The US government is after you. They are sending everything they have, including CIA, SWAT, the military, even some Interpol agents. You need to escape the country.
Your only ally is the last video game character you played as.
It doesn't matter if you do it loud or stealth. Do you have any chances?
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>SWAT
>government
>Interpol
>government
>replay MGSV
>Venom Snake with full support of 100% decked out Diamond Dogs
I'll be a-okay
>Doodguy from DOOM
yea, you're going to need more.
Police are federal employees
As are Interpol. They're literally international goverment but they're still part of the government
this is fucking 5th grade stuff
I will hug her and we will die together.
Dungeon of Despair mode, before you ask
>Link (Wind Waker)
RIP
The best we can do is try escaping through the sea.
I got this
>see a post mentioning MGSV
>instantly feel crushed
Thanks, Sup Forums.
>Noctis
Yeah I'm good.
cannot fail
>danganronpa
hahahhahahaha autist manchild
I'm imagining Link trying to defeat the US army and laughing my ass here way more than I should
>Warrior of Light from XIV
Might as well just have super Jesus by my side.
Lincoln clay in mafia 3.
Yep im fucked
>Nemo is Ace Combat 3
Pretty sure I'm fine. We just fly out of the country and he outperforms all of their jets.
BRING IT
>a whole squad of ninja's from Shadow Tactics
I'll probably be alright
>if you played a western game last, you get a generic soldier instead of a super-powered qt
>escaping while this plays on the background
youtube.com
>M. Bison
Think I'm good
irony
>pacifist courier
Literally completely fucked
I mean literally, I use sexout
last played game Devil May Cry 3
>My Level 90 Freezypop from Xenoverse 2
I've maximum chance.
I'm beyond fine
>Oblivion
If modded content counts I'm fine but if he is reduced to vanilla only I'm fucked.
>Talion and that Elf from Shadow of Mordor
They're a couple of spooky ghosts, so no chance of dying or incarceration.
You don' know what that word means.
>Jack from SNES Harvest Moon
I like my odds.
>Phoenix Wright
Uhh... S-Surely I can surrender to the government, get a fair trial, and he can clear me of all charges. This counts as a win, right?
so close to having gotten Athena instead, wew
I mean hes good but he can't deflect bullets
My female soldier from Silent Storm Sentinels with her WW2 era weapons.
We're so dead.
>D.Va
Nice meeting you anons, see you on the other side
;_;
My legs will be fine.
Their psyche won't.
He'll get some sort of disguise, stick me some fake death juice and smuggle me out to Mexico.
My sides
Level 41 Zealadin from Diablo 2
lets FUCKING GO
>Venom Snake
>post a pic of Big Boss
wew lad
I'm good until I need to refuel
>For Honor Knight
The US government can't kill me if I kill myself first
>You need to escape the country.
I think I'm fine
>playing console trash
hahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhehehehaeehahahahahhahahahahahah
FBI SWAT teams are a thing, dumbass.
soldier:76
i think i'll not die instantly
Most SWAT are local LEOs and therefore not Federal employees. There are federally employed SWAT officers though. I'm assuming you live in the US.
>Level 25 all rounder from Let it Die
I'm gonna need more mushrooms for this.
shitpost
As cool as he is Emperor Karl Franz wouldn't be very helpful. Balthazar maybe.
whatever dude I'll just use the scout trick and murder everyone before they get a shot off
fugg
Slim chances right here
>how dare you call me out on being an embarrassing fucking casual who plays garbage consolized FPS! I-i-i-i won't stand for this and i'll write it off as a SHITPOST!
Pretty good odds
Break dance them all to death
this
This is the closest to HM3 i'll we'll ever get
> Kingdom Hearts 2
I think I'll be fine.
>
>>how dare you call me out on being an embarrassing fucking casual who plays garbage consolized FPS! I-i-i-i won't stand for this and i'll write it off as a SHITPOST!
Not even him but wew look at that insecurity.
HM3?
>pac-man
I don't think I'm gonna make it.
Shitpost
this isnt the most autistic post ive seen, but its up there.
ana overwatch
rip
>last game played was Stellaris
What the fuck am I supposed to do with him?
Use him as bait?
...
i think ill be ok
A нy, чики-бpики и в дaмки!
I'm fucked
Fuck him
>my Mage from WoW.
Escaping is easy. He can make portals.
That's cheating
Mass effect 3.
Does this means I have all the crew of Normandy 2.0?
NEAT
Dragons Dogma
>The Arisen gets caught by authorities
>Rather than fight back he just surrenders immediately
>But all memory of past transgressions is expunged once escaped/released.
Fuck, I hate this game but I love this game.
>Digimom story cyber sleuth
I have one of each ultimate digimon so I guess I'm fine.
>Not bareback fucking her nonstop before you get rekt
the US has nukes so you and your character are fucking obliterated
He'll try his best, but we probably won't make it.
Unless we time travel, but that's gonna mess some shit up.
You forgot the part were u both get whipped.
>Dragon ball character
>Killed by nukes
HA
Bait how?
I'm not gay though
>FO new vegas
2 easy
Get a moustache and a different hair cut, approach a military and say "Hello I believe you may be offered in buying this man he has a lot of different functionalities" then run away to Mexico while they consider
>Dingo from zone of the enders 2
Hecks yeah this'll go fine
I played as the commander, so I'll probably have a squad rush me, put me in the back and have me hunker down.
They'll proceed to miss 3/4 of their shots except grazing one agent, and the sniper getting a critical one the weakest agent.
I'll either get extracted and the team will sacrifice themselves, but if I'm a dark VIP, they might just kill me outright.
how do you know it wouldn't kill them?
they can probably just slap it back or some shit
You're that kid that made shit up when he lost at Rock, Paper, Scissors aren't you?
Do you even know what dbz is?
Because they survive shit that destroys fucking planets.
Have you ever watched Dragonball?
>my super-statted strong, immortal, cannibal, brilliant strategist impaler who's functionally a military genius with thousands of gold from CK2
I think he could take care of me
I might get the in-hiding trait
Thier not gonna drop there nukes instantly because its not worth catching one dude and they would be destroy there own county and civilians. Not to mention the massive back lash from the rest of the country.
Ulforce veedramon grabs nuke, holds breath and takes it into space before it detonates.
Not really, unless he brought his arwing and even then it's a challenge.
>mario
I'm perfectly safe
>YFW they tank the blast only to painfully waste away from severe radiation poisoning over the next year
If there's one thing magical ki won't save you from, it's legitimate illness, as Goku's heart disease proved, and it would take Capsule Corp. way too long to deus ex academia it away.
Frieza survived a planet explosion, and it was while he was already badly hurt.
Not that guy but you forgot about he radiation.
vegeta died from a planetary explosion in the beerus movie, and while a nuke is hardly on the level of planetary explosions, how do you know it wouldn't kill them?