Real Lives Thread

Time to begin life as a Indian boy.

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>not having night mode enabled
how do you play while blind?

what the hell is the difference between athletic, strength, and endurance?

Okay, so Akshan recently got a little brother in the form of Gopal, and started school. What should he spend his time doing?

Art,or sports/outdoor activites id say.

art

we're gonna become the world's greatest shit artist

Akshan has been doing pretty well in the arts, but lying skills leave a lot to be desired. Should we abort the lie and come clean, or try and pull it all together with some more lies?

Lying is bad and you should feel bad. Confess.

confess

lie ass off

DL link?

Measles have recently claimed the life of our younger brother Jaidev at age 6. May he rest in peace. In other news, coming clean to that lie a while back seems to have given Akshan a good reputation, as his friend is currently seeking it our approval. Do we give it to him?

no, shithead shouldn't have been a faggot

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first time playing, here we go

Our appearance and athleticism is already so poor, what do we have to lose? Maybe we can be a bit more popular if we smoke a few with the other kids?

JUST SAY NO

We turned down the cigarettes last year, but we are given the opportunity yet again the following year. Do we continue to resist the temptation?

>Starts Martha Reynolds in UK
>Married at age 13 to Mohammed Al-Fatwa

light it up

Fortunately that didn't happen. Martha passed trade school, avoiding drinking and smoking, broking up with her boyfriend Jeffery and got a job as a nurse.

Ok, so our new smoking habit has introduced us to a new girl named Sahana (and infertility apparently). She's slightly worse looking than us, but she has pretty impressive intelligence. Do we try and pursue a relationship with her?

Why not

>intelligence 92

go for it

>no dick-sucking skill stat

Sahana feels the same way, but now that we're in a relationship, the amount of things we can do in our free time has been limited to four. How should we spend our time now?

>92 int
>12 appearance
kek hide her in the basement and let her earn all the money

I'm doing well so far

Art
Study
Social Activism
fashion

>subsistence farmer
>income

Really afflicts my neurons with Naegleria Fowleri.

>a major flood hit india 93 people have died and 40 000 000 others have been directly affected
>a major earthquake hit india 93 people have died and 1 400 000 others have been directly affected
>a major flood hit india 149 people have died and 35 000 000 others have been directly affected
>my mother has malaria
clasic india right there

the fuck does jack do all day?

Get a job you bum

Woo! Both Sahana and ourselves have managed to graduate. Should we celebrate a little bit with some drinking?

Our daughter is 15 now, and yet the father still doesn't have a job.

I bet he makes Minecraft Let's plays. It's pissing me off.

He posts to Sup Forums of course.

Y E S

G E T
W A S T E D

update: divorced him right after having constant arguments after being burglarized. My daughter is a smoker, and we moved to Cambridge.

In the midst of the celebration, Akshan notices Sahana, and starts to think about a future with her. Do we go for it?

what is this game ? Where i can download it ?

...

Invest in high risk stocks and cash out every 2 years. I ended up getting 16 Million euro before becoming Fuhrer of Germany that way.

Thx

another update: Moved to Hiroshima Japan, daughter graduated, got married, moved in with husband and survived an earthquake. I'm 55.

IN

LOO

Update: My daughter keeps giving birth to Japanese children. I have also survived many earthquakes. I am probably too old now to get married. I am 68 now, still living in Hiroshima as an old British lady.

final update: I died from a heart attack at age 71. I lived the longest out of my entire family though.

>My daughter keeps giving birth to Japanese children. I have also survived many earthquakes.