I'm Redfield

I'm Redfield

Took you long enough

"Axes his wife"
Ahh

Ethan is a complete autist.
Even more autistic than leon.

At least Ethan isn't a 40 year old virgin with a faggot hairdo that refused to fuck like 8 hot girls.

Ethan is an autist that gets laid.
Everyone wants his D.
>mia, zoe, eveline, redfield, jack

Is Hunk's real name Redfield?

Related to Christ?

like you'd have the balls to fuck the president's offspring

It was three years of thinking his wife was dead. Must have been a cesspool of emotions when he went to the Baker residence.

yes, he is the son of christ

That still doesn't give him a excuse for not fucking Claire, Helena, Hunnigan, Angela, Manuela...

Hunk redfield, the long lost third brother.
Who is lady HUNK then?

DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CRAZY TO YOU
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING GUN

>gets hand chainsawed off
uh

I felt like an idiot when the cop handed ethan the pocket knife, I fully expected him to hand him a gun

*Get in fight with crazy zombie redneck*

That is not groovy.

Just finished this game with the Mia ending, i found it way better then i expected, close to the concept of the first games of the series.
Anyway, the game still left me with some questions:
What happened to Lucas?
why is Chris sided with the Umbrella and how did they menage to find and rescue Ethan?
did Jack die?
did Ethan know about Mia's involvement with the Umbrella from the beginning?

HUNK is a code name. Lady-HUNK is a non-canon guest character.

Couldnt get over what a weirdo ethan is when he asks the cop for a gun.
Zero self awareness.

WHERE WAS THE COUNTDOWN SEQUENCE AT THE END FOR WHEN THE ENTIRE PLACE WAS SUPPOSED TO BLOW UP, BACK TO THE ROOTS MY ASS

White privlidge?

Ran away, was in cahoots with Tentsu/HCF
Might not be Chris, Umbrella is opposed to Tentsu and has been tracking them and their BOWs
Yes
No, he thought she was a babysitter

Someone get this hothead out of here!

Hey wait, you gotta give me your gun!!

Jack = pepsi, sry

She's a cutie though.

to be fair, he was screaming when he was getting his hand cut off

Fuck off.

Yeah that same scream he does for everything.

After what he just saw, do you blame him?

>gets his foot cut off
what the fuck mayne

No, its actually quite funny and relateable.

You're a big guy...

>THERE'S CRAZY PEOPLE IN HERE THAT AREN'T ME I SWEAR GIMME YOUR GUN
A little bit, yeah.

>made in china

necks time on resident evil 7...

>What happened to Lucas?
Still on the loose, they say he got into the mines before you, hes cured and working with Tensu
>why is Chris sided with the Umbrella and how did they menage to find and rescue Ethan?
A lot of people think that might not be Chris, but possibly HUNK, i personally think Ethan is working for umbrella and thats why Ethan wasnt suprised when they showed up. Ethan also has basic combat and first aid training
>did Jack die?
Yeah, im guessing so. The cure destroyed the mold in him and he was dying from wounds
>did Ethan know about Mia's involvement with the Umbrella from the beginning?
Shes involves with Tensu not umbrella

They made her a bit chubby in the opening video to show that she had lost a lot of weight the last three years

The staff roll is like a billion people long.

>23 INSANE details in Resident evil 7

Go Tell Aunt Rhody,
Go Tell Aunt Rhody,
Go Tell Aunt Rhody,
That every-body's dead.

I was raised in a deep and dark hole,
A prisoner with no parole,
They locked me up and took my soul,
Shamed of what they'd made.

I call to him and he will come,
She'll answer him like he's the one,
His arm's outstretched, but when she's done,
He'll be torn apart.

Go Tell Aunt Rhody,
Go Tell Aunt Rhody,
Go Tell Aunt Rhody,
(piano replicates the words "that every-body's")

Go Tell Aunt Rhody,
Go Tell Aunt Rhody,
Go Tell Aunt Rhody,
That every-body's,
Every-body's,
Every-body's,
Dead.

(Go Tell Aunt Rhody)
(Go Tell Aunt Rhody)
(Go Tell Aunt Rhody)

Cute!!

>cute.jpg
recovering junkie

It took that porker three years in a mold infested rape dungeon to lose weight.
Ethan was right in axing her to the neck.

kek

They outsourced pretty much everything to different outlets. Mostly in china.

>thats why Ethan wasnt suprised when they showed up
Ethan wasnt surprised at his hand being chainsawed off and a cop didnt want to hand him over his gun through a nailed shut window.
I wouldn't take his reactions as an indicator for anything.

hes the first high functioning autistic video game character cut him some slack

axe is my waifu now

>scrapped that hot piece of ass
WHY
Wasnt some of the modelling done inhouse?
Regardless, outstanding art direction. Some of the best modelling I've ever seen in a videogame.

