I love consoles they're so simple to plug in and play and you don't have to upgrade it or fuck with confusing options...

>I love consoles they're so simple to plug in and play and you don't have to upgrade it or fuck with confusing options and you know your console won't be outdated for 4-6 years
>Buy console
>60 GB day one patches
>Firmware updates
>on disc DLC only available months after the game comes out
>Games run like shit
>DON' WORRY HERE'S THE SUPER HARDCORE CONSOLE A FEW YEARS LATER FOR YOU TO BUY AT FULL PRICE A FEW YEARS LATER
>Buy Super Hardcore Mega console
>SOME games run better when the devs go back to tweak some things for the new console
>Pick between 60FPS 720p or fake 4k and 30FPS
>Don't worry your regular console is still relevant
>release a BOOST MODE that makes almost all games run way better

>Man consoles are so simple you just plug and play

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The target audience is children who don't know how computers work/will accept absolutely any bullshit they do

operating systems on consoles were a mistake

Haha

Oh look, another Xboner Pajeet thread shitting on PlayStation.

Kill yourself retard

At least he likes Deus Ex

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>what about
>onegame

retarded just like android faglords and their hate for the Apple master race. Sony is glorious

Keep shitposting, it's delicious.

I don't honestly care what people play on but if the excuse is "because PC is too complicated" than that person is mentally retarded.

Even a 12 year old kid can put together a PC and set things up operate it as intended.

>Even a 12 year old kid can put together a PC
In fact 12 year old kids are the only ones who actually do that.

Can't you answer in a semi-intelligent manner at least? Is this suppose to be "bait"?

Is it an insult to you that you wouldn't be able to put together simple components that fit like an IKEA furniture and install an OS with drivers?

How new are you?
No grown up adult puts together a "Gaming PC" to play Minecraft on it.
That's what YouTube shills and middle schoolers do exclusively.

This is why we're heading into another crash, at least Nintendo was smart enough to jump ship before things got out of hand by going handheld only (Switch).

I love consoles they're so simple to plug in and play.
>You do have to upgrade it every 1-2 years but never fuck with confusing options but you do need to know your console will be outdated before launch.
>Buy console.
>Day one patches are uncommon and they're always less then 1GB if they do show up.
>Firmware updates.
>DLC is real DLC 90% of the time, on card/disc/file DLC rarely shows up and even if it does it only takes up 10% of the game at most and is 100% optional.
>Games run like silk.
>DON'T WORRY HERE'S THE SUPER HARDCORE DOCK A FEW MONTHS LATER FOR YOU TO BUY AT TWO THIRDS THE PRICE A FEW MONTHS LATER
>Buy Super Hardcore Mega DOCK
>MOST games run better as the devs go back to tweak some things for the new DOCK, also bye bye 900p 30FPS
>Pick between 60FPS 720p or 1080p 60FPS WITH NO DROPS
>Don't worry your regular console is still relevant, due to being a tablet.
>Release a GAME PAD for games that need the Switch's touch screen in dock mode, also is one of those special capacitive touch screens that has it's own special stylist (think of those expensive Wacom drawing monitors, but at a fraction of the price) so that things like Miiverse and drawing programs continue to live on on the Switch once the 3DS has been discontinued.

>Man consoles are so simple you just plug and play.

So they werent tombs, but ancient consoles?
Holy shit, i believe in ancient gamer aliens now.

>12 years olds can afford $300-$1200 gaming PC

>Overwatch
>ultrafast
I'm supposed to trust the opinion of a man who is clearly mentally challenged?

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>Be born 18 years after the video game crash of 1983
>Argue that there is going to be another on an Eskimo Sticker Collection Forum

I was born 7 years after 1983.

Or
>Assemble entire PC with parts costing twice as much at least
>Forced to use Steam
Nah, I'll stick with my consoles for now. It's not worth it.

But that guy was correct, consoles are for children and people who want them exclusives.
What's wrong with that? I bought 3ds for literary two games from the same series.

>forced to use PSN or XBL
>forced to use PS4OS or XBOS
>$60 a year for online
>$60 per game
>crap sales

>>Forced to use Steam
>not being forced to pay for psn
>>Assemble entire PC with parts costing twice as much at least
you got what you pay for

>Forced to use Steam

Except that you're not

But i don't get why you wouldnt want to, it's no sifferent from having a PSN/Microsoft account on your playstation/xbox

I have multiple PSN accounts and its a lot different than Steam

>it's another PC gamer has to justify their purchase by chastising what other people choose to spend their money on thread

mad

>not part of the pc + ps4 master race

please user

It's a Xbone pajeet. New shilling campaign going.

>t. poorfag

Pro is ugly as sin horizontal but it's okay if you stand it vertically and at an angle like in all the promo shots.

>doesn't come with stand
REEEEEE

...

You clearly never worked on IT or had to deal with teaching tech to other people. Most people can't do jack shit with computers unless it's spoon fed to them.

You don't even need to go that far. Just browse PC game forums. They have entire categories just for people that can't get their shit working.

Even for PC fats that think that know shit about computers, and even have degrees in CS, it's not uncommon to find that they are just repeating shit like parrots and spreading misconceptions and the moment something out of the normal happens they'll be as clueless as most people.

>release a BOOST MODE that makes almost all games run way better
This is incredible. They literally had to wait 3 years for the games to be patched. But lol you have to buy a new console for the patch!

>pc + shitty pc
>master anything

Master race: PC
Enhanced master race: its pc+nintendo
Supreme master race: pc + an actual hobby like sports/literature/painting/etc

Reminder.

I actually like the triple stack design of the Pro

How so?

...

This image might have been made for laughs, but if sony actually made a modular console where you can just add an extra processor stack every few years, it'd be pretty cool.

No that would absolutely suck dick

Then why is it that every child I have known always prefers consoles?

You know you can justify your purchase just by saying your friends play on that platform or you were interested in the exclusives, you don't have to defend anything if you're having fun.
But you don't know what friends or fun is, do you?

>Implying I want motion controls
>Implying 2000+ games are all RTS of FPS
>What is dolphin
>What is CEMU
>What is valve
>Implying I don't want to buy games from the comfort of my own chair
>What is the steam link
>youtube.com/watch?v=lslcH-T1E0o
PC master race.

>Forced to use Steam
10/10 lmao

>Or finished games that don't require patches

PC has every single one of those things tho.

>I bought a console for two games

And this is why the industry gets away with all the ass-raping, retarded shit it pulls. Idiots like this who buy a console for "literary" two games.