Meanwhile in Sup Forums Prison

Meanwhile in Sup Forums Prison....

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*slides empty cup along the bars of my prison door*

I'm guys. Uriel Septim came into my cell. What do?

SOAP DROP NIGGA

>sounds of muffled butsacks

KEEP IT DOWN, DON'T MAKE ME ASK YOU TWICE

>Gives one 1/10 of a bread with semen on it
>Cellmate gulps it down like a whore he is and ask for seconds instead of demanding a whole bread

*wedges a harmonica between my buttcheeks and woefully plays a tune*

>Look on the bright side, guys! At least we're all surrounded by plenty of PS3 games!

fuck yeah
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>shitty drawings of weeb cow tits on the wall everyone will jerk off to
>constant smell of BO
>5 kids crying in the corner because they didn't bring their hacked 3ds
>some say "if this was a pc game I'd just download some mods and get out of here and kill all the guards easily"
>Niggers in the corner talking about nioh
>2 people trying to actually figure out how to escape
>everyone tells them to shut the fuck up and stop being a fucking cuck
>we all rot in there and die

this is the guy who gets shanked or gang raped, first.

I'm from block A-9 and i say kill all guards!

>Staying in one room without leaving it
>Not paying for rent
>Not paying for food
>Other shitposters for company
Nothing has changed

m-minna!!! we need to find a way to escape!!! hayaku!!!!

One thing has changed:
>We can't get away from each other now

PRISONERS!

ROLL CALL:

THICC MAN MCGEE

theres a weird bug outside the jail guys

>purposely angers guard
>teleports behind them
nothing personnel kid
>stab stab stab stab stab stab stab

G-guys, I've just heard a rumor... apparently a couple of us are being moved to /d/-block...

Thank fuck, decent artists.

i-im finished

Fuck yeah.
Can't wait.

I'm starving... We ain't had nothin' but early access games for THREE STINKIN' DAYS

>TFW isolation cell

Nah nah nigga, you ain't finished. I've been watching you nigga. You havn't washed behind your ears or nothing.

I rather liked Conan. I could go for seconds, really.

when are the guards sending the overflow from Sup Forums row back to their own cellblock? its getting a bit crowded

>Nah nah nigga, you ain't finished. I've been watching you nigga.
you have
>You haven't washed behind your ears or nothing.
b-but i did

I sure wish the redditors would go away.

>tfw you look pretty

THE BOOTY IS MINE

IT BELONGS TO ME

YOU CANNOT TAKE MY BOOTY

>hey, I can actually play all these games now!

hey there! will you be my friend? no one likes me

I didn't do it! I don't belong here! Oh God, i don't belong here! I was gifted Battleborn. It wasn't my fault!

Was it gifted to you full price?

>tfw you'd make a cute trap but you're cursed with a masculine penis

THEY ARE NOT FOR PLAYING.

i wonder why, you annoying cunt
*stabs you*

PICK UP THAT CAN

Just throw all the Sonyggers in there and we are golden for a while.

Yarr the booty be mine

Prisons are weirdly comfy in games. The Imperial City Prison, that mining prison in Skyrim, the police station jails in Vice City...There's just something comfy about it

>Battleborn
Nigga, I let my sister buy Gone Home on my steam because she didn't want to make her own just to play it. Couple months later, she has an account and I'm still stuck with this shit staining my library to this day.

>Prisons are weirdly comfy in games
except for Silent Hill 2

Yall niggas should have preordered Skyrim like a good boy, Todd is posting my bail tomorrow.