How accurate is this

How accurate is this

>Nintendo and Valve are the only ones who aren't shit, jerks or smell
Just like real life

>2016+1
>valve being loved

Did you just woke up from a coma?

Did you?

Why is Bethesda so awesome

Sony now makes you pay, too.

>at least he doesnt make you pay for anything

lol

>Valve a cat
>disloyal at heartbeat
>ignores you from one moment to the next
>sees you as a food and cuddle dispenser
Accurate at heart.

_ ____ __ ____ ____ ___.

I still love them.

SEGA needs a hug.

>cats
>loyal

Pick one. Dogs are superior. Anyone who disagrees is a faggot cuck.

A Valve is fine too

No u!

I love cats, I can't stand dogs, and I won't deny that cats are illoyal shits.

It's part of the appeal.

this.
cats only give a fuck because you give them food.

Valve would be a cat but it'd be a disloyal cat that betrays you in a heartbeat and is always looking for ways to kill you.

So, a completely normal cat?

Yeah.

Valve would be the kind of cat that would just randomly claw you in the leg or go shit behind the couch even if the litter box is clean.

>sony
>doesn't make you pay for anything
lol okay

>at least he doesn't make you pay for anything

This was made in like 2010

Sounds accurate to Valve to me.

>company
>opinion

This is so outdated.

You think dogs are any different? Most dog breeds were selectively bred to be obedient for a prize.

Why is EA so handsome?

>everyone loves valve
what is this retarded shit

I dunoo man, my mom's cat never left me the fuck alone.
He was always looking for attention.
He also poops outside and doesn't need a litter box.

Updated version when?

Sega is literally me

Valva dicksucking used to be everywhere when this was made.

>time travel thread

Hey guys! tonights the night XDD! gee i wonder what swell new weapons their gonna give engy

Don't be lewd

Anyone who likes dogs is an insecure cućkold.
Bonus points for a non-hunting breed and not being a hunter.

So due to breeding, theyre loyal. Well done user

I'd say it depends on the breed and the way you raise your cats. I have two Ragdolls who are arrogant as shit and won't listen at all. My Maine Coon on the other hand is loyal and bro-tier like a dog.

I like how Activision is doing the Crash stance.

>being a cat hating cuck

Dogs are for insecure faggots.
Cats are for normal faggots.

It was made years ago by the guys at Dorkly, you dumb fuck.

if the accuracy were to be given a letter grade, the author's parents would have been called into school and the staff would explain why he's being move to Special ED - that is to say 0%, F-, the student did not participate in class discussions, actively disrupted class and shows no signs of understanding basic instructions.

>all my friends are white
>even the cat

accurate

>Activision is repetitive friend
> Mari- I mean Nintendo isn't
Not accurate at all.

Valve is no longer loved, no longer loyal and no longer "friendly". Sony makes you pay for everything now.

It's only accurate for the fat, autistic manchild representing Blizzard Entertainment.

Reminder that cats are an invasive species, and you should spay/neuter them and keep them indoors.

t. someone who's never properly raised a cat

It's the same with dogs, if you don't spend time with them and take the time to care and love them, you're gonna have a shitty time

Same with any pet, really

who ever made this is the classic stupid Nintendo/Steam combination fanboy that appeared with PS4 success because of salt. So in other words a loser naked nintendo fanboy...

Blizzard, EA, Micro and Sega are the truth. Nintendo is an old friend who always asks for money.

EA has had SOOOOOO MANY people killed, I could bet on it...

>own two neutered cats
>live in a wooded area on an island with no abundant predators to hurt cats like foxes, wolves, coyotes, and similar sized beasts
>no species at risk nearby with cats
>keep cat indoors on shitty days and let them out to get fresh air in the summer
>never had a rat or mouse problem ever

Feels good to be a rural fag

>Compliments EA
>Made by Nintendo or Valve fanboy

HMMMMMM

>Not knowing how to get a cat's loyalty.

Here's a tip: You're doing it wrong.

Dogs are pussy wiped attention whores who can't develop an independent thought without consulting their master. Only retards like dogs because dogs fawn over them.

Cats are independent. They come when they want, they go when they want, they treat you like they want. You have to earn their respect and when you do they will treat you with love and affection.

Dog people look for a subservient. Cat people look for an equal.

Bethesda deserves much more flak than this.

Lol xd

Pretty outdated

I just realised the Microsoft guy is an Xbox Live avatar.

Now it's more like that friend who conned you into giving your power of attorney and now demands you please him

all of them ask for money

You do it fg

He eats well

I wonder how could be behind this image?

