Achievement unlocked: the bigger they are

>Achievement unlocked: the bigger they are...

Every goddamn game

The softer they are.

The heavier the consequences?

>Mission: Hold the Line

The harder I get

>first death
>Achievement unlocked: Welcome to [Game]

Tits or ass Sup Forums?

The more poorly optimized their compression algorithms are.

legs

Jesus Christ, that kitchen is hideous.

>Objective: Run!

I need a girl that's 5'8"

The similarities. Human development of mankind. The simalarities of boobs and butts.

Back when we walked on all fours there was a thing right in front of us, a butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs, we stopped having butts sticking in our faces all the time. And in their place boobs appeared right in our faces. Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. THE ORIGINAL SOURCE OF LIFE IS THE BUTTOCKS! Boobs are just a substitute. Boobs are nothing more than a pale imitation of the buttocks! If you asked would you rather have the copy or the original,I would take the original! Hips and ass indicate fertility !Boobs jut out forward due to the process of evolution, Keeping buttocks farther back and the rear hidden!

THIS IS WHY I AM AN ASS MAN!

name one game that does this other than dark souls 2

thighs

Bleh her ass is way too fat

Faggot

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>BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
>Oh god user! I thought I was alone!
>... Is that an erection?

Both. Compromise is for faggots.

>asking about "Tits or Ass"
>Posts a horrible example for Ass and only shows off at how shit his own tastes in Asses are.

>feet

Might as well change it to TEST

not him but its true

>corset
enjoy your landwhale

the ridiculousness of that fucking manga, I swear

someone post jav

>dick status: muh

>tits or ass
>continues to post lolappleass
Get better taste, fag

jesus

tits are rarer these days because all girls are getting breast reduction so I choose tits. I love ass too.

LOW TEST

go home irish man