Why hasnt there been a Falksland War game made yet

why hasnt there been a Falksland War game made yet

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Britbongs have to understand the UK is much less relevant to the world than they think it is.

going around telling everyone that everything was invented by brits isn't going to make it true either.

>argies
>white
it'd be a fun game to play

>Britbongs have to understand the UK is much less relevant to the world than they think it is.

It's the most recent conventional war that has been fought to date, regardless of the antagonists.

Because it was a very short, one sided conflict

In which brave Argentinians fended off the evil English

project reality recently got falklands maps.

This.

Especially now that UK left EU they are just a small island in the corner of Europe, their future being USA's little bitch.

>t. Niko Slavovic

Boring war.

There has

Becuase it's a boring, windy rock in the middle of nowhere.

No one really cares

Just boring and fueled by greed

>w-we didn't even want that c-crappy island anyway!

t. Argie Bargie scum

Hello fritz, how are the immigrant rape squads?

t. tanned german

>snaggle tooth bongs kick the shit out of poor spic/niggers

Boring.

>In which brave Argentinians fended off

Wrong

I'm pretty sure Argentine cares about the islands for nationalist reasons, like the UK does, but what the other user said still holds true: the island has terrible living conditions and under 3000 inhabitants who rely on fishing. Nobody really cares about the mindless headbashing of two intellectual patriot midgets.

>fueled by greed
Because there are so few wars that are fueled by greed

>Britbongs fight off 3rd world """white""" monkies
>Get absolutely btfo
>submarines fucked
>brits think they kill argie, actually just shot a whale

Hey look, two uneducated rural voters.

This one was in particular

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Lmao can't believe how easy it is just screencapped that shit

>subhuman argie niggers can't even control a little island next to them
>big o' evil whitey has to travel all the way from home and fix things yet again

lol. iraq and afghanistan wars don't matter? then russian invasion of georgia in 2008 and russian invasion of ukraine in 2015.

You're mistaking war with pest control.

more brits died from pests than fighting an actual army! what next? you gonna lose to some birds that can't even fly?

Rule Britannia

youtube.com/watch?v=BPab6Hhk9Rw

>conventional

fighting guerrillas and insurgents isn't conventional war

As a Brit, let me just say one thing to all my Argentinian bros:

The Falklands will always be ours and you will NEVER, EVER get them back. The natives there want to be under our rule because we are civilized unlike you subhuman creatures.

That is all.

That'll win them over!

Splendid.

it would be boring

>Samba! Serpentine!

fucking keked

>natives
They're the descendants of british settlers lol, it's an island of white Europeans that Argentina thought it could get away with occupying

>ITT EUcucks trembling in fear that they've lost our contribution to their little shitty union

lmao

I hope that notion keeps you warm at night as more and more migrants wash in.

>fighting guerrillas and insurgents isn't conventional war
sounds like an excuse for getting a lot of people killed by "savages". something a loser would say.

>This thread is going to trigger some argentos

A TOMAR POR CULO Cachacos DE MIERDA.

1. Tiny war
2. Featuring two countries not exactly known for their fearsome militaries (not anymore at least)
3. Not a clear case of good vs. evil despite Argentinian aggression because Brits are still slightly embarrassed by their imperialism, especially in this case because the other country is now a democracy, and because the main reason the UK holds onto the island is oil and gas, which isn't exactly a noble cause

France next.
Then total EU collapse.
Uncuck yourself France, you can do it.

>2. Featuring two countries not exactly know for their fearsome militaries

I'm glad you said that when WW2 was more or less a war between Germany-Japan and USA-Soviets. Brits more or less just hanged around, first ran away with French and then attacked later with Americans under the illusion of badassness.

>yfw when Argentina tries to claim they aren't a third world country

>2. Featuring two countries not exactly known for their fearsome militaries (not anymore at least)

i'm not even british but come on. UK soldiers are historically famous for having quality soldiers. they don't have a lot men to work with when 1/4 of the UK is made up of sheep shaggers at any given time that's scotland in case youre wondering.

RIIIIIIIIICHARD

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What you're saying is right to some extent because by the time of WW2 Britain was a a shadow of its former self militarily, but you should give Britain more credit for holding out for as long as it did without direct intervention by the USA, because if they hadn't the war might have been won by Germany.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conventional_warfare
nope famalama, Burgers intervening in the Middle East isn't conventional war because jihadists don't have a formally recognized state or anything of the sort.
The British and Argentinian armed forces duking it out over some shitty island populated by a bunch of white dudes is conventional war because it's a fight between 2 states
Intervening in the Middle East or wherever isn't conventional war because guerrilas and insurgents aren't formally part of a state's armed forces

i thought Wales are the sheep fuckers.

>Quality

British military force has always relied on quantity, that's how they went to bully and commit some genocides during the British Empire. Back when France and Castile were the only big countries in Europe, obviously excluding HRE.

I would play it for a chance to kick british ass.

