Faggot [All]: my team sucks XD

>Faggot [All]: my team sucks XD

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Fugnugger (blue): Camping noobs
Jeff (red): No shit we're on defence

Funny how people still fail to realise that starting shit in your team is one of the easiest ways to throw the game.

>Team based game.
>"1v1 me"

>wtf noob team
>afk
>wtf
>wtf
>wtf

guess the game

>sdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsdsds

>[all]: Wow it took 5 of you to kill me

>Runs in 1 vs 5.
>"wtf where were you?!"

>user was killed by Fleshpound

Like fucking clockwork.

>accept
>invite them to friends list to arrange it
>they decline

>go around the back routes
>flank from behind
>Faglord:Wow thats bullshit

the video of this dude regarding the russian NES bootleg was both funny and informative, give it a watch Sup Forums

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>Team based game
>guy goes around enemy without telling the team
>everyone is back at base, respawning or at least no where near him
>goes in alone
>dies
>[ALL] sigh
>[TEAM] wtf are you guys doing why didnt you go in
>proceeds to do the worst on the team
>"[ALL] Sigh" every time he dies

Team games with DPS roles are cancer.

>dominate someone in a game
>kill them over and over
>entire chat is just them shit talking constantly, calling you a fag and shit
>continue killing them silently

is there a better feeling?

are videogames art Sup Forums?

>have a mounted machinegun that requires you to go prone or set up on sandbags and not move
>"CAMPING FAGGOT"

The moment they leave and you follow them into a new server and do it all over again.

>5 minutes in
>Blue's been killed by Green!
>Blue: gg, noob team
>afk's
>returns when we start winning again
>dies and afk's again

How do these people function in society?

Let's rock and roll, boys!

>5th wheel of 4 man premade
>carry them
>receive invitation to their party
>decline

Because most of the people are too caught up in winning or losing instead of trying their best and improving.

>mfw I give them the dose

> "muh it's not my fault, my team sucks"
everytime

DotA 2 or CSGO

>faggot top gets memed on 1v5 in enemy jungle while i keep my distance a bit
>run off
>"bro wtf 0 help reported"

>no ft or androids
>don't rush turles

I've found that the best way to help a shit team is to basically be their cheerleader.

If you call them shit, no matter how correct you are, you're just going to foster animosity among the people you're playing with and everyone is gonna have a worse time.

So I basically try to be the hype man for my team. I act like this is awesome, compliment good plays, and am generally positive.

I know this makes me sound like a gigantic faggot but as long as you're good at matching the tone of your team mates and working with it you can have really good games.

I'm a 911 dispatcher by trade so I'm really good at picking out very subtle things from how people's voices sound.

>why you keep killing us?
>game's objective is to kill them

You sound fun. I'd play vidya with you.

>objective based game
>faggot[team]:all of you guys are garbage! I-I have the most kills!
>sits behind the team sniping kills from others rather than helping run objectives and taking resources

People in NS2 do this all the time

NS2 had such a cancerous community.

>Hanzo, please switch, you aren't contributing.
>"lol i have gold dmg i carry u"

>accept
>invite them to friends list to arrange it
>they lose
>"you're still a noob fagget lol"
>you get blocked

>always watch map, always rush rez nodes.
>always make sure you get on rez when it goes down, dying or stalling to make sure your team has enough time to save the phase gate
>always bring a welder and try to weld teammates
>loud faggot with the most kills wont stop praising himself and being toxic over the mic.

>encourage people instead of shitting on them

You're basically throwing a glass of water in a forest fire, I'm not saying you shouldn't, I'm just saying that eventually you'll get tired of it as people are shit with shit attitude.

You're autistic and fucking retarded

Anyone one else like to taunt an unstable team with just one complement and watch them throw the game?

R6 siege is the best for this.

>1st Round starts
>IT goes bad for my team but one dies on there team
>immediately call them out on it and state there team didnt help them/dont care
>Quickly devolves into insults to FF to just killing each other
>half the opposite team dies/gets booted
>we win

Saved me more than once.

>"lol noob you got 0 kills"
>is a healer class

I wish people would respect the age restrict in games.

>play league
>teammate near me is in a dangerous situation
>there is nothing either of us can do to prevent his death
>he dies
>"wtf y didnt u help me????? this team........................................................................................"
every game

>telling people to kill themselves over video games

Typing an ellipsis should be an automatic ban.

