Even in a pre-beta publicity event filled with normie streamers, vikings dominated

Even in a pre-beta publicity event filled with normie streamers, vikings dominated.

Christfags and weebcucks on suicide watch.

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And ten years ago it would have been samurais, Vikings are the normie choice faggot.

Except it wasn't about popularity, they had clearly defined teams for each faction.

let me guess, people couldn't beat headbutt or throws because they are garbage and dont understand the game mechanics.

Vikings in this game give me lewd thoughts, especially the Female Raider.

Like holy shit she is big.

Makes playing Warden against her weird.

I get kewd thoughts about male raider

his chest is so broad and his beard is so thick

Get rekt weebs

Knights are okay I guess

>christfags...suicide watch

Go take a look at modern day Sweden.

Ecclesiastes 8:11

>Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.

Galatians 6:7

>Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

Did you even read the OP or did you just jump at the chance to shitpost people for using christfags?

you're not some kinda weeb for Jesus are you?

>Thread is talking more about lewd Raiders than Slutkeeper

Well damn.

>male raider
>not the lewdest

>ywn run your hands over his hard pecs as you ravage him

Close your browser and hide under your fedora if you need a safe space, you won't find it on the internet.

Vikangz

I want Shugoki to fuck my vagina.

Nice comeback buddy

Tits or GTFO

Wait a second, I recognize that anime face!

It's from Soul Eater episode 9, when Death the Kid and Black Star go looking for the legendary weapon Excalibur.
They ask directions from a little flying fairy who shows them this face when they mention Excalibur (weapons are living beings, and this one is very annoying).

Death the Kid and Black Star also do this face on their way back after meeting Excalibur, when they meet the same fairy for a second time and she asks them if they were successful in finding Excalibur.

No need to thank me.

That's cringy

DEUS VULT XD faggots who idolise crusader cucks who repeatedly got absolutely BTFO by desert tribes are the quintessential normalfag favourites

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Debsulu Vuklt!!

People lost to Vikings? They are so fucking easy.

SHINIGAMI CHOP

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>fool

I think you mean bakame

>Implying he wouldn't be the one doing the ravaging

le ebin skoyrim nords amirite xD
fos ro dahh xDDD

Nobody really lost any fights to the vikings, their garbage.

The vikings are just neckbeards who play this game 24/7, so they played the most games, so they took the most territories.

This isn't about the closed beta. It's about the event they held earlier where streamers and e-celebs played against each other.

>No pics or writefaggotry of a smaller female warden being captured by a raider and presented to their mate as a gift before being shared by the couple as they work off the stress of combat by ravaging her simultaneously in a hot, sweaty FFM threesome that the Warden comes to enjoy

My tastes may be specific but damnit somebody else has to have them too.

Are you okay?

My brother recommended it to me and he's a pleb so I finished it how I started it, with the english dub.

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Who cares, game's shit.
>guard break
>attack
>guard break
>attack
>guard break
>push off one of the many ledges in the map
Wow so hard

Confirmed for either never having played it or only playing against shitters.

t. never played the game or played it for an hour

this is a normie cuck reddit tier game, isnt it?

>Just want to be a knight like the Grey Wardens because of Dragon age origins when I was a teen
>Every single knight now is full blown cursader tier or faggot ass white knight
Why I just want to be a proper knight who only cares about defeating his enemies it doesn't matter how or why.

haha so me

>casuals in denial

If you won by spamming guard break, you fought shitters. That's a fact. Countering a GB is easy as fuck.

so me haha

>Tfw PVKII did this niche game style more justice
>Will never see the light of day thanks to Chival-shit and For Honor
YOU ARE NO MAN

>A source mod with cookie cutter FPS gameplay and very rudimentary melee did this concept more justice

I loved PVKII too but come on, man.

>dragon age origins
>when i was a teen

do you really feel the need to do this to me

>manually realizes he was also a teen when he played DA:O

it's a terrible kind of feel

Each faction had much more fleshed out designs and unique aspects vs this standard, light, medium, heavy soldiers

But there are pretty distinct differences between the factions. Really the only things shared are the basic class mechanics. Everything else is unique to each character.

If we take a look at the Peacekeeper and the Berserker, for instance, you can see that the Berserker is geared much more towards pure offense while the Peacekeeper is a hit and run type of deal.

In PVKII, the differences between classes were pronounced, but were often limited to a single gimmick that they had.

I want Conqueror to fuck my ass

And I have a vagina

The reason they're saying that is because if the enemy guardbreaks you all you have to is press guardbreak yourself and you're break free before they can hit you

Hey bb how u doin

Reminder that conquerors are rapists and murderers, drafted from dungeons where they were given the choice between serving and dying.

>Die in dungeon
>Fight to kill squints and raiders

Such a difficult choice

>Surprised that people who think a bunch of peasant killers and rapist were elite cool guy warriors are dumb enough to play and/or spend money on this piece of shit over people with taste

Don't be surprised.

