Kojima needs to stop this mancrush monday shit

kojima needs to stop this mancrush monday shit

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Nothing wrong with observing another human being.

If Kojima was born during the 1800s he'd be making marble statues

>kojima is the Michaelangelo of today

Sounds about right

Kojima's celebrity orbiting is kind of sad desu
He's probably paying them money to hang out with him

He's not wrong though

Who the fuck is Mads Mikkelsen?

>1800s
>Michelangelo

Danish Mad Max

What's it like living under a rock?

I wonder where he got the inspiration for MGS4's old snake's camosuit ass-shots

What a gay

Hey, I'm not gay but he's pretty hot.

Handsome and cool looking foreign antagonist #48

By far the best export of my country.

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>be danish
>grow up with danish bleak comedy movies
>mads mikkelsen my nigga
>next decade
>mads suddenly a bond villain
>mads suddenly in all the big movies
>he's never home anymore

Has Hideo come out yet?

Smoking is disgusting

Have you ever tried it

This guy was literally who before he became tactical necromancer.
I guess Danes should thank Kojimbo for promoting their actors.

Nu-male detected

I saw him in Parken at a FCK match a few months back. He seems normal dude who likes football and beer desu

underage spotted

I fucking hate you.

Got any recommendations for bleak Danish comedies?
You nearly got me.

pretty much
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i feel sorry for people like you, raised by the internet with such a twisted view of what it is to be a man

Blinkende Lygter and De Gronne Slagtere are the best. I Kina Spiser de Hunde is also great.

and he gos for the goal and proves he's a numale by saying his nu speech

laaaame

Not gay but I would willingly be Mads slave and servant for the rest of my life. His charisma is overpowering.

to be a man is to do whatever fuck you wanna do after you're done doing what has to be done, not do what other people pressure you to do

Oh fuck this changes everything.
>Be Mads
>Want to sit around, drink smoke and watch football.
>Act in local movies cause they're fun
>Start to offer me serious roles
>Fuck it, need the money
>Get awards for best actor
>Fuck it more money
>Now I'm the face of a famous tv show that got cancelled and i've got a small Japanese man asking me to sign everything.
>No time for drinks or UEFA anymore

I miss this kind of danish television. All "comedy" shows are complete shit nowadays.

How the fuck does Kojima get paid

>smoking
disgusting cock sucker. giving money to the fucking jews and killing himself on the process. fuckin nigger asshole. Dropped.

>smoking
>cool

Kojima is such a child.

Calm down, have a smoke

>adam's apples
>flashing lights
>the green butchers

The series "kingdom" from the 90s is made by danish bleak master von trier.

>jews
You think jews own big tobacco?
Are you inbred?

go away Sup Forums

Can Kojimbo get Billy Zane on this too? That would be really nice. More handsome people is always nice.

Aside from the Jews bit, I agree. Smoking is fucking dumb.

>no one will ever look at you the way Kojima looks at western actors

must feel nice to be loved.

BLEAK
K I N O

Hey fuck you I'd sit and watch that beautiful son of a bitch too

>It Wuz da jooos
I'd laugh if people didn't take this type of thinking seriously

Brother your constant anger isn't too healthy either. Enhance your calm.

That man is really handsome

>that one interview where he was just fucking around in a hotel room
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>that interview for Rogue One where he just pulls a bottle of vodka from out of nowhere and just starts drinking
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Fucking fag lmao

he's really not
he has features that alarm and strike a healthy brain as him being afflicted by some physical retardation
shit genes

then there's the speech impediment
he's defective

you're probably retarded yourself so you don't notice anything and admire weak retarded shit

The pusher series is my favorite movie trilogy

It's okay to be ugly, user, just don't let envy make you ugly on the inside too.

Seeing Kojima brown-nosing every hollywood actor he meets is really fucking pathetic. This is something I always notice on Japanese TV, but all the fake reactions over every little thing the guest says is just sad.

Can't imagine how uncomfortable that must be.

Shoutings at the manchild XD

There's something wrong with Japs, that passive agressive shit is so weird

see

Is Kojima gay?

Stage one of grief for getting lung cancer: Denial

I don't condone it, but you have to think about it from their perspective.
This guy with no clear job description watches a bunch of western movies, comes up to you with all these demands and expects you to just program it.
Or so I understand it from his word on working on Metal Gear anyway. Remember at the time this isn't someone you know close nor someone with a lot of rep, so I imagine they felt a lot about him how Sup Forums and /vg/ do about idea guys and I don't see anyone holding back when putting them down a peg.

If it helps I imagine they're all quite salty after he blew up series after series while they remained relatively unknown to the world. Which in turn likely is what brews such feelings of frustration and hostility in the first place continuing the cycle.

It's that kind of situation.

Le Chifre from James Bond casino movie

>They start watching porn during halftime
The absolute mads man

>marble statuues in the 1800s

they have been being like that forever, so maybe you are in the wrong here

he has a loli gf

got 'emmm

5 minutes

>I was only pretending to be an angry retard

Yeps, it was pretty huge back then.

I only know Mads from his dogme kino and unit one, honestly he's wasted on Kojima

I'd say that being a 'planner' is just as an important job as any of the technical guys. Without someone keeping everything coherent and working towards the same vision of the finished product it'll all fall to pieces.

got 'em again
too easy

He was just in Star Wars and Doctor Strange

>I watched Mads Mikkelsen smoke a cigarette for 5 minutes today, he is so cool and I'm just watching him...
>I'll keep coming.

If Kojima knows about Mads' strength in Danish bleakino comedy and uses it, it'll be great
If he just uses him for super serious international movie man reasons, then he misses the point