What do I have to do to get you worthless NEETs to buy my games?

What do I have to do to get you worthless NEETs to buy my games?

Show me your armpits.

I don't buy waifu pandering trash, sorry OP.

dr peper > reimu

Fuck off to neofag.

cure my failing eyesight.
I cant play SHMUPs anymore unless you do

Give me a job. Then I'll have the money to buy your games.

Get glasses

armpits

>Touhou
>Waifu Pandering trash
???
Oh, I get the joke, anime image haha xd

Make a good game.

I have glasses.
Eyesight problems arent all that simple, my vision is unstable.
On a positive note, doctor said it seemed like it was stabilizing last year, so I MAY be able to get laser surgery this or next year if Its possible

Well to be fair a lot of touhou fans just like the qt girls instead of completing the games.

Release it in my country and on PC.
I'm way too lazy to get it any other way.

I wish the best for you user

What if you do both?

An official Touhou anime would be a license to print money.
It would also be an absolute disappointment though.

>sexualizing the Marisa
not cool brah.

Want me to sexualize the nerd instead?

What was the last 1cc you got?

DDC Lunatic ReimuA

Marisa needs to die.

Marisa died 2 years ago

patchy is FAT

Kill yourself

Cool so this is going to be another circlejerk meme thread then.
You know your community sucks when FE Heroes threads are more tolerable than your own.

I don't remember
I can't get shit done lately.

wow rude

You're not helping at all

>kuso thread
>lel i'm going to give it attention instead of reporting and hiding it! xD

>reporting anything
cuck

I made an attempt. I'm not going to waste my time babysitting a bunch of children, even if they're shitting up a community that revolves around my favorite series of games.

>Not using all options available
pleb

You are the reason why these threads are shit

You sound like a manchild.

You say that. Though I have to wonder where your dumb ass is whenever a non-shitposting/shotty thread pops up.

put them on steam, i'd buy the whole series in one go.

shotty threads are good hit bump limit tho

t. shotty

Definitely looking forward to see how much you can self-bump, though.

Posting in them, like a normal poster.
That is, if I see them. I can't camp out here all day for threads like some of you autists.

Fuck off, shitposter.

Anyone on Sup Forums that likes touhou is just a secondary that probably just faps the the porn only like me

lmao this isn't even my thread

Why are you fags so edgy and go "REEE it's not mai thread so it's S H I T, report and sage REE"?

prove it

-make patterns with a focus on being fun rather than the current focus on looking pretty
-hire an artist above the age of 5
-fuck microtapping
-get a designer who knows how to do more than just bosses. the smaller enemy segments are always a fucking joke in these games
-get rid of "wave" based level design, i dont need to wait 5 seconds between each encounter
-get music that isnt terribly repetetive midi shit
-get sound effects that arent from a 20+ year old japanese sound library
-get a scoring system thats not completely retarded
-get actual backgrounds/levels and have actual interaction with them