Character modelling was done inhouse, wasnt it?
I think the chinks only did the countless props throughout the house.

mama mia

photogrammetry

too old too MILF i guess

>Mfw when people in threads were bitching that an officer didn't immediately hand his duty weapon to an erratic stranger

Was that really supposed to be mia?
What happened?

I guess chubby ugly mia is good for a more toned down realistic atmosphere, also makes axing her in the face less troubling.

Makes sense, honestly. I can't imagine many older married women taking jobs as an au pair.

I'm CIA

nope, they used this guy as a reference

lol, that happened?

Early versions of shit just gets trashed in games a lot.
Like this
Used to be Ethan, but instead we got this version

>chubby ugly Mia

What?

Autistic Ethan looks better.

Yeah well maybe they were only pretending.
Who knows?

>not ugly

Mia was definitely nasty creepy house sex material...idk why Ethan didn't just do her on the couch before she turned

what if its just HUNK without pants on

Ethan never actually cared about Mia, he was hired to monitor her.

I'm surprised he shaves and keeps a lean figure

Mr Winters, I'm Umbrella Corps

Why all models in RE7 so fucking ugly?
The engine itself is pretty good though, if you ignore the fact it can't into mirrors.

>lol
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Get the fuck out
lurk moar, faggot

>WHO MONITORS THE MONITORMEN?

I thought they were all pretty good except Evie. seriously, sometimes her lip movement is just up and down Half Life style syncing

>the delegates ethan

I thought it worked well for Evie, she was definitely creepy-looking

Jack, Marguerite and Eveline actors had prosthetics put on their faces before the capture, so their features would be weirder and more deformed.

Mia, Zoe and Lucas are alright looking.

Oh sorry, I mean lel

The correct Sup Forums term is KEK you n00b

>literally thrust her vagina in his face
>"huur no way fag"

Leon is a classic autist

...

Because real people are kinda ugly and pretty people in a horror game would ruin the atmosphere, so everybody is a bit weird and ugly looking.
Also a great way to avoid uncanny valley.

That being said, I havent seen models that good in a game before. Even in the beginning where you are following mia through the basement, it looked so oddly realistic.

>n00b

The correct Sup Forums term is cuck you SJW faggot.

>faggot
real edgelords say nigger you nigger

>makes Bioweapon look like 10 year old girl
>Tensu is a japanese company

they are definitely pedo's

Then why did they make her so hideous?

>That being said, I havent seen models that good in a game before.
Witcher3 had by far the best face animations/modeling (for the main chars).

HUNK?

>yfw SD Perry wrote a Leon who was banging Claire
>if we had a RE4 book he would've probably banged Ashley too
>as shit as they were, novels Leon was still somehow less of an autist than games/movies Leon
JUST

does the witcher guy even have any other facial expressions?

wat now?

>why all models in RE7 so fucking ugly?
could've been worse

>david beckham
kek

>Lets bang my boss', who also happens to be the POTUS, daughter, what could go wrong?

lol ok, I don't think LEON's the one being autist here

I was more surprised the officer didn't call for backup. Someone starts panicking and saying this weird family wants to kill him and have locked him inside their house and your only response is "now hold on, you don't seem right yourself."

Evelyn tells Mia that she can make Ethan love her but I dont know if she told Mia that to mess with her or it's true that Ethan doesnt love her

maybe he did and umbrella corps intercepted and told the dispatcher this is bow business and we're taking over.

>We know nothing of Ethan
>Married to a BOW handler apart of HCF
>HCF was the name of Weskers private force he was working with
>Mia, while under Evelyns influence, asks him what hes hiding from her
>Evelyn says he can make him Love her
>at that point, Ethan's apart of the "hivemind", so she'd know for sure if he did
>strangely rolls with everything. Compared to Clancy, who's very vocal about his predicament
>Umbrella was lambasted all over the news and went bankrupt, on top of Yoko's testimony (outbreak is canon i.e. Alyssa's article)
>Doesn't act surprised or anything upon seeing Umbrella chopper, or Mercenary Chris, just a casual greeting
>Ethan W. Is a name of a deceased Level 9 umbrella operative.
>Umbrella Corps is a mercenary outfit that collects samples from abandoned or important biohazard sites

I'm telling you, something is wrong here. Capcom is rusing us

That moment when you realise that the lyrics talks about Eveline.

Anyone have a Lucas pic in beginning.
"I have a feeling he is asshole" or something like that is written.