping your morning coffee
You could always try to get a job at an AF base, my mom works in some science testing facility and everyone's so laid back yet professional it reminds me of HL1 every time I visit.
do you think you're funny?
This is the comfiest idea i've read in a long time.
Fuck that place looks comfy. I want to sit there and play mobile games and during weekend go to underground sauna and drink beer in this same place with night lighting
>You will never fall to death because there are no handrails for some reason
no, not really. I mean I had dreams of being a stand up comedian when I was younger, but I have no charisma or timing.
>half life mod
>begins like the base game
>get to resonance cascade
>except it doesn't actually happen
>the experiment goes fine
>Gordon spends the rest of the day going about his business as a theoretical physicist
>wander around black mesa, talk to different people in different departments and carry out neat experiments
>goes home to wife/kid (I honestly forgot if he has a kid or not)
>game ends
>no guard rails over chasms of death
Anything to make work more exciting eh?
there's water right below the cafeteria, so i feel like they've got the safety issue taken care of
Why are you making this worse for me
Adding on these feels
It's a comfy eviorment. I normally play alit of mods in black mesa, especially when I feel down
It's a top secret research facility, where are you going to find someone stupid enough to fall over the edge.
It's a sort of privilege to work there.
>manage to open portal to xen
>enter
>it's just a small closed cave
>there's some crystals but otherwise it's nothing
>collect them and return
>scientists are losing their shit because electricity bill just came in
>continue to vending machines
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
Alot of the beauty of these games is the little finds. Sometimes finding a small cosy office, which can either simply have a small desk, or can be quite detailed in decoration, can be so comfy.
I'm not even talking about an office in an admonration part of the complex. It could be anywhere.
>TFW, won't ever get to work in a small comfy office of my own, and head to telsa taco for lunch
I found it funny how you would come across a scientist hiding after the cascade, would still say that sometimes.
With death staring you in the face and still being butthurt over the ties, must have meant they really fucked hated having to wear these
>go passed
>wondering the maze
Why go on typing or living
why are there no handrails? that looks pretty unsafe.
"Did he just say I'm in the barrel?"
Playing this on the PS2 with a keyboard & mouse. This as to be the one of the best PC to console ports ever.
You faggots are worried about the lack of guard rails? What about the huge toxic waste leaks you go past in the tram?
Safety fags.
Can't just accept the comfy without a safety report
>You will never live in your personal apartment provided to you by our generous benefactors
>You will never eat high-quality rations made by the Combine Nutrition Administration
>You will never tell a citizen to pick up that can
>You will never beat up badly behaving citizens
>You will never experience non-mechanical reproductive simulation™ for being a good cop
tfw to intelgegent to fall down
>no charisma
I can see it
>TFW you will never be a prisoner at Vortex Rikers transport
>You will never survive reentry on that shit tub
>You will never demolish a steel toilet with your jaw, expending merely 50 HP
>You will never turn Skaarj into gibs with a point-blank flak cannon shot
>You will never cream your pants after seeing the Spire for the first time
>you will never have a headcrab attach to your head forcing you to live a life of slavery and agony until someone kills you
>no handrails
>walking near the edge on slippery wet concrete
Strogg simulator!
You'll play an ordinary strogg surgeon, cutting up enemy POWs and making the perfect stroggs, then sending them against Bitterman. The goal is to make him waste enough ammo and health that he gives up, save/loads and lowers difficulty.
DarkRP
I'm looking at it pre resonance cascade