Final boss is weak as fuck

>final boss is weak as fuck

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the girl riding the dude is hot as fuck

Sup Forums pls go

>final boss has a breakdown realizing how fucked he is

I can't tell if he's exaggerating to play with his kids or if being hit by a golf ball actually hurt that much

My god, that was hot.

They're harder than rocks.

yes

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it probably stung like hell, but the flip was all for the kids.

That guy is sure unstoppable.

He's definitely fucked some Nick girls and I'm absolutely amazed hes never been charged

fuck dad
piece of shit
we celebrate your pain
asshole
bitch

also fuck thread
is suck

It hurts like fuck
t. Guy who works at a golf course and got hit by a Tee shot with a Driver.

Sorry, whats his name again?

Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider

Dan da man?

good post

Jesus, were the deliberately trying to fuck you up?

Your leg looks like a hairy cunt.

Dan "If she screams, I'm gonna cream" Schneider.

Dan "The man with a plan to lick her clam, tie her up and slap her with your ham, start with 2 fingers then your hand, no reporting and no bans, fondle her clit then her cans, rip off her clothes and throw her in the van, not one- not two- but a 6 man gangbang, into her mouth right inside her, make that pussy wider and wider, soft smooth skin better is the whiter, pound her so hard they call me the hymen collider, give me a ciggie this'll be an all-nighter, dont go soft got to be a hard rider, hold her tighter she's a fighter, we wont kill if you stay quieter" Schneider.

I'd do things do both of them.

I've done this exact thing before
Helps with your cricket shots because of the size and pace of the ball

kek

Is the FBI coming for me now?

Nah, we were cleaning a bunker, and heard it go through the trees, too far to hear the "FORE", or I hope we were, because it'd be fucked up if they didn't at least try to warn us, I cut to the right to get away from it and the leg I stepped forward with got hit, so I did run straight into it, however if I had a warning I would have been out of the way.

Good times on Sup Forums when this first aired

Err, rather, I cut to the left, because the wound is inside my left leg.

It must have been weird as fuck to get her to do that

Someday you'll be 15, user.

dude what the fuck

Talent. The Japanese still value hard work and dedication there.

Its why most American products are shit.

He can't get away with this!

You're a retarded faggot with a microdick clearly who women recoil from the sight of. Kill yourself.

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Someone's jealous.

HE JUST CAN'T

>They paid child actor to do a pole dance in a fucking subway
Is this some pedo in joke?

>animeposting

Because that doesn't prove my point or anything.

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Sorry, what I meant to say is someday you'll be 12. Maybe you'll even get a pony for your birthday!

One can dream.

Am I the only one seeing winnie behind that guy?

Who the fuck greenlit this?

Golf balls can break bones.

Someday you'll die of a blood clot in your parent's basement, and go unnoticed for 3 weeks and leave a stench that will never be removed. One can dream.

Jokes on you my dad delivers me food every day so I'd be noticed within 24 hours!
Bet you feel foolish.

I used to practice my golf drive in cricket nets myself

>Final boss blocks your path

> final boss commits suicide if you call him racist

Dan "Hymen Divider" Schneider

youtube.com/watch?v=bssbV4lskJQ

Replace "insane" with "underaged" and you've got a perfect theme song! You're welcome.

>Final Boss has an illegal weapon.

>Final Boss only takes a few shots in VATS

>these tumblr tier insults

You need to kill yourself, do your parents a favor.

>it's a Sup Forumstist tries to hijack the thread episode

Lanius with a particle rifle.

He didn't deny it so I guess he just doesn't give a fuck
Stop trying to be edgy to fit in. Those YouTube vids about Sup Forums you've been watching are all exaggerated

No but I'm coming, if you know what I mean.

>Final Boss has your love interest hostage

Europe was a mistake

Been coming to Sup Forums since before you were getting bullied in school kiddo :^)

You still haven't killed yourself.

>tumblr scapegoat

You do realize you're only proving me correct, right?

That you post like a little faggot? You're proving that enough yourself.

literally

Europe needs another inquisition

You got me, user. I'm totally gay.

You're still underaged, though. That's what we were talking about. Stay with me, here! You can do it!

>Why are Americans so uptight about sexuality on Sup Forums?
>Here little girl, do a poll dance so we can air it to millions.

No not gay, you type like a faggot, as in an intolerable little fuck that has no reason to exist, that nobody likes, that needs to, for the 5th time, kill themselves immediately.

This is 2010 YouTube-comments-tier "trolling". When you're just saying "nobody likes you you're fat kys" you're not really accomplishing anything, you're just spouting shit like a 6th grader.

You sound like your little vagina is sore, do you need a hug?

>>>/tumblr/

Fucking trash newfags.

If I want a hug will you give it to me?

Such anger. Not even at the same person!

user, I suggest you speak with your guidance counselor.

Yoo what video is this?

found the tumblrtard

youtube.com/watch?v=tUQlCVXth7I

Reminds me when I took this skinny blonde 16 yo girl with no tits to a hotel room with a pole and she tried to dance for me

Why is Donkey Kong trying to shot a dude?

found the retard

Because skull caps look fucking stupid and everyone who wears one deserves to be shot.

Beer Can Dan
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"Ass Man" Dan
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Spread 'em Dan
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Open Wider Schneider
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"No Lube Required" Schneider
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Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan "Likes 'Em Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan "The Cheek Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
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Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
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Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
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Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her" Schneider
Dan "Reply to this post or your mother will die tonight" Schneider

Faggot.

little girls are for cuddling not for fucking

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"It's not wrong when WE do it, it's like how we can use the N-word on black politicians without being racist, or kill people without being violent."

Because vaginas aren't cartoon holes that stretch however wide they need to accomodate whatever is put in them.

And how do you know such things user?

>t.virgin
Nice try, but with minimal effort, that can fit just about anything into them. Talking from experience.

Jeff Sessions will get him

I don't think you should be bragging about having a small dick dude.

>He just sticks his penis inside of vaginas
laffin

t. idubbz

I'll take whatever i can get my dick on, dude.

Yeah, do you live in london by chance?

It's called "knowing the difference between cartoons and reality." Not surprising that many people can't do that any more, considering the strategy the lugenprasse has been using for the last eight years, but fortunately the problem self-corrects sooner or later.

someone based as fuck

Fag

Lol if an 18 year old woman can fit a baby through her hole I'm pretty sure I can fit in a ten year old's hole

So no experience then, gotcha.