LITERALLY NOT A VIDEO GAME

LITERALLY NOT A VIDEO GAME.

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Why do Americans not understand what literally means?

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Fucking $60, incredible how out of touch they can be. This shit will sell one hundred copies at best.

>Nintendo wants $50 for this shovelware

Better off buying the real pack-in game

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>the console only manages things like feedback and tracking who's winning
>gameplay is completely divorced from any sort of screen, instead forcing you to look at the person you're playing with

The "game" portion of 1 2 Switch does not involve "video".

>COD baby doesn't know Bomberman, the icon of multiplayer

Why are you so obsessed with Americans?

They're using it figuratively.

You would know this if you were not literally retarded.

So I keep wondering is that a boy or a girl?

Would date either way

just tried out the switch at RTX sydney. 1-2 switch will have a lot more games than we'd assume. probably close to around 30-40. i assume it would be a mix of wii sports and warioware mega party mix.

it's got the appeal of the wii sports "wagglan" gimmicks aimed towards a sort of party game environment. it's being marketed in the same way wii sports is so i guess it will be bundled with the switch (which will be dead on arrival without it).

shit on nintendo all you want, but this is what videogame innovation looks like. it might be simple, it might be casual, but god damn we need it. without the honest, gentle nature of nintendo's games, there will be no one left to guide the light.

Kojambo had fun with it so I'm getting it desu

FIFTY DOLLARS

>it will be bundled with the switch
Its a stand alone game, not bundled.
Even as a huge Nintendo fan, I can't really understand why its not bundled as a tech demo. Its just such a bad move

Still better than bloodborne and nioh put together

Have you not seen most american universities lately? I'm surprised They can put on their own pants these days.

>shit on nintendo all you want, but this is what videogame innovation looks like. it might be simple, it might be casual, but god damn we need it. without the honest, gentle nature of nintendo's games, there will be no one left to guide the light.

Uh huh.

I find it embarrassing that you're agreeing with him when I actually used the term correctly in the first place.

At least post the right box art

Looks really nice

Yet you Capitalize random Words in your Sentences.

Harbinger of intelligence right here

i've yet to see anyone defend this

i´m getting tired of this sell a toy with pictures of friends having fun together meme

Wii Sports was a shit stand alone game but it's inclusion with every system helped Nintendo sell a hundred million Wiis.

Why the fuck would they not package this with the systems, Just eat the fucking development costs, it's not gonna sell worth a shit as a stand alone game anyway. The stupid shit Nintendo does is absolutely baffling sometimes.

Meanwhile PS4 actually gets hardcore action games people who aren't 5 years old kids actually want to play.
AND IS CHEAPER!

Wild guess here: Nintendo has done more market research than you and came to the conclusion that it would make more money as a standalone.

Why would you not buy a PS4 Pro? Are you a dumbfuck?

Because it offers no real advantages and is still too weak to actually play the games at 4k?

This gets to me. When everyone looks at the game as a clear demonstration of the tech, and assumes it's a pack-in based on what they see, you should probably pack it in. Especially because it means everyone who owns the console gets to experience the potential their hardware can provide

I just don't see many people buying this as a $50 standalone game, and it would probably be overlooked by many normies even at $25-30.

It'll be packed in before you know it. I would estimate an announcement even around E3 perhaps

Why? Are you even playing them?

If Nintendo did market research the Wii U would have never existed.

You stupid fucking Sonygger. This is why you will never understand the pure joy of being a NInterndo gamer. While you are continually pushing graphics with more and more diminishing returns, blowing millions of dollars on cinematic experiences with gameplay only a child could find enjoyable, Nintendo has taken video games to the next level. No longer will Nintendo's games be limited by bloated budgets and outdated concepts like resolution and framerate. Nintendo is taking video games truly to the next level. I pity that you're too obsessed with pixels and polygon counts to recognize the true genius and magnitude of what Nintendo has just brought to this industry. Thanks to Nintendo, video games have transcended video altogether. No longer will video games be segmented from other types of games in the universal language humans call "play". With 1, 2, Switch, video games are no longer video games. They are all simply, universally, without barriers, without limitations, games.

Nintendo are stupid as fuck.

