WHY ARENT YOU GOING OUT ON A FRIDAY NIGHT SON?

WHY ARENT YOU GOING OUT ON A FRIDAY NIGHT SON?

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OOOOH BOY

DEJA VU

GITCHO ASS BACK IN THE HOUSE BOY, MARGUERRITE DONE MADE SUPPAH.

>Hey son.. Ya' winnin'?

>when he has that heart to heart with you near the end

Because you won't let me out you fucking asshole.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

motherfucka...

Gonna stay in and fuck my cousin, Pa. Just like you woulda done.

I was invited to a party tonight. But I'm sick af. Fml.

>ywn date Zoe
>ywn share mad banter with Lucas
>Margaritte will never cook up a storm when you come over for dinner
>ywn go fishing with Jack and ask for his daughter's hand in marriage

Theres nowhere for me to go

GROOOOOOVY

>Marguerite
>I'll never bring a smile to her face when I get her a new lantern for her surprise present
>swn happily invite me to the Family with Jack's consent

LOOK WATCHA DONE MOTHERFUCKER

Just played the game and holy christ the whole part before you get to the boat is gold.
How can one family be so based?
The dialogue with Jack is top. The boy with his reactions (especially the way he looks at you during the dinner) is funny as hell.
This game should have happened only in the house like re1 with more puzzles, more monsters, and better boss fights.
Also i didn't understand shit about the "scenario".

Its cold and I have no friends! And I'm ugly!

i am
with my parents

Sometimes she doesn't smile or have any movement on her face at that part for me and it's awkward.

>Jack becomes gigantic mold abomination
>still talking like he always does
>GIT BACK TO THE HOUSE
I lost it

>Get invited to party
>Feel a bit sleepy on the day
>decide to go to bed instead

Who /responsible and comfy/ here?

>tfw my "friends" never invite me anywhere
>they talk about when they'd hang out during the week
>in front of me when I was at home playing vidya all day
It feels weird when I have to ask to invite myself every single time. It's not like I'm an asshole to them, I knew them since 6th grade.

>Mfw never even get invited to parties but dont want to go to them anyway

lol hover hand beta fags.

Saturday is the better night to go out.

I wish Jack was my dad

I'm working tonight at a bar, so I'm kind of going out...

>responsible
Do you have any obligations tomorrow?

I wish I was Jack.

BECAUSE MY DAD IS WAY COOL AND I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM
BE MY DAD

>a bunch of friends invite me over to a party where they were going to play this game
>decide not to go because I haven't bought it yet and didn't want to ruin the surprises and stuff
I couldn't care about the story but in a horror game once you know where and what everything is, it kind of ruins the appeal

no

YA DON' GOOFD BWOI

It adds to the SBaHJ aesthetic.

Currently listening to Billy Talent and drinking rum by myself as my girlfriend sleeps in the room next to me.

We've been together for 5 years and we bought a house together, I love her but lately I've been thinking what life would be like without her and I don't feel any trouble with it. I've been thinking about the long term future with the potential of having children with her and it worries me. Years ago I thought about having children and it excited me, but as I've been getting older I've been finding the idea less and less appealing. That thought, coupled with the fact my attractiveness to my girlfriend has also been declining, makes me think my time with her is drawing to an end.

My apathy towards this is worrying. I would miss her deeply, yet I have loved and lost before and come out stronger every time. I don't think I will suffer as she would if we were to part and that somewhat comforts me.

What the fuck, Sup Forums.

Funnily enough my car is busted
Also, /r/ing the punching pepe edit

YOU GOT YOURSELF A BOOBOO?

But I am
to work a 13 hour shift

Those casuals probably played it on easy or normal, anyway.
On madhouse, the locations of the enemies are different. It's not unlocked from start, but there are ways around it.

Nah i was talking about wednesday night in that post

I do every other week.

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

>I found out they did play it in easy and plowed through everything in 5 or so hours
Sounded like a terrible night tbqh

Too much fucking uni work. Haven't left my room for a good week now except to shit or eat.
>tfw used to love programming
>tfw fell for the computer science meme

when is the magic tonic water explained?

he's infected

my girlfriend / "wife" and I play videogames so

You have to understand, Jack. Everything I do, every weekend I spend inside... I do it for this family.

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marathoning this game all night felt like a fever dream

It's Saturday you autistic fuck

But I am! My date's not till 6:30pm.

