Explain the hate towards this character

Explain the hate towards this character

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>peak of Sega's "Nintendo is kiddy" marketing
>Kiddy Kong

Insecurity

Annoying and stupid looking.

The problem with the game was that neither Donkey Kong nor Diddy Kong were playable characters. What was Rare thinking having their main characters be kidnapped?

Nobody wants to play as a baby
His game wasn't very good

Worse is that DK was kidnapped two fucking times in a row. Only playable in DKC1 and 64.

Literally the most ugly looking DK character in the whole franchise.

It's a baby. Babies suck. Unless they're female.

DKC3 came out like 6 months before the 64 so nobody gave a shit about it

Not Donkey Kong.

>What is Lockjaw, Squitter, and Swanky

>His game wasn't very good
Nigga please.

DKC3 was admittedly not as good as DKC2, but it was still a very good game, and arguably better than the first DKC.

what type of degenerate are you?

fuck off you degenerate cuck
link me the uncensored

Kiddy Kong is uglier.

DON'T DO THIS TO ME

For me hes just like didi kong.

The reason people hate him is because dixie kong is so good that she makes every character feels terrible

Embrace your inner demons.

Came out 2 months AFTER the N64 (in North America, anyway), actually. But only people who bought the N64 at launch cared about that.

Besides, DKC2 came out just ten months before the N64's North American release, and yet everyone loved that.

This is way out of my usual range, but I am intrigued and sickened.

The hate stems from him essentially being Donkey Kong. Which then begs the question, why bother making him identical to DK and not just add DK?

because it was better than DKC 1, which is how sequels SHOULD and always were MEANT to be.

Bluepants McNannerhands ver. 2

He could have just been DK, but DK was kidnapped again BECAUSE.
>yfw you only play as Donkey Kong in one Donkey Kong Country game

Makes me think of a black baby with his big fucking lips and stupid animations.

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>DK Country
>DK is playable in only one game

Why couldn't we have DK team up with Dixie?

HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS SHITTY KONG HAS A BOOTLEG FACE

Lewd

DELET

This.

Also, part of the problem with Kiddy, I think, is that DKC3 has a lot bigger difference between how the two characters play than DKC2 did (Diddy and Dixie were definitely different, but not by a much). The gap was as big or bigger than between DK and Diddy in the first game, and the more advanced levels meant that made for a big jump in the challenge level.

DKC3 was also better than DKC1, though, just not better than DKC2.

DK is literally the worst character in his own series

SNES
Diddy > Dixie > Kiddy > DK

Returns and TF
Cranky > Dixie > Diddy > DK

>implying that Dixie isn't the best hands-down

Diddy has some of the most satisfying control of any platforming character

>Diddy's girlfriend has to tag along with a literal baby
>Get shoved with the baby in a crib if you lose the game
>Kiddy ass music around the start, blatant that the game music composer isn't the same

I hated it as a kid for all the baby shit it did, but after replaying, it's actually pretty fun when you get past that. It's also have some nice tunes

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This.

DKC2 > DKC3 > DKC

Dixie > Diddy > DK > Kiddy

It was my first videogame ever. The baby stuff hits my nostalgia pretty hard.

Dixie's helicopter hair twirl >>> Diddy's generic cartwheel.

I like DKC3 although I am not crazy about Kiddie's design.

>DK and Dixie
Would've made sense, each Kong would've been in 2 games

>implying cartwheeling off a cliff and then jumping mid fall wasn't satisfying as hell
Only literal plebs and scrubs used the hair twirl to get through levels

I used both. I just find the hair twirl float more interesting as a mechanic than a standard double-jump.

Actually, my main reason for preferring Dixie was her level clear rock routine, as opposed to Diddy's gay rap shit. I frequently would use Diddy to get to the end, and the switch characters at the goal.

>he has the girl Kongs face on all of his completed levels
What are you gay

i dunno who the fuck that is but he looks retarded yo

Her hair twirl feels like shit. We know she's your waifu you degenerate furfaggot.

It's no different than playing the little girl in RPGs.

And don't tell me you don't do that: everyone fucking does.

HE

Was rare even involved in dkc3? With all the gimmick levels you would think nintendo did it themselves.

Why is there no rom hack of DKC3 where Donkey Kong replaces Kiddy Kong? Or even Diddy Kong replacing Kiddy Kong.