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>He fell for the "all vikings were farmers" meme

Why are Vikings even in this game?

Knights and Samurai are some of histories most elite and legendary warriors while Vikings were just a bunch of barbarians that used boats

>He fell for the "Vikings did more than kill peasants, rape, steal and run away from standing armies due to their inferiority" meme

get a load of this top cuck right here remembering episodes and all.

>He too fell for the "all vikings were farmers" meme

youtube.com/watch?v=2TNjKg18VPo

>Vikings were the elite troops of the eastern roman empire
>Samurais were famished gooks with wood armour
I get it you hate white people

Vikings wrecked the shit out of Knights everywhere they went. They took Normandy from the French and raped the English countryside.

Reminder that vikings invaded England, conquered a large portion of it and ruled it for almost a century before the english got their shit together and ran them off.

i'm on the fence about this game. is it actually worth getting?

t. Norsecucks

Real life isnt your shitty Viking fanfiction show where even the romanticized hero gets tricked by his brother like 5 times

Whats wrong user

can someone explain the appeal of this game? I've watched vids and streams of it but it just looks like button mashing shit

vikings are alright

fuck the nips

t. holy crusader

Ok user

t. ignoramus

>Pick viking cause I know everyone faggot is going to pick viking
>Play as weeb hero anyway
Lol

It looks like that, but when you play it yourself, you quickly realize it is really methodical.

Thats how every fighting game looks if you don't understand whats going on user.

Who the fuck is talking about a show you stupid fat American asshole, read a book.

How will Vikingfags ever recover?

not that user but i'm very interested. i'm close to jumping on the gold edition but dont wanna get ripped off by ubisoft again. it looks really good. Sell me on it?

If you seriously cant figure that and most of the combat mechanics out from just watching videos you are bad at games

>Killed by fucking churchmen once they were done attacking the woman
They never will literal no skill or honor snow niggers

care to explain how? not being condescending I know nothing of the game

>I don't know what raids are: the post

Of course raiding parties get btfo by much larger defensive forces. When they decided to invade, not just raid, vikings went balls deep on england and weren't repelled for a whole century.

just play the open beta for yourself tomorrow. why do you need others to sell you on it when you can play it

Only a few of those were raiding parties and the Raider is literal the strongest viking and "has the body of a god"

I intend to. But i also would like some opinions other than my own too. since its a lot of money

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brissarthe

Was an invasion and they lost shitter.

The main gimmick of the game is the three-directional "stance" system. Switching between these stances (right, left and top) changes the direction of your attacks and also blocks attacks coming from those directions.

So you'll have to constantly keep an eye on your stance and the stance of your enemy so you are prepared to defend yourself and attempt to get past their defenses.

It is a sort of rock-paper-scissors system, in the best possible way.

i'm shocked this game has indoctrinated so many before it's even been released. calm down buddy boy

i know! either there are a bunch of shills here or its legit that good. I'm honestly not sure which and its making me itch to try it out or just full on jump in the gold edition

>tfw no Roman/Easter Roman faction

Did you even read that article?

>The Frankish army succeeded in intercepting the Danes before they reached their boats on the Loire River. The Danes attempted to take refuge in a church, but the Franks besieged them. During the night, the Danes attempted to escape. During the ensuing battle, Robert was killed, Ranulf mortally wounded by an arrow, and Hervé injured. With the loss of their leaders, the Franks had to retreat. In 867, Charles the Bald entered negotiations with Salomon and recognised him as King of Brittany. He conceded the Cotentin and possibly the Avranchin to the Breton. Hastein continued to ravage the Loire Valley for many more years. He and his forces attacked Bourges in 867, Orléans in 868, and Angers in 872

In short, the franks retreated from that battle and later conceded land to the bretons, while the danes continued their raids.

MOAR WEBMS PLS

It's shit. Play the open beta and you'll see.

I was only able to play the closed beta on the last day. So i played it for 10 hours straight and am hyped for more. If you like fighting games, competitiveness where it comes down to skill. If you enjoy a challenge, dont lose your head when you get shitmixed. You will like this game.

Frankly, the e-celeb faggots that played knights just weren't as good as the e-celeb faggots that played vikings

So many wardens not using their zone attack
So many guarbreaks unteched
Not even one feint, as far as I've seen so far

Elimination looks like a lot of fun though.

>They lost
>Article describes how they won, even though their enemies were the ones who got the drop on them

>dash towards him
>bait the heavy attack
>block it then guard break
literally every time

they ruined the game after the voice acting update years ago, i don't get it.

ODIN BIDS US PEACE

I mean how could she not??

Disgusting Vik*ng """women"""

For Honor looks like fun, but my shitty PC can't run it. What other good swordy smashy fighty bashy games are out there with a decently active community? Chivalry is dead.

>t. achmed

I think mount and blade?