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You are misusing the term "third world". It doesn't mean a country is poor and useless, it means it's not allied with the United States nor the Soviet Union. In fact, the term "third world" is highly irrelevant nowadays.

shit yea

well i guess since i got it wrong, it's proof i'm not a UK shitposter.

when did these stupid meme get so popular
like in the last few months i started seeing some "WEELLLL ACHSHUALLLLY" *tips fedora* reply to every use of the term 1st, 2nd, or 3rd world online and even some random cuck a duck friend tried telling me that i live in a 3rd world country

it's not the cold war anymore, language changes over time, fuck off

>meme
well fine, keep being retarded and wrong then you plebian

The use of the 3 world model changed in the yeears after the collapse of the Soviet Union to refer to economic development instead of political affiliation. Technically both uses of the term are correct depending on context. Sociology isn't a concrete science and things are always changing as society changes. 20 years from now the developed/developing/undeveloped model is probably going to replace the 3 world terms but right now they're still acceptable.

>keep being retarded and wrong

Reminder that britcucks got their asses kicked hard by a third world country

>British military force has always relied on quantity, that's how they went to bully and commit some genocides during the British Empire

That's objectively totally untrue. Even when the British Empire was at it's peak the UK controlled 1/4 of the world with about 100k troops only

Your usage of the term is nearly 30 years out of date you fucking mongoloid.

Well when you're right next to your mainland and all you have to do is wait for the enemy to take a multiple day trip simply to get to the fight, that's hardly surpising.

Iraq 2003 was conventional

Brazil, India, China, Ireland, Austria, Sweden, Finland, and Switzerland are all third world countries.

>99.8%

If it were an FPS in the very first stage you would have killed and murdered more argentineans than in all the entire conflict.

fuck off argies

>70+ destroyed Argentinian jets not shown

Really made me think

Forget that, the first Gulf War was also since the Falklands.

I don't know what the fuck that guy was talking about.

Ignorant of turk cock maybe.

Also the fact that they stack up the Argie navy against the Royal Navy as if that's how the fighting was done, when it was actually land based jets and french missiles doing all that damage.

If they'd put anything from their navy out there it would've gone the way of the Belgrano.

Should just make up wars instead.
>Cold War Era Soviet union and United States must team up to fight space aliens that conquered China.
>Ace Combat's Strangereal
>Steel Battalions Alternate reality.
>etc

Fictional wars are the best wars.

weren't the bongs using semi-auto FAL's?
it would really only be fun if they included a "what if" level based around that excellent plan the british high command had about crashing transports full of SAS into an airport

>Cold War Era Soviet union and United States must team up to fight space aliens that conquered China.
What is this? Muv Luv?

This desu.
Besides, fantasy setting allows to holocaust fantasy species with no-one being offended.

This, British military forces have always been quality over quantity, we're not fucking russian. There's a reason why our armed forces train the majority of the rest of the developed or developing world's armed forces.

t. Fanz Muhammad

>4 small ships sunk, several small ships damaged with 80 sailors lost
versus
>one much larger ship with 323 sailors lost
Really made me ponder.
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the only thing "argentinians" deserve is a nuclear holocaust. The government spreads the idea that every one of their problems is caused by "muh falklands" or "british boogeymen" to cover up the fact that their own country is a pile of shit.

Hilarious britlel denial and assblast itt

Honestly? Good example. But I feel like a Muv-Luv spin off focused on BETA killing written by American Military instructors and shit like that would be neat.
It would be like Band of Brothers/Generation Kill but with mechs.

>two countries not known for their militaries
>Argintine Military Junta versus Cold War era Britain
How well known does a Military have to be?

ARA ARA
>323 - 80

>we're not fucking russian
nice meeme

las malvinas son inglesias

Why hasn't there been a Rhodesian Bush War game made yet? Would it be like playing Battlefield on Easy?

Not a maymay, educate yourself :)
If you can read :)
:)

It would make a good survival horror game.
So would colonial south African campaigns

It is you who should be educated, nigger.

Russians were the Zerg of real life last century.

Britain were the exact opposite of quantity over quality as that guy proposed, as an island nation we'd always had smaller militaries than our mainland neighbours, at the start of WW1 the British Expeditionary force were the only professional force involved, surrounded by countries that had much larger conscript forces.

They did for Wargame, Wargame AirLandBattle and Wargame Red Dragon. Fun fact, the Israelis have a tank in that game that wasn't officially released to the public until 2015.

It's the best AT gun in the game.

no u

Daily reminder Argentina would have won if they had more anti shipping Exocet missiles. Sadly they ran out of their stockpile and the French refused to deliver more.

anyone north of the thames and west of london fucks livestock desu

>would have won

No they wouldn't have. They lost 70 jets and still hadn't removed British air or naval power. Furthermore the British still had reserves en-route. But you're right about the missiles. Thatcher was going to nuke Buenos Aires had France carried on.

Based French.

You southerners are just jealous of our warm fluffy coats

>Its a "deficiencies of the American education system" episode

Or looking at it another way, they'd hardly have achieved anything if the french didn't give them top tier missiles.

And wouldn't have taken the islands in the first place if there was anything more than a token garrison to defend them.

And wouldn't be able to do anything approaching the reversed situation of retaking an island off the coast of britain.

There has been a Falklands war game.
Probably not what your after.

youtu.be/vx4w-ejKgqQ

It's based on the British naval forces shooting down Argentine aircraft during a battle known as Bomb Alley.

The first time a boat force has destroy any airforce.

we don't need them because we're somewhat warm

that's a lie it's been fucking freezing today