As Wesker walked into the room, a great dread shot through his body

>As Wesker walked into the room, a great dread shot through his body
>His balls quivered
>His ass puckered
>His legs were shaking
>Chris was there. Standing right there. Trying to figure out Weskers most recent elaborate death trap
>As Chris was busy headbutting a completely unrelated replica of the Sphinx of Egypt, Wesker snuck up behind him
>Sheepishly, he begged;
>"C-chris please"
>Chris replied;
>"Wesker!? The Two Inch Tyrant? HAHA"
>"C-chris? S-stop it!"
>"Look at you, Albert. When was the last time you even GOT laid?"
>Wesker was crying now. Tears flowing behind his Wal-Mart brand $25 sunglasses, his hands wiping the tears from his face, inadvertently sliding up his scalp, gliding across his frosted tips, gelled with the finest product he could find in exchange for a snickers bar
>"C-chris... Is Claire l-l-looking for some action?"
>Chris gazed down upon Weskers thin frame, nearly in tears holding back his laughter
>"Chris i-i need pussy. Chris please i need pussy now. I've got a hard-on like you w-wouldnt believe"
>Chris burst into a fit of laughter before accidentally back handing Wesker across the face and killing him for five more games.

is he /ourguy/?

>Joe says no
>There's got to be more than this!
>Chris has a smug look on his face
>No Joe. There's really not.

Ohhhhh

Is Weskerposting /ourmeme/?

DUDE

Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit

>that feel when you miss the birth of a brand new may-may

Kek

Holy shit m8

...

lel

i dont get it

Thank you user

Made my fucking day you witty cunt

:^)

AYYYYY

IM LITERALLY DYING

wtf is happening?

This thread only has 5 (FIVE) people posting in it, leading me to believe that the original poster is samefagging to get (You)s from people who think they should laugh.

New meme has been born

im the Op and i have no fucking clue who this faggot is

Then it's the guy who posted it in the first place.

Delete this thread.

I literally cant, its been too long.

I chuckled whole heartily

Idiot samefag, we can see the people posting in here at the bottom right. Theres only six. Fuck off.

Cap me in this

I don't get it?

Is OP /ourguy/?

Check the empty box on your post (At the top, the OP) then hit "Delete" at the bottom left.

See above

>Bottom left

Bottom right, sorry.

Yes, i tried. Threads been up too long.

Op Blown the fuck out lol

Why do people lie on the internet?

Lol holy shit

Lol'd

Joe is crazy

Chris is /ourguy/

This is the saddest thread I've ever seen

Is OP alive?

>poster amount remains the same
>that filename format used here:
This has to be one of the most bizarre samefagging attempts I've ever seen on this site. What's the point? Is this funny to you? You're the only one laughing.

Just why?

Hi OP. Nice thread :)

Internet trolls. When will they learn?

>every reply a minute apart
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This is gold

Hi OP. I'm Wesker. I'm sorry your thread didn't go as planned.

post your face when Wesker cant even get any respect in his own thread.

Idk, it's probably funny to him. Regular memes get stale, he's doing some esoteric memes now. I always thought it was funny as hell when someone would quote like 30 posts and say "all me", but that's spam filtered now. It's just retarded fun.