Bioware's Newest Mass Effect Andromeda Trailer!
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Whats the point of this trailer?
Whats biowares endgame?
>Whats biowares endgame?
I seriously need to know this. This game is shit, their 'staff' are shit, what is going on over there? I am actually desperately wanting to know the answers to Bioware.
What the fuck did I just watch?
>Squeezie
Alright, I'm french and this guy is the worst faggot you can imagine, God.
> wasting millions of dollars on this
> still no new gameplay
HAHAHHAHA BIOWARE IS DONE
Can you give me the quick rundown?
thanks, reported video for spreading racial hatred and violence
>literal redditor spouting random memes without knowing what they are even referencing
you can leave now
EA shoveling money like it's nothing.
It's a goddamn game, and it's not fucking Star Trek so any partnership with NASA or ESA is money thrown into the fucking toilet.
So... what did they do? Sponsor some losers to go spend a few days at some space agency thing? Why? The game obviously isn't going to have any sort of simulation style gameplay, the fanbase they've created as culled out anybody who likes detail oriented sci-fi so they're left with people who just like the characters and drama, so... why?
WHERE IS THE VIDEOGAMES
k, keep me posted
Marketing, I guess.
Bioware
I understand marketing, but what I mean is that it seems like they're trying really hard to market it as something that it's not.
What does this tell us about the game though?
Also,
>ESA
literally who
whats wrong with her face ?
HAHAHAHAHA
BIOWARE STOP
That has absolutely nothing to do with the game.
What's the point of space camp and Andromeda other than a very tenuous connection to space?
Ah you are right, he has the little faggot flag next to him, thanks for pointing that.
What went wrong with Mass Effect after the first game?
you just wasted 40 seconds of my time. GIVE IT BACK YOU FUCK!!! NOW!!!
EA
>Trailer
>No gameplay at all
Who the fuck is responsible for this fad
Where only nu-males allowed to participate?
Literally go on a plane to experience weightlessness, that's the full 'pathfinder' course.
Only popular vloggers, actually. :)
Who are these people?
I honestly don't know what the fuck this trailer is hinting at.
What, did they send 6 of their developers to the european space center to do some basic astronaut training or what the fuck
>all of them white
>only 1 woman out of 6
It's hillarious because they probably tried really hard to push diversity, but reality smacked them hard in the face.
Yeah ok, but are there any good memes in this one???
Jane Douglas is cute! CUTE!
2 SQUADS
ALL WHITE
Ye source pls
>tfw no Krogan
do you guys remember the days when bioware just made nerdy dnd rpgs without political motivations
I guess those people grew up or got fired. The days of Black Isle, Snowblind, Forgotten Realms etc. They're all gone user, just kill yourself.
>bioware trying so hard to pander sjw
>gets a bunch of privileged cis straight first world whitebois for their space camp
>tfw no krogan
>no vorcha
>no batarian
>no geth
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
AT LEAST TRY A LITTLE FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Why is the marketing so god awful for this game?
Anyone else just not looking forward to this at all? It just seems like a lazy cash grab, which is a shame since I was looking forward to it when I first heard about it.
Reminds me of this video
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Worst puppets ever
Manlet Effect
>game releases in a month
>that disarm
what the fuck
also, why does every character look like a 20yo 28th century millennial faggot?
im probably not even going to notice its release,its an obvious shitshow from day 1.
That or they left to escape EA. Bioware's got this and maybe 1 other flop in them before EA shuts them down for not making money, even though EA was the one who caused them to stop making money.
Same old story for every EA buyout.
what happened to ME being fun?
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>literally who
Just the world leader in commercial space launches
>on gamefaqs
>someone posts how they're worried biowares sjw stance will ruin the game
>a million comments afterwords saying sjw s aren't bad and that op be a straight white man.
No buy for me.
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POO
Its not devs, it's random youtubers
Times have definitely changed.
The mako was fucking awesome until you got to those planets where everything was 80 degree near vertical cliffs. So they removed the mako instead of the retarded maps. What's wrong with Bioware?
>wedding ring
I can't even imagine how gross she looks
Why bioware can't design a decent looking female character?
Mass Effect: Not Even ONCE
>click to disarm
>qte THIS slow
I can't believe it.
The left looks better and like she actually has a personality.
The face on the right is just your generic doll face with the most typical female MMORPG hair in existence. Zzz.
Miranda is supposed to have a generic dollface
both still looks like shit since they are based on an ugly cunt
>Why bioware can't design
Why can't you form a proper interrogative sentence?
What is this
>that misogynistic pic
Umm, honey, could you, um, sweetie? Not post problematic images, snicker doodles?
dohohohohoho good one my man
>genetically engineered to be perfect in every aspect
>downie face
>buck teeth
I'm not your honey, sweetie
Trailer is pointless and garbage tier filler shit to keep normies interested in a shitty game.
The REAL shame is there will NEVER be sexy Asari again in a Nu-Bioware game.
>that manjaw
Looks like EA Marketing to me.
Nothing to really see here.
New trailer sins video when? It's the only remotely interesting thing about MEA
What happened to her boobies? (and her pants?)
I know right, it's so cute
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What is it exactly like to be a Mass Effect fan?
I mean how can you fuck up THIS bad?
Holy shit! They are doing anything to avoid showing the actual game.
One month from release and we have yet to see one 14 or even 5 minute gameplay showcase.
Has there ever been an instance of another game series that fucked everything up so badly they had to set the sequel series in another galaxy?
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wait.... their ugly space cunt is based on a real life human model?
>guys this is too attractive
>like, make her face fatter and give her crazy eyes
>also a shit-eating grin, you know the one
>and lastly make her nose look like she just had a boxing match and lost really badly
>that cringy user saying how White people will NEVER be outnumbered
>Seriously uses *Drops the Mic*
Those people are retarded.
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I dunno, pull the hair up and you can see she has a pretty strong jawline, and that nose could be shopped. Combined with Bioware's awful lighting and facial muscle mapping, this might actually be accurate.
it's gamefaqs, they've always been about ten years behind
I don't understand. How is this an advertisement? Why the fuck would I feel more inclined to purchase a game because Bioware sent 6 e-celebs to do astronaut training?
Who the fuck cares? Who thought that was a good usage of the marketing budget?
>those swastikas
clearly the perpetrators of this vile act are thoroughly devoted to their cause
The most offensive part of nu-Bioware's character design is the fact that every character looks like they've just rolled in a vat of melted butter.
They're all so fucking greasy.
It's not though.
There are hundreds of pictures out there so don't be a lazy faggot and actually look at them before forming your trash opinion.
FLAT EARTH
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We went from glorious muhreen Shepard to this faggot nu-male. I hope this game flops hard but I know normies will buy it.
Yes, Jayde Rossi.
Scott Ryder is based on Steven Brewis
What the fuck was that dude thinking?
>"here you go m'am, your complimentary gun"
>picture of a video game character looking unattractive looks like she has a personality.
>mfw the moon gives off cold light
You derided Male Shep as Boring Bald Space Marine 5 years ago.