WOW Sup Forums what the fuck?

WOW Sup Forums what the fuck?

Toad literally tells you the levels are in the paintings!

why is that meme "how is mario supposed to know" still alive then?

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Who the fuck talks to the god damn toad?

Someone who wants stars

>it's an Egorapter and DSP are absolute casual shit at Nintendo games episode

Or you just jump straight into the wobbly paintings, because for some reason you assume you can jump into them.

Why wouldn't you?

how is mario supposed to know to talk to toad?

my question is why were the toads mostly invisible, doesn't help me want to talk to them

I mean I did as a child sure, but I never could figure why they were transparent

first note floating in midair

it says press B to read signs or talk to npc

how the hell does a toad head color get decided?

PARALLEL UNIVERSES

are you trying to pull a berenstain?

maybe to make you curious so you go and check on them?

its genetic, they're born that way

how was i supposed to know that the paintings were inside those doors

>get a Saturn
>play Sonic Jam
>open world is miniscule and has no redeeming gameplay
>get an N64
>play Mario 64
>open world is miniscule and has no redeeming gameplay
>blow it off for months
>friend tells me you can enter paintings
Fuck you Sonic Jam

why did you not read what Toad had to say?

Toad doesn't say you can enter paintings and I'm too retarded to figure things out. I just want my motor skills tested.

it does

the next message is "start from the bomb painting"

it doesn't tell you to JUMP into the paintings though
also 'and walls' is misleading, the first room is painted like a landscape, yet if jump into the walls here nothing happens
makes people think jumping doesn't work

Toad said "AND WALLS" because the portals to some levels were literal walls.

how the fuck was I suppose to realize that i'm supposed to read that? This game just ASSUMES I can read? And no, I can't read what I'm typing, I can write, but I cant read

>it doesn't tell you to JUMP into the paintings though

yes it does

It doesn't say jump in the paintings though. Like I said, I just want games to test my motor skills, and after playing g sonic jam I just figured the overworld was all the game had to offer

it's not a sign it's literally text in front of your face

you don't have to do anything

try again memester

>Yes it does
>It doesn't

>game tells you what to do
Fuck off with this casual tutorial shit

like
said
nobody assumes a painting is a fucking portal

How are you supposed to know what a Bob-omb looks like?

not him, but i remember emulating mario 64 back when i was a tard and i still knew the paintings were in the levels.

You are supposed to watch the movie first.

Do any of them get you high?

>there is only one NPC in the game.
>Why would i talk to him?

Man.

My eight year old self figured it out right away. Sorry about your brain.

huhuhu
how did u know to play the game??

edit: thanx 4 gold ^^

>played this when I was young
>never had any issues because i'm not retarded
>feelsgood.jpg

yeah right
like with every game, people just waited for nintendo power to explain BS to them
that's how devs got away with never explaining shit and other poor design choices, like these paintings

It's a complicated and brutal class system.

youre a fucking moron kys lad

no, back in those days people just expected the player to have common sense and not be retarded.

if you were playing on the NES nobody told you A jumps and B runs, or even how to move left and right. you just have to be, like, not retarded and wait for the game to give you specific instructions on what to do

Congratulations on finding that Sup Forums is underaged and scream LOL DIDN'T READ XD
Now, Rev it up scatman
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except manuals tell you what each button does

Are you implying kids have the attention span to read all that shit?

>this nigga still mad because he was too dumb to figure out even the slightest fucking thing

here's your (you)

WAHOOO

>hyperactive kids need manuals to learn how to operate a controller with 2 buttons to play a 2D sidescroller
we all know you're trolling, but step it the fuck up

Some used to, even if english is not in their native language.

How were you supposed to know how to connect the N64 to the TV?

Yeah most 7 year olds are

>hyperactive kids
I think you meant the exact opposite?
either way, if you ever watched AVGN you'd know that a manual can be important

The real answer is because when you get close to the paintings they ripple like water, so it makes it feel like you can jump in

common sense?
seeing a painting as a portal is not common sense, that's the issue

nigga if a painting rippled like water

I'd steer the fuck away from it

nomsayin?