>tfw finishing up my last semester of comp sci now
>tfw haven't learned any real world comp sci skills, just dumb shit that would only matter if I was creating a new programming language or some shit
I'm getting the feeling that the only reason to study comp sci is to prove you're willing to use computers.

I am. I have a double date tonight. Just waiting for my hair to dry. What's your excuse?

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON

if you can show you're a good programmer you don't need comp sci

I'm stupid, ugly, worthless, and autistic as fuck.

Had my appendix taken out after it burst two days ago. Some fucking intense ass pain mang. No going out for me for like 2 weeks.

>Listening to Billy Talent

Since you've bought a house and have been together for 5 years, I would assume you are in your mid to late 20s.

To be honest the fact that you're listening to Billy Talent genuinely unnerves me, and makes me worry for your poor girlfriend.

I've realized that, but I'm not planning on dropping out, especially this late
I'm getting $3200 a semester, so I'd be throwing away money if I don't finish up college anyway

>tfw my dad hates me
i spent most of this game being sad instead of scared

Homework

I had appendicitis when I was like 13, I know how that feels. They got mine out before it burst though.

because I'm working on uni assignments
kill me

I just got back from John Wick 2. Going to play some Payday 2 now

because I don't respond to bad meme characters from super shitty not RE games.

Cause I was at the barber earlier today and somehow he understood "just fuck my shit up"

Why'd you just except the shitty haircut? Should've complained.

>tfw mom shoots wasps at you again.

I'm in the same position, professor's making us use some local company's program that uses Logo for some fucking reason

none of my friends are cool enough to go out and do sik skidz with me

So I just do it alone

Because I don't have any friends and there aren't many things I rather do than sit down and play a good video game.
I think I saw your post in the FRIDAY NIGHT thread.

that just means she cares dude

And then what, glue my hair back on ?
I complained once and ironically got a free haircut at the same shitty barber I never went to again.

Its not like I could say "I aint paying for that shit" ... right ?

Why are parties such a strange event. I can talk to people fine and dandy, have a short conversation with random people but when a party comes up, I turn it down.

I'm out but it's boring

...

Does Japan like Jack as much as us?

But I'm going out to the gym I don't even like lifting, I already paid and want to get the most out of it

I'm currently breeding Quilfish in Pokemon Fire Red since Fr/Lg are the only games it can learn Swords Dance in.

I had already used up the tutor so I had to restart it yesterday and spend the day beating it again instead of doing work.

Pics like this, anyone else think the game borrowed assets heavily from PT? like the aesthetic of the house, the mysterious phones ringing, family motif, etc.? I felt as soon as I was inside that I was playing a game made by people who wanted to emulate the feeling from that demo as closely as possible, without truly understanding what made it scary. I liked RE7, but could never shake this feeling that it was the closest thing we'll ever get to silent hills. which is sad.

Nice car, Ethan!

Some other guy. But it's understandable. It's pure gun porn.

Being perfectly honest, I enjoy RE7 more than PT, and if Silent Hills was going to be just like it I'm glad it wasn't made. PT was good because it was free, something like that for much longer and with a AAA price tag attached would be pretty boring.
I'd love to hear Kojima and Del Toro come out and talk about what exactly they had planned for the game, however. It's one hell of a story.

HI DAD !

I'M GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE, BOY

america isnt all timezones, kid

delet this. The Family is 100% proud Whites.

It's only 4:50

>>he's infected
Oh yes most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the D-Series vaccine, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

Jack for Marvel Infinite.

One of the goobers was named Tamara though. Never seen a white girl named that.

Tonight on Sewer Gators, another worthless fucking shithole.

>Doing this shit on Madhouse.
>Car keys in the lockbox.

Fucking just barely made it in and ran him over.

Because almost everyone else is the same aside from the naturally outgoing people

>Go to party.
>Everyone is already in their little group.
>Party is now four different groups I have to try and cut into.
>Have a quiet voice anyways so nobody listens.
>Just drink and go home.

Usually how it is.

Not him but fuck you Billy talent is classic

taking care of my doggos while my parents are away

Im broke.


Get paid tomorrow so I'll go out then

Who the fuck goes out on a Friday? Dont you all have work in the morning?

Be louder, or make friends with at least one person before going to the party.