Tfw the team thanked me for healing and reviving them and said I looked cute while I used my sit emote

>Tfw the team thanked me for healing and reviving them and said I looked cute while I used my sit emote

Faggot

neat

Why are all support main have mental illness

Lucio and Ana > Mercy

>Why are all mercy main have mental illness

Ftfy

Dumb healslut.

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What a fucking loser

Holy shit blizzard really is cancer

1000% percent accurate

IF YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH THEN STOP MAKING HER USELESS

What's wrong with being a healslut?

Healsluts are dumb bimbos.

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reported ur thread kek.

>tfw you want to play Mercy but never do because she's legit the least useful healer

Blizz why

How do we fix Mercy?

More thicc.

You're a woman IRL tho. With a vagina.
You've got some nerve making a gay thread when you don't even have a penis.

>be healer
>team wins
>1 like
>no one says thanks

Give her an E
Maybe let her use her shift without a target but with a reduced distance just to make up for how fucking slow she is

>No one protects you
>Die
>"Why didn't you heal/revive me?"

FUCKING THIS

>get flanked by a stiff breeze
>die
>enemy moves kart to checkpoint on overtime
>genji main spams the "thanks" emote 18times

>be me
>do a pretty good "girl" voice to fuck with people over chat
>play mercy
>team is super grateful, say that I sound cute and I was really helpful (I suck)
>mfw this kind of turns me on
am I gay?

Depends.
Are you still turned on if a girl teammate says you're cute and helpful?
If so you're bi
If not you're gay

t. healwhore

As a mercy main, I'm really tempted to try this.

Shit the memes are true

>tfw the team yelled at our Mercy for not picking ana and said I looked cute doing my zarya emote

honestly seems fun

kevin is a faggot

L O N D O N

Are you a cute girl?

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It's not gay to aspire towards perfection.

No(t yet)

As a tank, I demand you post boipucci

you're a sick person. seek help

I would still let you suck my dick. It's not very big only 7in, but it's really thick.

>tfw enemy Winston always flanks your team to kill you first specifically

My roommate is sitting across from me, eating. If I pull out my phone and take a picture of my asshole, he'll think something is up. If boipucci is posted, it won't be mine.

Then you're not getting this dick

Seconded as a legit tank main

>8hrs winston

do you also thread barbed-wire through your urethra

Shit it's like a catch-22

Nobody did this you useless faggot.

I want a cute girl(male) to mouthfuck while they pocketheal me when I play Roadhog

I wish I could be that girl(male)

What do your lips look like?

you sound jealous a bunch of other dudes called this dude cute because he used the sit emoticon

Can we share? I'll go healing, you damage boost?

they're plump and pouty. ever since I was a kid people have said I had a girl mouth

I'd gladly take you two healwhores in.

what should we call you?

You'll do nicely

>solo healing
>die
>respawn trying to get back to the action
>people spamming HEAL ME

This thread is kind of gay.

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Master, sir, anything like that. Just not daddy.

yes sir

IF you two healcunts are good I'll even give you footjobs while we play

What kind of tank are you, faggot?

>playing as Ana
>offense teammate keeps going into buildings and not coming out
>I need healing!
>I need healing! (Critical health)
>"wtf ana heal"

>go into building later
>get stomped because flanking offense can't defend me and himself against the fuckoff tank
>rest of the team complains about not healing

This is why nobody likes playing healer.

Here's the rundown. I control my cumdumpters with an iron but fair fist. They do as they're told and keep my HP topped off and my cock in their mouth, they get a little treat. If they don't, they still get a mouthful of cock but they get the belt after.

I'm too shit to play any tank other than Roadhog

It's like you want to be dom but you don't know how

You do you my friend. I treat my healsluts like the valuable yet submissive objects that they are.

>has less than 20 hours with reinhardt
>thinks he's a tank main

We, true tank mains laugh at you.

You are a young and inexperienced tank

>Do some damn good healing
>On fire most of the time
>Try to heal the one dumass that thinks he's invincible running into a group while getting healed
>Complains after he dies

>healsluts
>valuable

lmfao
when you healwhores are ready for a real master, reply to this post

Not to mention a shitty one

Roadhog is barely a "tank"

I'm sorry but your waifus have left you

You are such a faggot you problably feel bad calling them sluts, holy shit is there a more beta tank than you

Screw that, less than 10 hours

You really can't call yourself a main anything

You are a main shitter

Her halo is the exact color of cheap gold-colored paint you see on christmas decorations and cheap costume props. That's not what gold looks like.

Healslut here, much rather be a good little mercy for these two than Step up your game, user

Are you a Winston main?

>No true Tank main fallacy

Ready, willing and able

You know your place. Good.

yes master

If you're good I'll let you watch as I get pounded by a real tank

If you're really good I might even let you touch your dick

Just cut to the chase and post boipussy

>People complain about lack of healers
>Get told that we have a Zen, me
>"Oh, okay"
I like Zen because I can be in the running for all 5 medals. Yeah I get focused down, but I can make it a risky proposition for almost all flankers.

This was mentioned in a youtube video I saw the other day:

>Combine Mercy's healing and damage boost into one stream, making it better to pocket a squishy DPS, increasing their effectiveness.

>When Mercy isn't targeting anyone she gets a percentage of the streams healing + damage (so maybe like half effectiveness healing + damage boost)

That would hopefully make up for the fact that she doesn't have the utility of other supports like Ana or Lucio, or the kill potential of supports like Zen or Symmetra.

Warmer.

But still cold.

If enough healsluts post, I'll show them my cock.

no one is protecting you because other healers can protect themselves while their team mates focus priority targets like retards who picked mercy.

the team isn't supposed to play around one player, thats how you lose pub games, by implanting this sort of importance on your pick that forces your teammates to play differently . dont play mercy if they cant protect you, dont play bastion if you dont have a rein to hide behind, don't play ana if theres only 1 tank and 3 flankers, simple as that

both of you email me, i only want one of you. ill keep whoever the better healslut is
[email protected]

shushu

>Bubble a Mercy after getting stuck with Tracer ult and proceeds to pocket me after for the rest of the match

Others need heals too

>do a good heal
>don't get rewarded with cummies

No, thats the instalock dps. I swear everyone of them are 15 year edy shitlords or someone who never grew up.

I have too busy a life to be a dedicated good girl. He's all yours, other healslut

Can boost a mercy into gold, plat, diamond or masters. Can give cummies.

send me an e-mail!

you are a disappointment

>maining mercy
>not maining jet set man

>People actually want Mercy to be a sub

Mercy is obviously a dom

S-sorry sir...

She is a sub for the tanks.
She is overall a switch

Imagine becoming a Top 500 player and playing in a big team. But being picked to play Rein exclusively.

>Mercy will never dom you

why live?