What are yah up to Sup Forums ?

What are yah up to Sup Forums ?

I'll show you what's up *unzips dick*

I'm browsing Sup Forums.

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I think I may jack off and go to bed.

How much for a night with Dorothy?

I never asked for this life.

Im going to a strip club in a little bit

I'm on roll20

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why does Chie have Aegis' body

this plus videogames

I just jacked off and showered and now im waiting for my hair to dry so this 9/10 can come over and fuck me later. She just sent me snaps of her huge tits and I can't fucking wait.

nothing. What about you?

DOTA 2 with friends at net cafe

>The stories and information in this post are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Going to fucking bed. I've been in hospital for two months and I'm still recovering. Get the fuck off my back, smug anime bitch.

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>Not using smug anime bitch as a pillow

>wears shorts under a skirt
Speaking of pathetic

>tfw this will never happen to me

>not knowing what spats are
You are one fucking retard. Stop breathing.

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>Grill I'm currently banging has two kids and a boyfriend.
>Literally cucking her dude.
>She tells me his dick hasn't worked in about two years.
>He's too fucking embarassed to go to the doctor.
>He knows it's because he drinks a 36 pack of beer every night and passes out.
>"We don't fight about anything really. It's like we're just roommates who have a child together."
>Constantly complains that he's broke.
>Constantly complains that he's drunk and passed out instead of spending time with his daughter.
>He calls right after I've finished dicking her.
>She has literally been in the middle of sucking my dick on the phone with him, tell him "I love you."
>She asks me what I think of the whole situation.
> I look her in the eyes and say check my 3.

But that's what I do every saturday because I'm tired as fuck after work on friday.

I'm very sick with a horrible flu, worst I've ever felt in my life. I even cracked my spine from all the coughing and I can't even walk. Every time I cough it hurts.

I can't even play videogames.

Meanwhile all my friends are playing Age of Empires without me ;__;

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>implying I don't know what spats are
>implying spats aren't shorts
You are the retard here user. Kill yourself immediately.

Nice 3

I go out on Saturday nerd. Why go out after being exhausted from a day of work, when I can sleep in on Saturday, take the day at my own leisurely pace, then go out and dick the girl from work?