*who even

Then how do I do it, Ace Ventura?

Fuck valve

>dogs
BARK BARK BARK BARK

CS and TF2 players have been screwed over by valve fairly regularly.

It's not necessarily a bad thing, but nintendo playing the "social, accessible, innovative" game isn't "not growing up", it's using a different buzzword-laden business strategy. It doesn't make them evil, but companies being loyal to anything but their shareholders and profits is a meme

>Cats
>Jamal breaks into your house, kills you, rapes your wife and daughter, then steals your TV
>Cat was too busy licking its own asshole to notice

play with the cat daily (1-2 hours, but give it breaks so play like 20 minutes, let it rest, play with it later again, etc), pet it a lot but not 24/7, like everytime you meet the cat or when she/he is searching for your warmth and give it enough food that it doesnt go hungry yet not too much so that it never dries out

basically, a cat takes effort if you want it to care about you

Nintendo
>overpriced weak ass console
>online paywell
>overpriced accessories
>combining all their console bullshit into one
>forcing third parties to work by their rules again
>instead of bringing back some old franchises or making new ones they just shit out the same franchises over and over.
Yeah this isn't accurate at all.

How can beta cats even compete?

>Valve is an old cat
>Used to be cool as fuck
>Now spends most of its time doing absolutely nothing
Some bout right

Things you could train a dog to do

>protect you
>protect your home and family
>hunt/help you hunt
>guide blind people
>herd animals
>find drugs
>find bombs
>detect cancer
>find missing people
>provide stress therapy for PTSD vets
>detect dangerously low blood sugar levels in people with diabetes
>bring the paper to your feet every morning
>wake you up every morning
>to be incredibly gentle with babies
>alert people of life-threatening allergens
>to help ground autistic people via tactile and deep pressure stimulation
>provide counterbalance for people with balance issues
>to alert deaf people of specific sounds such as alarms or even doorbells
>general medical alert of changing physiological functions such as low blood pressure or other measurable bodily symptoms
>to provide early response to a handler's seizure via fetching medicine, locating another person or deep pressure stimulation
>to shit on the toilet
>an assortment of tricks, from merely shaking hands to playing dead

Things you can train your cat to do

>????

>dog people
>cat people

you are the real retard here not the people who own pets m8

You don't need to train a cat to not be a shit pet

>microsoft
>foreign

Ever heard of the blind cat that pounced on an intruder in the house? Owners found blood on the window sill.

If you think that's anything other than an extremely abnormal and rare occurence, you're delusional.

Not an argument

Not an argument

>loyal
>cat

pick one.

Yeah, cats come with that feature built in.

>tfw forced my wife to get rid of her cat because it was annoying me and my dog despite us ignoring it all the time

>tfw she actually gave it to her mom who lives 4 hours away and I'll never have to see that fucking thing again

>tfw her parents are the ones who bought us the house

Not an argument

All the guys I knew that had cats were literal cucks. All the girls that have cats were fucking disgusting and their place always smelled like cat shit and piss.

An argument.

kek

Things you could train your dog to do
>dat massive list
Things most people """"""""train"""""""""" their dogs to do
>bark at guests
>pull on a lead
>rips up the sofa
>dont pay attention to you
>beg for food constantly
Why can't most people train their dogs right? They just seem to let it get away with murder because it's CAYOOOT
Wrong, they treat you how you treat them. If you don't give them love they won't give any back

A decent argument

got one rewritten

not the greatest writefag tbqh

Hope you guys don't mind if I enter this thre-

>wanting to be equal with a fucking cat
You're either gay, a cuck, or a vegan

People like dogs over cats because dogs can hurt other people and are willing slaves to their owners.

Cat are basically like people; if you don't put any effort into being friends with them, they walk all over you and treat you like shit.

>Dog Owners
>Strong, assertive, leaders who are not afraid of taking charge and leading a pack. Provide guidance and signal to people that they would make a good father figure. Generally more fit as they have to exercise their dog regularly. Appreciate and relish a challenge and reap the reward of their efforts

>Cat Owners
>Timid, weak, soft spoken bitches who are so submissive they couldn't even lead an animal. Offer no substantial guidance and signal to people that they are merely means of support and not actually suited to a leadership role of any kind. Generally less fit as all they have to do is sit on their couch and watch their cat lick its nuts all day. Cower from any real sense of challenge or responsibility and skate by with no accomplishments to speak of in life

>not fixing Valve and Sony
You had one job user.

>tfw sega
>the internet hates siamese cats

Life is suffering