Civilization - normies

Civilization - normies
Total War - aspergers
Grand Strategy - autists

>DW babby

isnt Aspergers and autism the same?

The term asperger syndrome is mostly being replaced by high-functioning autism. It continues to be used in the popular lexicon, however.

>Civilization
Normies

>Total War
High-functioning Normies

>Grand Strategy
Autism

>Buck Rogers – Battle for the 25th Century (The Board Game)
High-functioning Autism

Shit, guess I'm a normie.

That's not what High-functioning means

>Austria fucks up the map like always

Through the Ages - Patricians with good taste

How are people who want to get into CK2, but can't be assed due to their backlogs? Low-functioning normies?

What the fuck is a high-functioning normie?

something you ain't, LF sperg boy

fuck off you moldering cunt

Gary Grisgby games - enlightened

t. Gary Grisgby

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>70 shekels for War in the East

oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy veyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

proves my point

not really now stop replying to me

That fucking border gore!

Why does the UK own random chunks of Spain and North Africa?
Snake Austria and their tendrils form the Baltic to Venice?

Think its about the spectrum.

you were the one replying first though, you literal autist
bet you have to respond to this too, being the massive sperg you are

>tfw too intelligent to play strategy games

>awful blobbing
>thinking grand strategy games are hard at all
I hate you, user
Grand Strategy games are for roleplaying and stories
Like this legendary madman who overthrew his foreign masters and proceeded to gain dominion over the Celtic lands to protect them from the encroaching Anglo-Saxons
Then went on to become the ruling dynasty of Germany

CK2 is by far the worst GrandStrat Paradox have made. It's pretty sad too, cause it has some very cool ideas but completely fails at being a proper video game.

>he thinks im going to reply to his post
nice try dickbag

pretty horrible bait desu

wrong

CK2 is the best Paradox game hands down

This. If you don't have patience they're hard. You're not supposed to attack a way stronger nation without first building a good army and economy. Most people think these games are "yay i will just paint the map".

CK2 is decent if modded. My problem is that vassals rebel far too much. Really takes me out of the game.

Rome 2, Shogun 2, Napoleon, Empire, Warhammer - norimes
Medieval 2, Rome, FotS - aspergers
Medieval, Shogun, Attila - autists

Attila > Rome 1 > Medieval 2 > Shogun 2 > Rome 2 > Napoopan > Warhammer >non historical TW games > Medieval > Shogun > Empire

Yeah so fucking weird for the UK to have some random bits in the iberian peninsula.
That would never happen.

>people that rate rome 1 and medieval 2 this highly

Have none of you played these games in recent years? Do you rate them based on your memories of them? They are clunky, laggy, shitty in almost every way compared to the modern games. And this is coming from someone who's been playing TW since Rome 1 came out.

How about HoMM?
inb4 slav

>Christian
>Concubines

Am I missing something? Does Norse culture just let you keep bitches? I thought your religion overruled that shit.

He's tribal
Concubines are allowed if your religion OR government type allows them

Government overrules religion. Tribals can have concubines regardless of religion.

Where is hearts of iron

>inb4 slav
Fuck off

Asperges is a little less autistic than regular autism.

How do you get a map that looks like that?

Hearts of Iron - Sup Forums

Civilization - tech tree simulator
Total War - hammer and anvil simulator
Grand Strategy - map painting and fast forwarding simulator

Hearts of Iron 2/DH/Kaiserreich - Asperger
Hearts of Iron 3 - Autism
Hearts of Iron 4 - Normie

Gibraltar is like a two mile strip of land and isn't visible on most maps.

That's pretty fucking low

Rome was never good and Med 2 was a buggy mess
Medieval and Shogun are still the best in the series

Don't look at a real map of the British Empire at it's height or you'll have a fit and need more medication you fucking sperg.

Civilization shouldn't even be mentioned next to Grand Strategy and Total War.

Once I got into Paradox games, Civilization felt so boring.

Fuck you Paradox, I really liked Civ series I played it since 1.

Which small nation should I be and attempt to be dominant in trade in Europe? Ragusa? Whenever I play Ragusa I just end up forming Croatia anyway.

Corsica
No Sardinia allowed

>Yeah this is abnormal in the medieval times to not have logistic problems when you become a giant blob.
Why do you think most empires and big kindgoms were so instable ? You need to be as good as Charlemagne or the Roman Empire to be big desu and most of them will crumble after the death of their exeptionnal ruler. (Charlemagne, Napoleon, Alexander the Great)

Florence
Form italy as a merchant republic

>Civ
Toddlers
>Total War
Keyboard commandos whose second favorite past time is clash of clans
>Grand strategy
Glorious Patrician strategists whose intuition and independence of thought is unmatched

Only someone with zero conviction could be blind enough not to recognize the freedom that is grand strategy. With that said, I now must be off so that I can fuck my sister and whore her out to the French nobility.

People who roleplay in grand strategy are the weirdest fucks.

What else is there to do other than larp against retarded AI? grand strategy is probably the most overrated "genre" i have ever played

The EU3 map style is so much better than EU4's.

DELETE THIS

>Dat Georgia

normals are high functioning by definition

CK2 roleplays itself

I just can't go back to HttT even though I vastly preferred it
At least you can mod some things, like magistrate costs for buildings
I imagine this is how retarded casuals feel about EU4 vs. EU3

You could try playing the game.

CK2 is less GS than Sengoku Rance.

Some people enjoy it to roleplay because that way the game keeps fresh, you can basically set dynamic goals and limitations based on your character
I don't feel that way (I just blob everywhere all the time) but I can certainly understand why they think that's more fun

GS isn't a real genre. Sengoku Rance is a wargame mixed with porn.

>spread across three continents
>still have unconnected provinces in Somalia that will count as overseas territory
just fucking connect em

>dynamic goals and limitations

What part of that requires playing as a character?

The character and his/her personality does a lot to inform your playstyle
For instance, someone who is kind and honest wouldn't try to murder all of his grandchildren or assassinate his way to a larger kingdom