How dumb are you?

This entire thread is a trolljob I assume.

I remember being a kid with my brother goofing around when starting the Mario 64 file. I was merely 6 years old, he was 9, and after wandering around the castle and overworld for 20 minutes we finally decided to try going into the rooms and jumping around. Just merely touching the painting sends ripples so we knew immediately we could jump in.

you do realize you are using a malware version of that emulator ?

I mean, the manual straight up tells you as well. (Different colours indicate who's talking but you're gonna have to guess)
"Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly, Princess Toadstool."

"Wow, an invitation from Peach! I'll head out right away. I hope she can wait for me!"
Mario is so excited to receive the invitation from the Princess, who lives in the Mushroom Castle, that he quickly dresses in his best and leaves right away.

"Hmmm, something's not quite right here... It's so quiet..."
Shaking off his uneasy premonition, Mario steps into the silent castle, where he is greeted by the gruff words,

"No one's home! Now scram! Bwa, ha, ha."
The sound seems to come from everywhere.

Who's there?! I've heard that voice somewhere before..."
Mario begins searching all over the castle. Most of the doors are locked, but finding one open, he peeks inside. Hanging on the wall is the largest painting he has ever seen, and from behind the painting comes the strangest sound that he has ever heard...

"I think I hear someone calling. What secrets does this painting hold?"
Without a second thought, Mario jumps at the painting. As he is drawn into it, another world opens before his very eyes.

And so begins the grandest of all adventures!

Once inside the painting, Mario finds himself in the midst of battling Bob-ombs. According to the Bob-omb Buddies, someone...or something...has suddenly attacked the castle and stolen the "Power Stars". These stars protect the castle; with the stars in his control, the beast plans to take over the Mushroom Castle.

To help him accomplish this, he plans to convert the residents of the painting world into monsters as well. If nothing is done, all those monsters will soon begin to overflow from inside the painting.

1/2

It is common sense though, especially since the game tells you directly.

it did not ask me to install other crap tho

"A plan this maniacal, this cunning...this must be the work of Bowser!"
Princess Toadstool and Toad are missing, too. Bowser must have taken them and sealed them inside the painting. Unless Mario recovers the Power Stars immediately, the inhabitants of this world will become Bowser's army.

"Well, Bowser's not going to get away with it, not as long as I'm around!"
Stolen Power Stars are hidden throughout the painting world. Use your wisdom and strength to recover the Power Stars and restore peace to the Mushroom Castle.

"Mario! You are the only one we can count on."


I always assumed the "How were you meant to know" stuff was a joke.

2/2

They removed the adware because a lot of people got mad as fuck.

That's why cowards like you will never know what Peach's cake tastes like.

>Hanging on the wall is the largest painting he has ever seen, and from behind the painting comes the strangest sound that he has ever heard...
>
> "I think I hear someone calling. What secrets does this painting hold?"
> Without a second thought, Mario jumps at the painting. As he is drawn into it, another world opens before his very eyes.


DELETE THIS

The manual literally tells you this. RTFM

well making it an adware was a dumb idea from the very beggining

they could have just simple asked for donations

>talking to ghosts

I don't talk to spooks in any situation. Why would you?

I'm white?

They do all the time, but most people don't give a fuck. You can just buy a flashcart and a n64 and play everything without shitty bugs. The emulator is only for porfags that don't want to pay anything to play, so much less donate.

ofc i watched avgn. yes, cryptic games with RPG elements, sure, but not mario. it's down to experimentation. the game still tells you to go to the castle (which it doesn't have to unless you're retarded), you walk into the door WITH THE STAR, then there's only a painting there and nothing else. by experimenting, you do like the only move that you know, jump, and jump inside the painting, and there you go

This.
Were they cursed?

