This is Bowser Koopa the Koopa king!

This is Bowser Koopa the Koopa king!
Say something nice about him.

terrible villain

He's a good dad.

He's very cute.

His son is very cute

He has a nice ass

Can I say more than one nice thing about him?

who else here would have sex with him haha

I'd bake him a cake.

I liked BiS.

Literally every gay guy wants to have sex with him (with bowser on top of course)

why are there like ten of these kinds of threads up right now?

His family is peculiar.

>not wanting to have Bowser's massive ass on your dick
bottomfags go away bowser is a sub

sorry hun but not every gay person is a mentally ill furfag such as yourself.

this

The way he stands with his legs spread is hot and I want to suck his lizard penis and taste his fiery load.

>Doesn't want to fuck the official husbando of Sup Forums
Get out, faggot.

Bowser is entry level.

hey Sup Forums want to have lots of unprotected anal sex with me and ejaculate into my rectum until i'm full of spunk?
i'm leaking right now.

no way fag

Nah

Perfect. Sup Forums is full of virgins.

Ew no, I only like dicks in MY mouth and ass. The idea of putting MY dick in a hole and thrusting doesn't particularly turn me on at all.

>not wanting to dominate a big bara and make him your slut
fag

Very much so, thanks.

i think you mean the official husbando of /trash/, which is where this shit belongs

Yes.

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The writing was interesting to say the least