Well, Sup Forums? Why are JRPG swords so big?

Well, Sup Forums? Why are JRPG swords so big?

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standard size swords don't make big enough wounds on big monsters so you need more sword to make more hurt

Pizza doesn't cut itself.

But can you explain the skimpy outfits?

>Your butt has it's own health meter

Is this a H-Game?

To fight big monsters.

No, he just chose it that way.

Because back in the sprite days, in order to make a sword noticeable, it had to have a much larger sprite than would be realistic.
It stuck as a design trend.

A more normal sized weapon wouldn't be very noticeable in sprites or early polygons
Lately JRPG weapons have been much more reasonably sized outside of the obligatory really strong Guts dude

I don't know, nigger, do we look like Japanese game devs?

More importantly: what does the Doug button do?

It dougs

Gumball once again proving itself to be the best cartoon on CN

I think Robot Chicken did this joke a few years back. Something something Cloud working at a fast food joint.

You don't have many choices nowadays.

youtube.com/watch?v=TABVw2iB7a0
It's actually kind of amusing.

I actually had a chuckle.

Tetsuya Nomura was reading Berserk when he came up with Cloud's design.

>trenchcoat
>flaming shirt
do they browse this site?

Fedora/Neckbeard/etc. jokes have been normie-tier for a while, dude.

>Childhood is when you idolize Final Fantasy, Adulthood is when you realize that Dragon Quest was the better series.

>Game Child
Please tell me that's a reference to that bootleg.

There is a character called neckbeard

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isn't this blatant fatshaming? pretty triggered by this, is there a way we can get this canceled?

this

How do you kill big monster with toothpick

The more i see that picture the less sense it makes.

Why is the crystal pizza huger sword chained to itself?

I know, but it sounded funny to hear Darwin say how comics are for "fedora-wearing neckbeards".

no growing up is leaving jrpgs behind

Are there even any other good cartoons in CN that aren't Gumball at the moment?

No. Cartoons in general are pretty shit right now.

If you're an adult, why are you watching cartoons?

Or you could watch Samurai Jack for the 84th time

...so he can carry on his shoulder to... you know, have his hands free.

BIGGER

Childhood is when you idolize Jrpgs, Adulthood is when you realize that Western rpgs are better

>big metal chain digging into his bony shoulder, pinching the skin, probably cold too
>pizza cutter is so big itll be dragging on the ground behind him anyway
this makes less sense than just having the chain for no reason

Steven's Universe

What a jojokester

>Uncle Grandpa
>Regular Show
>Star VS the forces of evil
And the new season of Adventure Time is really, really good

m.youtube.com/watch?v=aGKmnTvQH1k

You tell me

>Adulthood is when you realize that video game RPGs are garbage and you're better off playing an actual tabletop with other people.

fixed

Theres a way i can cancel your life

>Uncle Grandpa
Do people genuinely find this shit good?

Regular Show is kinda boring. It does everything okay, but that's as far as it goes. Just okay.

>that bit where gumball summon all of the sidecharacter and banana joe is a cactuar

>that entire new season of AT
Jesus christ I was drooling with how much actual good story driving content there was. Each episode just got better than the last.

Is that a game or the cartoon? I don't remember watching that episode.

I gotta say no to those personally.

not videogames related

I do, fight me

Video?

What's the opinion of Mighty Magiswords? Other than the show not knowing how to slow down I think it's pretty good.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=BNPZHMQhX3g

Skip to 3:16

HUGE sword = HUGE damage

It's a new episode on VOD.
The Gumball thread on Sup Forums has the links to download them.

It's a newly released episode where gumball get trapped in a JRPG

It's also really hilarious

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The "hacking" episode was pretty good.

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The blue haired grill has some of the best hips in current american/canadian animation.

Uncle Grandpa is actually pretty good.

Tabletop rpgs are for nerds.

The console

fucking furfags

Teen Titans GO

The sword clearly has a trigger to shoot someone after you already stabbed them

The chain acts as a handguard, like the basket you'd see on a saber or rapier.

>take belt
>wrap around overalls
>attach to another belt
for what purpose
god this design is so fucking garbage

Clarence is pretty alright

Regular Show is dead, UG is shit and Star isn't even on CN

Nah, it's too all over the place, but they did have occasionally nice plot an backstory.

For that bag carrying the book.

Well yeah, that pic was disgusting but Gumball's mom is hot

Socks with sandals, too.

but why do you need the first belt
it's not even tight

She is no different from any other furshit.

lewd

>UG is shit
The man with no taste

Vamber, yeah. You can just take one look at her and the Slayers inspiration is clear as day.

Also, one of her personality quirks is that she fucking hates pants. If that's not reason enough to love her I don't know what is.

>2017
>still limiting yourself from good porn just because there are animals in it

isn't the new season going in depth on what happened to humans

I want to drain my balls in Gumball's mom's [spolier] pussy

She appeals to a lot demographics.
Shes a milf, furry, thicc (when drawn that way at least), incest.

Thats the ugliest style id ever expect

>standard size swords don't make big enough wounds on big monsters so you need more sword to make more hurt

That's actually makes a lot of sense

She is the most pleb shit when it comes to like furry porn.
It's the cartoon equivalent of jacking off to Gardevoir or Lopunny.

>Sup Forumsirgins have better cartoon discussions than Sup Forumsmblr

Thanks.

Literally lol so randumb humor done extremely badly.

I can't fap to Nicole either, but different wanks for different folks, my dude.

Sonic Boom and Justice League Action, though you wouldn't actually ever see them because they only play before the sun rises.

Did they ever explain that to some sort of buzz saw or anything? Or it is really as dumb as it look

>being elitist over porn
who gives a fuck just fap to whatever you want to

Except for the people that think Uncle Grandpa is remotely good

The sword's not actually in the game, as far as anyone knows it's as dumb as it looks

UG is kill
RG is kill
Soon AT will be kill
Star I haven't seen beyond the first episode but it seems to attract the pedoes

This thread is nearly indistinguishable from one on Sup Forums, both boards have shit taste

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marche is just as bad, only ramza looks good

The only good star porn is the Necronemesis one where she has a gigantic cock

>Regular Show
But that was over and it was dead after best boy left, then died even further with the wedding episode.

>not liking Nicole

Star isn't on CN you fuck at least, not in Canada

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*