Reminder that Kingdom Hearts is a metaphor for teenage sexual awakening

Reminder that Kingdom Hearts is a metaphor for teenage sexual awakening.

Then why does it attract kissless neckbeard virgin losers who love anime and Disney

What a cheap overdone metaphor for jailbait molestors to get their jollies off of, then. What does it even mean to nonteenagers besides that?

With how many millions of copies sold there must be a fuck ton of pedos that buy this crap.

people who missed the teenage sexual awakening boat

>sexual awakening.
teens is pretty late for that

>you will never feel Namine's huge feet on your dick

Oh shit that's me.
Except KH is only liked by nostalgiafags.
The only reason KH is celebrated so much is because people played it and enjoyed it as kids, and they're riding the nostalgia trip. It has nothing to do with manchildren who missed out on sex.

>the first game became extremely popular when I was around 13 or 14
>was one of two boys who was friends with a girl
>the sora/riku/kairi romance triangle always used to give me a deep, wistful kind of pain
>eventually my friends fall in love and move away
>haven't seen them since high school
>still a KHV

Did Sora woke up more worlds or something?

Why is it with the Japanese that the most common metaphor they use is "OMG teenager sexual awakening" or "coming of life of a teenager", it's always a goddamn teenager. It's not even deep or clever or meaningful beyond your teenage life and for most people who can't even get laid because they're unattractive and nobody wants to have sex with them it's even less than nothing, so it's even more fucking retarded. It's stupid and not deep and doesn't apply to but a fraction of the people it's addressing, and it only ever attracts perverts who just want some underage girl action. Coming of age, more like cum on underage, because that's all it really represents, some disguised ephebophilia garbage. The important part of your life isn't even becoming a teenager, it's becoming an adult because that's when your lifestyle really changes.

Unless you listen to fucking doujins which then you have sex when you turn 14 or whatever.

KH's target audience is people just becoming teens, so it's definitely appropriate. I don't see what the issue is.

ATTRACTIVE teenagers, anyway, the ones that can find girlfriends and such. Or just guys who feel like jacking off to what's her face Kari.

Only played 1 & 2 back on the ps2 but i dropped the series after that scene with the 2 dudes on the top of the clock tower slurping sea salt icecreams and saying some really gay shit to each other

Creepy af

Nigger the Kingdom Hearts crowd growing up was always weebs and fujos with emo hair, they defintiely weren't attractive but they still managed to find love. Stop projecting your shortcomings onto the game.

Keep believing user. Your time will come, you are destined for more.

Mmm Aqua

I like KH, I'm attractive, and I have never styled my hero in any sort of emo fashion.

Then tell OP that his reminder only matters to underage posters on this board.

I'd let her awaken my sexuality if you know what I'm sayin'.

You can awaken Kingdom Hearts within yourself. You know what you must do.

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No it's a metaphor for milking franchises.

Because becoming an adult in Japan means assimilating into their salaryman system and repeating it until you die. Being a teenager is the last exciting thing for the Japanese, which is why every anime is about high schoolers and every JRPG is about special snowflake teenagers.

>feet made for sex
>no good lewd pics

hang yourself foot fag

That just makes you Riku, the only cool one

Nah, I am good.
There's plenty cute feet beside Namine's.

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Nice fanfiction.

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that explains the fandom

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I want her to catch me checking out her spats!

I just now realized that.

>Sup Forums believing this sourceless garbage
Lol

>a 13-year-old girl will never let you smell her feet

>sourceless
You dont need a source for a person interpretation

Oh it's just some English major dropout trying to be clever. Carry on then.