If they did market research, the Wii U wouldn't have been a fucking mess. IF they did market research, they wouldn't have wasted money on Federation Force or Chibi Robo Zip Lash

>Nintendo
>market research

there are no flags on this board

this guy could very well be romanian

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no coz i´m growing out of games and that´s some spooky shit coz i got less than five hobbies and this one is turning into full on cancer

Nintendo does not need PS4/xbox numbers to profit as much as the PS4/xbox does. Reaching as high as Wii U numbers will be a huge profit for them so if this console only gets 20 million units sold ever, it will still be a huge success because most WiiU games are bought by almost every WiiU user which means more profit for Nintendo. 12switch is just a gimmick or another avenue they can sell the switch just like its portability. Just think about it in a marketing perspective and see how many "sell-able" points the Switch has. 1.) Nintendo console so nintendo games, 2.) portability and 3.) joycon gimmicks. Number 3 is another feature you can sell to people even if they don't care about 1.) or 2.). The switch is trying to appeal to the general population by giving them a little bit of what they want. Skyrim for hardcore gamers, LOZ for normies wanting to be hardcore gamers and 12switch for casual people.

This is the genius of Nintendo. They know people wouldn't mind buying a console with not that many games or else they'll buy a PS4 or a PC. People bought the WiiU because it's Nintendo. Without the gimmicks, it will still sell WiiU numbers. The gimmicks are for people they need to entice. Check online. People are already warming up to the idea of playing portable skyrim even though they game is extremely old. People that are mostly gaming on PCs. Check the joycons. Marketing it as a party/conversation starter will be enticing to normies because it makes everyone at their party happy.

Will Switchrim have porn mods?

exactly my argument. if you have friends it will be fun

If you want to play a board game go and play a board game, don't port that shit onto a console and call it a video game.

This image just about sums up current Sup Forums and their "humor".

shitty indie game

Give me an archive link to this article. I haven't burst an artery yet today and would like to fix that.

Nintendo is adding their innovation to AR, by removing the A.

>this is what videogame innovation looks like
Removing the video from video game is innovative?

>shit on nintendo all you want, but this is what videogame innovation looks like.
Then I don't want innovation if it results in casual shovelware with no deep gameplay.

>Board game
>Board
>Video game
>Video

Its literally the only launch exclusive so they couldn't pack it in

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>yfw

>Its literally the only launch exclusive so they couldn't pack it in
That didn't stop Sony from bundling Knack with the PS4

DELETE THIS

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All buzzwords.

>Why would you not buy a PS4 Pro? Are you a dumbfuck?

Because I've already got a PC.

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Can you even play this game alone?
What's the point in buying this game if you can't play solo?

>supporting nintendo after the abomination that was the wii

ISHYGDDT

Work on your petition you cuck

Eating contest is single player only with no two player option

finally, video games without video

just games

those have only existed since recorded history

what a time to be alive

so you can get your half hour of fun out of it and then sell it to Gamestop

nice try faggot.

The point is that this non-vidya game doesn't need or effectively does not use a screen, so no vidya.

OP could have also said: this board game (pic) is literally not a vidya game and you would have posted the same retarded shit.

And (pic) is actually a great non-vidya game. 1 2 Swotch however is not.

>There are people that will not experience Moe Allahu Akbar: 90's friendship bomber edition

I pity these people

Still having nightmares on sliding nuke bombs on power zone

>Hero Quest
God tier board game tbqh senpai
One of the most fun I've had on TTS

>What's the point in buying this game if you can't play solo?

It's designed so that you can experience people laughing about (you) and pointing fingers at (you).

pic related.

>hardcore action games
I remember everyone wanting knack when the ps4 released. Such a true action hardcore mature video game for mature gamers such as myself

when has nintendo ever claimed it was a video game?

for that matter, when have they ever claimed the switch is a video game console? it's an interactive software entertainment machine and it's being marketed as such.

You do realise you don't have to buy the game, right? It's obviously not aimed at people that treat gaming as a hobby and spend a lot of hours on it, rather it's aimed at normies to play at parties and get togethers.

I think it's an overpriced shitgame too but it's clearly not aimed at me so I don't see any reason for me to give a shit.