Really spices my stirfry

really spices my stirfry

Ok I chuckled, that wasn't bad.

>nintendo trying to be hip with the damp memes
Pretty pathetic desu

I don't get it

sonic does memes better

If you're first, you're last.

Nintendo is claiming that you should never be first, cause you're gonna get hit.

not*

Nintendo's business strategy in a nutshell.

>first place brakes suddenly
>you get caught up in the explosion
THANKS REGGIE

This isn't even true anymore, as blue shells now travel on the ground and they explode, so they can hit people in second and even third place.

...but you can. In some games the blue shells run on the ground and hits all players it touches while only its way to the first player, and even in the games it flies, other players can still get caught in the explosion as it catch the first player.

...

If you kill your enemies, they win.

SAVAGE

popular current normie mean is a smiling black man tapping his head with texts that say things along these lines

"cant be late for class if you never go" is one example of the top of my head

>If you kill your enemy, they win

It's easy to avoid unless you're too busy sucking dick, pay attention

not even true

DESPERATE OLD MEN

They're not just talking about memes, they're also talking about their console marketshare

>you can't lose if you don't try to win

Doesn't MK8 have blue shell collateral damage?

LORD THE IRONY

Never strive to be the best.

-nintendo, 2017

Capcom did that with megaman

Yes it is, but for the winged shell version only.

This wasn't true in MK64

You can't have a nightmare if you never dream

Actually you can because the blue shell can do splash damage.

you won't lose 300 dollars if you don't buy the switch

And hit everybody in its way.

I actually thought that's what they were trying to say.

The issue isn't avoiding it, it's that the tweet says you CAN'T get hit

The fact is: you can. If you aren't paying attention.

wew lad

>wew lad
Sup, reddit!

>this new
>giving up a term because some faggot at r*ddit used it

MODS

Of course the Nintendo's New York account would be the one to post shitty memes

everyone is posting memes, where you been?

>tfw I've been hit by countless blue shells because I was too close to the guy in 1st place

preggo-sonic fetishist pandering garbage.

>that fucking video

It's good.

put a gun in the hand

Savage

>Nintendo trying to bait the kids with meme

Cant say I'm surprised but at least be more subtle about it.

electronic old men running the world

eh, they actually got the point of the meme so it's not that cringey

>Nintendo this late on posting a shitty meme that's already dead
classic

kek

DELETE THIS!

When they sent me "happy holidays' , it was one say too late.

They are scared to do dtuff at the right time.

Watching game companies meme is like watching your dad trying to be hip.

Delete this immediately.

memes

nintendo is a meme at this point. everything they make gets memed into popularity.

Explains their console strategy.

Not if you're close to the person getting hit by the blue shell

>In first place
>Blue shell
>Brake in order to catch the asshole behind me
>They zoom past
>shell hits

That's exactly what they are talking about, why the ebin replies?

>Playing Jak X Combat Racing
>Peacemaker (blue shell) lock on reticle on me
>Let the cpu behind me pass
>targets him instead

Did any Mario Kart ever allow this? Seems like the next step in blue shell strategy.

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...

redditors latch onto posts like this so they can post le epic meme reply collages on /r/Sup Forums

A FUCKING LEAF

>the two biggest companies from the 80s/early 90s have been reduced to spouting ebin may mays on twitter

where did it all go wrong?

This has been a Sup Forums thing before you even went to kindergarden you little y2k born bastard son of a single mother whore.

Don't act like Microsoft or Sony doesn't

>Using the ebin may may meme to mock people who use memes

It'd be funnier if they werent on top just one gen ago

>where did it all go wrong?
I can show you the exact moment when the good old red logo Nintendo turned into silver logo Neokikeshitendo.
Take a look.

I bet the one on the far left is a screamer.

maybe that's why he's tweeting at megaman

>those little girls will be as ugly as their parents

ruined

N E W

Sonic guy is a Sup Forums shitposter no doubt

But the logo isn't grey anymore mate.

The fact that normies use the word "meme" really poaches my eggs