How the fuck was I supposed to know to jump on the goomber?

Just walking into the wall makes the painting jiggle. That's a huge context clue.

That was the funniest response you could have possibly had to that comment and you don't even know why

hahahaha you dumb FUCK.

Spooks as in feds? Spooks as in blacks? or Spooks as in ghosts?

They say that Bowser trapped them in the castle walls, but obliviously you just skipped the fucking text.

>reading

wow nerd I'm trying to play a videogame not a book

>people on Sup Forums LITERALLY had trouble figuring out shit like jumping into the paintings in Mario 64 and tries to talk about video games like they know something

The manual literally tells you to jump into the paintings. The box art depicts him doing this.

What did you do on the car ride home? You read the fucking manual.

They probably pop up so they don't affect the game's framerate and performance.

>walk up to the suspicious painting
>touch the wall
>wall ripples
>hmm
>jump
wow.

>people on Sup Forums LITERALLY don't know that spooks has like 3 distinct meanings.

Then why are you here? you have to read a lot of words, Bowser. Leave and never come back.

I vaguely remembered that, I read all the text, but I don't see how "trapping them in the walls" == "is invisible sometimes"

how the hell were you supposed to know this was an enemy? like who the hell's gonna jump on that? nobody, not on their first try.

Unfunny people recycle memes.

Also, in case you haven't noticed, Sup Forums, and most boards on Sup Forums, are actually getting bombarded by the same threads over and over and over again by only a few supremely autistic anons.

All they do all day is post the same shit. And everyone just follows along, because no one has a name, so there is no one to blame. But you can see it in the posting patterns. The same images, the same texts, the same sentence structures. A lot of the threads get made by the dozens in only a few hours. They're relentless.

Sup Forums is pretty much groomed and controlled by a few unseen users. There's nothing the mods can do. And this site will forever be shit until these people die.

How else would they represent that they are trapped? at the end of the game, they are completely solid.

Wait, people really bitch about this? I figured this shit out when I was 9 and didn't even talk to the toad. I wandered around until I got to that room and figured the painting was of importance considering it's smack dab in the middle of the room and I hadn't seen a painting anywhere else in the castle up to that point. Then I pressed my face against it, saw it moved, and then proceeded to jump into it. Done.

I put a kid that had never touched videogames to play SMB
He died the first time, then learned to jump the second.

You mean like Nemesis?

Sup Forums is a social experiment.

Are you saying this thread is a spook?

We didn't have the internet back then, of course no one bitched about it.

maybe people should stop posting in these threads then
it isn't just the OP that's the problem

FUCKING SPOOKS STOP RUINING MY WEBSITE

>Sup Forums is pretty much groomed and controlled by a few unseen users. There's nothing the mods can do. And this site will forever be shit until these people die.
>implying these shitposting methods aren't passed on to newfag kids trying to fit in
it doesn't actually end user

You mean a ghost?

You can't stop people from posting in the threads. You also can't stop people from samefagging. You have to cut the problem off at the source, or it will never get better.

>We didn't have the internet back then

>Sup Forums is pretty much groomed and controlled by a few unseen users.

Or, just maybe, this site is an anonymous imageboard filled with retards, autists, and chldren.
It's not a few users, it's the nature of this shithole. Reposting and shitposting endlessly, hell even the memes are just reposts upon reposts these days.
What gets popular gets posted again, simple.

no i mean not real in the abstract sense of mattering. though i guess cia meaning applies as well.

Fuck. People don't even care anymore about hiding that they're underage.

You know ruggarell right? Proven ban evader and spammer. Hangs out on the archives and brags about spamming. This guy is known, and sometimes you can spot him. But he's just one with a name. There are more like him. You can see it in the post patterns. Like when certain types of threads get shotgunned on the board all at once. There's no way 12 different people thought to post pepe and a greentext about video game cliches, all within 30 minutes of each other. But it happens.