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i work in the press i dont need one but now compelled not to go and be squished by all the fat neckbeards and weaboos

Whats the point of going?

It's like going to disney world. You spend 2 hours waiting in line to play a game for 10 minutes tops. Except no one else gives a fuck.

I assume this will be similar to gamescom so I would recommend to not get a ticket at all. Standing in line fpr 3 hours to watch a trailer or play 5 minutes of a game is just a horrible waste of time

>It's like going to disney world. You spend 2 hours waiting in line to play a game for 10 minutes tops.

How is that anything like Disney World?

>going to E3
>not shitposting in the live chat with Sup Forums after watching Band Geeks
Come on now

some of you guys are alright, don't go to e3

>Whats the point of going?

Don't forget all the neckbeards that don't fucking bath are gonna be here too. Smelling like fucking doritos and mountain dew.

>never went to disney world

>work in the press
>writes like a 5yo

Sounds about right

Think how much money they could have by having Platinum tickets that let you bypass queues or play early or something.

$1000 easy

This is the best feeling at an amusement park. Getting ahead of all the snot nosed brats and riding two or three times and passing them again and again is so god damn satisfying.

Sup Forums ROAD TRIP, LET'S DO THIS

WHO'S IN?

>Sup Forums
Fuck off reddit.

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>smelling like doritos an mt dew
more like sweat and dried cum

Why would you go to an event that's basically a huge advertisement?

once upon a time the son I used to run with some others, we got E3 press passes, nobody went. That was the year Kotaku didn't.

It sounds like you are the one that's never been to Disney world. Only retards wait in line that long.

I am a fat fuck, kinda obese. You smell like sweat because you sweat like a fucking pig when you are obese, even if you shower 5 minutes before going to events.
And you smell because of the trash food you eat, too.

Hey I guess that's another thing it has in common with E3!

Journalists are crying over this. Delicious.

Where?

>muh youtube bucks going bye bye because everyone will already see the content
get a real job

Honestly, even if I was an amerifat, going to E3 sounds like hell. Watching the whole thing with Sup Forums while drinking milkshakes and eating homemade cinnamon rolls like I do every year sounds a lot more fun.

How do I make home made cinnamon rolls?

Give me your recipe.

Do you cook? Because it's not a entry level recipe, it's easy to get it wrong.

I baked a cake once, if that counts.

>Going to E3
I went there before once in 2014 since the company I work for ran a small booth for some crappy little gaymer accessories and let me tell you it's not worth it at all. The fucking smell is enough to knock out house pets, these nu-male fucks that currently make up the games press don't know how to take a shower, or they skip out on doing so in order to put more time into waiting in line to play demos. Lemme tell you right now those lines are way fucking longer than what you get in Safeway on Sundays after church with only a single checkout open, especially the ones for Nintendo. As much as Sonyggers would like to complain about that tidbit, all of the attendees practically flock to that corner of the show simply because it's fucking Nintendo. Even crappy Hyrule Warriors had a miles long line for it, I actually got the chance to waste my entire lunch break just being in that line sandwiched in between some balding schmuck browsing his phone like crazy and a fat chick that took selfies. That line barely fucking moved in the hour.

>$249 tickets

wew

Fuck that sounds mega comfy. I'll have to do that this year.

The question is, where to acquire the milkshakes. I'm not making my own. Hmmm Sonic, BK Lounge.

user stream yourself making cinnamon rolls

Step aside, "gamers"

Women are here, social justice is here and feminists are here for E3 now that it's public!

or I could just stay at home and get shitfaced while laughing at the miserable state of the industry.

its a fairly straightforward thing to make
>make yeast dough
>flatten dough
>spread cinnamon/sugar/butter mixture over it
>roll
>cut dough roll into pieces
>spread pieces on baking tray
>into the oven

E3 is becoming increasingly irrelevant, this is just their attempt at keeping people interested

It's caused by being fat and then totally losing your mind and losing tons of weight really fast

Look at people with bipolar disorder, mania, people who are addicted to speed like crack or meth

This. In fact my favorite thing about E3 is hanging out with other Sup Forumsirgins while leaving a Sup Forums3 tab open and a shitpost stream while eating snacks and laughing/getting mad at video games. I don't want to be around shill cucks who will applaud the latest Gears of Halo: Infinite Warfare.

why would you want to attend E3 in person? do you really want to wait in line for hours just to get to play a shitty demo for five minutes?

all the big announcements and presentations are streamed over the internet anyway. no point in sitting in a hall to watch a trailer on a screen when you could just stay at home and watch the trailer on your screen.

This.

Kotaku isn't the press. sorry.

E3 hasn't been worth it since 2006 more mobile companies and barely any swag. Unless you're VIP/Press you're not getting to see or play the majority of the good stuff. Also playing an unfinished game early will kill your hype unless its nothing short of amazing

>neckbeards
>E3
>a pro event
it smells like cheap pink hair dye and play doh

>250 burgers with taxes plus tip

No thanks.

Depends on the time of day, the time of year and the weather as to how long you wait in queue.

I know when I went to Florida a few years ago in July, the lines were fuckhuge in midday to late, but then we went really early and the lines were much shorter.

>not spending E3 on Sup Forums to scalp all the rare pepes.

Yeah plus it's way less fucking work to do when you can get pretty much the same exact information out of the streams as when going there yourself.

It's certainly nowhere near as fun as it used to be.

In any case I spoke to a buddy of mine who works for the convention center's Security and Guest Services department. This decision seems to be due to exhibitors renting less and less floor space. Last year most of the space was dedicated to VR shit. The only extravagant booth I saw was Capcom's haunted house for promoting RE7. With the shift to digital most of these developers/publishers can just send out their demo codes and stream their gameplay demonstrations to interested parties anyways.

E3 would have been amazing as fuck to go to about 10+ years ago when people actually got hype for games. Now you'll get some clapping or some cheers but nothing like when Twilight Princess was revealed or some shit.

I'd still like to go eventually just because it was a childhood dream but it'll never be what it was. I still get hype as fuck every year for E3 though.

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>cis guys keep checking me out

yeah lmao
in the same way we "check out" a tran wreck - we dont like what we see, and we wish it wasn't there, but we still have to look

Anybody know if these tickets are resalable? State of California got any laws against that?

Looking to take advantage of neckbeards and pic related by hewing them out of their hard earned shekels.

Pretty much what said. Here is my recipe if you want to try it tho
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Hope it helps.

Milkshakes are piss easy to make, just shake milk with icecream and ice.

what are you, a cuck? just buy the tickets and re-sell them you whiteboy

Why my man? Make them yourself, then you can eat them at the end of the experience.

East Bay bro here, I'm pretty sure you're able to resell any kind of show tickets so long as they aren't labeled for specific individuals.
Also we just started getting those coinstar gift card exchange machines in the area, all these fucking itunes and starbucks cards are finally useful to me now

>waiting in line

What kind of idiot goes to disney world without getting VIP?

E3 is the most fun and most shit period to be on Sup Forums