1/100000 reasons I stopped playing.

...ok?

I do this too, but only because I feel it pisses my team off even more than simply calling them faggots.
As an added bonus it prevents me from getting banned for """"""""""""""""""""toxic behavior"""""""""""""""""""".

>a dozen or so weapons to choose from
>pick one that's not of the three most popular

>do well
>(V)4V3R1K: look at the faggot over here
>(V)4V3R1K: had to switch to X to deal with the X-fag

>do poorly
>(V)4V3R1K: fuckin noob
>(V)4V3R1K: you suck as much as that weapon

Try using to the Brandistock in ChivarlyMW.

Ur a cheeky cunt. I'm letting you off easy this time. Next time you're ass is banned.

So, basically passive aggressive attitude?

GG EZ

ITT: people talking about League

>win a very close match despite being a burden to my team
>"gg ez"

>ITT: people talking about competitive video games
ftfy
they're all played by the same people

>You die
>Faggot on team: ...

>implying League is the only toxic cancerous game

>TF2
>focus anime weeaboo/brony avatarfags
>taunt after every kill
>they rage and start talking shit
>shut the fuck up weaboo/furry faggot
>they ragequit

no better feeling

>VGW
>VGTG

>forced to play with younger cousins whenever they visit

>"user stop killing me!! I'm gonna tell mom!"

>Let him get a few kills

>"haha user, I'm totally beating you!!! You suck!!!"

>be heal slutting
>scrub complains about team
>stop healing him
>he gets even madder

Chivalry is fucking brutal, I've been playing it for a week.

I was hot shit ranks 1-15, I generally whooped supreme ass and because I always the top player I could easily countermand people when they started whining and be listened to. Lots of good conversations, and I didn't see anyone jerking their bodies around like inflatable tube men to win; I was on top just because I had good footwork, nothing else.

But as soon as I graduated to rank 16 and moved on to the normal servers this game not only became much more difficult because the skill level exploded drastically with everyone raping the hitbox meta, but now everyone is a gigantic cockbag that are all bitching at and insulting each other and I can't say anything about it without getting memed on because I'm not good enough yet.

>play on TF2 x10 servers that haven't nerfed the quickie bomb launcher
>basically M1, quickly followed by M2 is an instant kill of anything in front of you
>clear the server in 10 minutes
the tears alone could sustain me for months

This is my experience from playing dotolikes
Shittalking people does absolutely nothing, it tanks morale and won't improve their play

I wish I could be as consistent and determined as you. I've given up on people online a long time ago, now I either instamute everyone or start copypasting garbage in the chat if I'm feeling like it

every goodamn time
and it's always the shittiest player who gets carried that says it

>feed 7 times to top lane and lost 1st tower in 15 minutes
>shit talk the whole game
>win by backdoori with jungle

>team based game that you NEED to work as a team or you will lose
>Get top kills and most on objective as attacking
>get top Kills and most holding objective as defence
>lose every time anyway because always on team Dumb fuck "IT JUST A GAME XD IM A LONE WOLF FUCK TEAM WORK" vs team "4-5 man premade"
>complane about it
>LEL IT MUST BE YOU user YOU ARE THE ONLY THING THAT IS CONSTANT IN YOUR STORY

>my death/kill ration is so fuckin shit my blood boils
>my team actually wins through cheap tactics
>enemy: ...
>me: gg 2izi4me
>got a week ban

worth it

>HELPWAADAADAASDDSSDSSDAW

>adding a "lol", "xD", "no offense" or a ";)" after saying something clearly rude

People who choose to be pedantic fags instead of being straight-forward about their feelings are absolute cancer

if they play like shit then its my intention to throw the game my man

xD lol you sound like a faggot, no offense :^)

>Be 14.
>Brother 10.
>Play Tekken 3 on Playstation.
>Whoop his ass.
>"Stop it or I'm telling mom!"
>Continue.
>He starts crying and runs to my mom.
>Gets banned from playing video games for 2 weeks because he takes them too serious.

>Ask team what the hell they're doing
>LEL STOP COMPLAINING AND GET GOOD WE MIGHT WE MIGHT WIN THEN
>He's near the bottom of the scoreboard and has been for the last few rounds

REEEEeeee

Literally Dota 2

Worst fucking community of autistic subhumans i've ever seen.

