Yep

yep

Really made me think

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haha

Haha! That was funny...

wheres the video games?

I play minimum 4 hours a day

It's missing the part where comic man's parents express their disgust and disappointment after descending into the basement to pick up the laundry and bottles.

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this one

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>TFW went job searching for my first job today

>no references at all
>it's been a day and they haven't called for interview

Fucking kill me

>I have

B^U

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>tfw I have a job interview in 2 hours
>Been here for 5 hours
>Too cold outside to ride my bike

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breh

>not shitposting constantly
This fag is clearly doin Sup Forums wrong

this but in a university lecture hall

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i've been so bored and frustated lately
what do you suggest me dr.Sup Forums?

is this loss

play fucking videogames faggot

Vidya

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First job is always hardest.

You got to just carpet bomb everything. Apply everywhere. Target, Wal-mart, Lowe's, Home Depot, every store in the mall, fast food, fucking everything.

Shit sucks, flipping burgers, but if you nail that down for a couple months people are way more willing to hire ya.

t. store manager that does the hiring. I hate to say it but I will never hire someone that doesn't have a previous job even though the job I hire for is literally the easiest job ever. I will totally hire someone that has only worked at McDonalds though as long as it's been a few months.

basic social interaction

so relatable

Feminine penises and Skyrim Special Edition

Hah, I don't shower.

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Masturbate

>start up game
>play for 20 minutes
>"what's the fucking point?"
>quit
>repeat every single day

Go take a brief walk. Nothing to wear you out, but just take a long lap around the neighborhood.

Come back, hop on google, and dig up a recipe to cook. Doesn't have to be hard or expensive. Just google 'easy chicken recipes' or something. Make a list, go shopping, cook, have a good dinner, then play a little vidya before bed.

I love how you just assume he's applying for a burger-flipping tier job

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>tfw clinical depression
>can't get into anything
>load up game play maybe 30 minutes before exiting out
>browse Sup Forums

>bought into the master race meme
>$1000 gaming PC
>don't even play vidya gaem anymore

I know that feel

>I'm bored, I better cook some rando mrecipe
10/10 guide on how to become a fatty

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That's a left arm

>implying I'm left-handed

>Play 20 minutes
>This game is boring, better start making game/video/art
>20 minutes of doing nothing later
>Well, I worked well, I think I can take a quick break
>Repeat

>being a normie rightfag
lmao

No one seems to care about it all being heads in the other one

5

You've given away the perverse context in this one, now the shock value is ruined.

>Straight up tells him to get a little exercise, get out of the house, and do something for himself
>LOL LOOK AT THIS FAT ASS

Did it hurt, what ever hit you in the head to make you this retarded?

>have microwave PC
>no consoles
>retarded so spend all of my time studying instead of playing vidya
>no drivers license
>no job
>actively avoid discussing vidya IRL because nobody shares your tastes

What are some hobbies? I just can't use videogames as social leverage anymore.

Same. Sometimes just clicking play feels like so much effort.

anal vore isnt even that bad desu. the subway one fits much better.

>tfw have job
>hate it
>hate it more than i thought was possible to hste something
>learn to hate the average person walking in to buy something
>apply for military
>love it

Honestly, more people should go in, shit's cash money compared to retail

I'm not. I'm telling him to just apply fucking everywhere, including burger flipping jobs.

That's typically most people's first job anyway. Flipping burgers or straightening shelves.

someone typed this down

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>walking is exercise
>walking where you specifically told him not to strain himsels is exercise
loving every laugh
stay fat

>ugly 3/10 beta male
Sorry, bro. I'm 5/10 normie.

That fucking picture

ARISE
Oh user trust me it gets worse

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People who apply to your store, you mean
Not everyone is a high school dropout

>tfw can masturbate to this

Meh, seen it before.

I'm not even offended or disgusted

I just want to know what do people find arousing about this

everytime i feel bad about having a fetish, i always think
"at least it's not bad as this"

>there are people who jerk off to this

Haha! That was funny.

These threads always make me so happy. Whenever I think I've fucked up big time or feel like a failure I only have to click these threads to find a bunch of way more sad people..
Sup Forums, you are my Anthony Burch

I'm at least a 6.5
maybe a 7

eyy how do you know me so good user?
Do you stalk me?
Time to call the police

I assume it's like every other fetish, i.e. unexplainable
I mean that even works for normal stuff, could you explain why you like tits and ass?

This is me

You should check out these places called /d/ and /trash/.

>tfw shit like this doesn't even phase you any more
not sure if this is a blessing or a curse

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>he jizzes when he dies
>he licks his poo body
>his ear piercing is in the poo(thought it was corn at first)

>He's still an ugly beta.

Sorry, user, you're the minority now. This is normie central.

>feeling bad for having a fetish
Fuck that noise, I have accepted who I am. Though i agree, at least i don't enjoy turning into literal shit

Like how the fuck
For real, i will never understand any vore fetish, and I've come to terms with that, but turning into shit? Nah, someone needs to explain that right now

>could never kill myself because I know that my parents and sister would have to mourn me
>tfw pretending everything is fine while I quietly wait for the day I finally get hit by a truck or die in my sleep or something else beyond my control
any day now lads

Tfw work 60-72 hour weeks and try to work out 1.5-2hrs a day and barely any time for vidya. Grass is always greener...

it was that image ages ago that has made me unphased
that and the unclit(pictures and webms)

Jesus died for this.

JUST FUCKING STOP PLEASE, YOU'RE HITTING WAY TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT

Well then

Because I'm chemically inclined to like women and to want to fuck them, so their features excite me.

>take a walk
>when outside is freezing

but i appreciate the thoughtful reply

pretty sure Jesus didn't have a scat furry fetish user

>9 A.M.

Try again.

caught me red handed 2bh

If he ate corn and then became her poo, would there be corn in her poo?

I can't understand why anyone would want to work for more than thirty hours a week.

more like brown handed

this guy gets it