>We know she's your waifu you degenerate furfaggot.
Retro Studios knows too

He a bitch

I was just joshin ya bro. This was my mentality as a 7 year old though

Only if you perceive things as sexual you degenerate.

DKC2>>>DKC>DKCTF>DKC3 = DKCR

It probably helped that I was 17, not 7, when it came out, then.

>DKCTF not above DKC

>Does a fucking split while showing her ass

Diddy kong is way faster though.

Freeze>2>jungle beat>returns>3>1

I hope they port this to the switch. I didn't buy Tropical Freeze

I need to stop going to this site

>baby
No one likes babies, kids hate babies because they want to be see as mature and adults hate babies because they are obnoxious.

>baby instead of Donkey
While it's somewhat of a silly complaint that donkey is not in 2 out of 3 of his games, the fact they went with a literal baby instead of donkey which could have been used in the exact same way hurts, which leads to hate towards him.

>worse than dixie
While it's no surprise, the fact that kiddy is generally less useful than he doesnt help.

I think that's it, he doesnt ruin the game but he is one of the many unnecessary flaws with the game.

Nintendo's upcoming Donkey Kong country will have Kiddy Kong that is coming out on the switch, now we better getting prepared to play as a little baby.

Also, at least Kiddy Kong had a reason to cry because he is a baby, Dixie Kong cries like a little bitch even if the enemy is not much of a big deal when they hit her she still cries like a little bitch and she is probably an adult or teenage monkey.

>DK is "based" on the original but Diddy is a new character
>Dixie is new but she has the verteran in Diddy
>Now you have Dixie and bootleg DK

Playing as the B team is not fun

For some reason I feel like I would have much fonder memories of this game if it weren't for Kiddy. It has an amazing atmosphere, music, visuals and gameplay but it just doesn't /feel/ like a DK game cause neither DK or Diddy are even in it. It gives off this strange vibe.

>first game had DK and Diddy
>second game had Diddy and Dixie
>logically the third game would have Dixie and DK
>Nintendo: lolno enjoy mongoKong

>Still stuck on Tropical Freeze's final boss
This asshole is 3x harder than anything in the game

Such an uninspired design that just looks retarded. DK in a onesie

>playing in easy mode
spoted the pleb

Actually curious if there ever was art, official or fan, of Kiddy Kong grown up. "Kiddy, no more" or something like that.

Also DKC3 has the best overworld in the DKC series. Loved all the secrets that you could find and the art was peak SNES graphics.

Closest you'll get is Chunky Kong.

Bowser Jr. isn't the scrappy kid of the series, this thing is.

considering the family tree, that makes sense

does chunky have 92 chromosomes and his brother ADHD?

Is Kiddy being Chunky's brother canon?

Shit character from the worst DKC game. Instead of Donkey or Diddy they gave us this useless little shit you'd never voluntarily use.

He's a nigger

JESUS FUCK IS HE UGLY

what happen with that hoomer???

he saw your face

Apparently the designs for Tiny and Chunky in DK64 were supposed to be design reboots for Dixie and Kiddy. Nintendo said no so they became the "sister and brother" of the DKC characters.

Lanky is a Mankey Kong from DKC

rude

ded bort

Shig was quoted as saying that DKC proved that players would put up with mediocre gameplay if the graphics were good. Rare took objection, so they removed Donkey Kong from the next two sequels, and replaced him in the third with a literal babby.

DK is the real man's character you fucking baby. Enjoy your Diddy/Dixie/Cranky crutch, fag.

>Cranky is literally the OG DK

ur a faget

To this day I have no idea what the fuck they weer thinking, even their own marketing department realized nobody liked Kiddy.

>the designs for Tiny
>supposed to be design reboots for Dixie

Thank Christ Nintendo vetoed that shit, Tiny looks retarded as fuck.

and in his old age he got a fucking baby bouncing cane that makes him ez mode compared to DK.

How did they get away with this?

He has no style

Get away with what?

So Miyamoto says people play DKC just for the graphics, and removing Donkey Kong apparently disproves that? What? Did DK take the graphics with him when he got kidnapped?

I think he's referring to this

That's pretty funny.

Too bad donkey kong land sucked dick

Contemporaries had a similar sense of humor too, like Earthworm Jim

I fucking love Cranky Kong

It was alright, especially 2 and 3. New stages, portable, not a masterpiece like Battletoads but other than that probably Rare's best gameboy games.