>don't be shit
>don't get shittalked

its not hard, shitters

>brandistock

I wasn't "good" at chivalry until I dumped about 250 hours into it.

I'm level 41/42 with 400+ hours and I still get shit on sometimes. Once you dial in a weapon though and become an unstoppable killing machine few games are as rewarding.

>That guy who keeps sadly apologizing for all of his bad plays
>Leaves the game in silence

Damn dude

>team is doing shit
>Faggot: Don´t worry guys, I have a plan
>Faggot has left the game.

Never played Heroes of Newerth, eh?

>get flamed over chat
>unironically start saying gay and sexual shit
>they get uncomfortable and shut the hell up
It works 100% of the time, every time

>Literally League of Legends

>ftfy

>Play as a support in dota
>My team start flaming me
>Tell them how fucking retarded they are for being mad at videogames
>Mute them
>Start winning the game with my plays
>At the end of the game even the enemy team says i played good and carry my team
>We win
>All my team report me
>End up getting banned and global muted

Happened yesterday btw.

>be shit
>act as if noob
>report them instead
>they get banned

works every time

Do people there also have a tantrum every game and throws the game intentionally dying because someone did a bad play?, bonus points since in dota it doesnt matter how shit you play or how good, if you win you get Positive Matchmaking points, same goes if you lose

Community that is played by mostly underaged against a community that is played by mostly neckbeards?

>mfw objectivefags rush the point
>mfw they get mowed down like bitches
>mfw eliminating threats on their precious point from a thousand metres away
nope not useful at all lol

were they a premade? cause that's probably why.

Also if you have commendations it helps offset reports

>people who talk about "honor" and "etiquette" in souls games

>i'm rarity
Like pottery

>were they a premade? cause that's probably why.

Dota has a system where if all the players from the same party report you, it still counts as 1 single report, this would help to stop the premade punishing others even harder than the normal.

>Also if you have commendations it helps offset reports

Not a thing in dota.

>I'm rarity
[Autism intensifies]

I've put around 2200 hours into league, and about 1500 into dota (1 & 2 combined)

You don't know "bad community" unless you played league circa 2010-2012 or Combat Arms circa 2009.

Dota's community isn't great, but league's was worse. Much worse. I deal with pissants on my dota teams not as often as I did in league.

>playing League of Legends as a carry
>another player is also playing a carry
>he's ganking around the map, he's a stealth champion so he can get kills easier than my character
>steals my lane and my last-hits
>i tell him to please stop doing that and go to the other lane
>"look at my score, then look back at yours"
>reply with something weak af and he simply ignores me and keeps stealing my lane

Nowadays I'd have told him that my character can't be strong at early game and then that he should fuck off and stop being such a smug cunt, to all you who are reading this, never be submissive with a pedantic person on the internet, you will always regret having given them a reason to feel superior

>dude shit talks you
>invite him to a vocal
>either he's too pussy to accept or he's a 13yo squeaker
even better
>some fag tries to destroy me in public on the general of stormwind
>says that i have a little dick and that's why i'm a cunt/faggot/whatever, want to go audio'n'shit
>alrightythen.jpeg
>actually send him a pic of my dick, and it is in fact pretty fucking big
>never respond, refuse to get on skype and then get roasted by someone else a week later, screenshots of him ERPing with his human whore fucked by some pig of a dwarf everywhere on the forums
>never to be seen again
I seriously hope he killed himself

>"look at my score, then look back at yours"
>"Now back at your score, now back to mine."
>"My score is the score your score could have been"
>"Look again. Your rank is now Diamond"

Rarityfags everyone

>guy does not attempt to communicate entire match
>we lose
>hear a mic click on
>a rant about how shit his team is proceeds
>press tab
>he played like shit

>gank dude in WoW over and over
>he makes a level 1 and starts whispering me
>ask him to either put up or shut up
>demands my address to prove im not a chicken shit
>give him address of person down the street
>week later guy's car gets fucking thrashed in the middle of the night
kek

HoN was trashtalk central, it was glorious

It was. Playing that games gave me some thick skin as far as online bants goes, they didn't give a fuck what anybody said.

Don't suppose anyone has the screengrab of one of the devs talking shit to his own team during a game?

>/spit on some high level alliance as low level mudhut dweller
>he kills me and corpse camps me
>has a friend on horde start to shittalk me aswell
>not upset just confused why someone would do this
I had it coming but jeez

Since we are here, what's the sauce of this gif